europe.txt 1.4 KB

123456789101112131415161718192021222324252627
  1. Europe sucks, but you probably:
  2. - Won't get shot by a cop during usual car check.
  3. - Won't get shot by a gangster when you get lost in a city.
  4. - Won't get shot by your neighbour for stepping on their property.
  5. - Won't get shot by a redneck who thought you were bigfoot.
  6. - Won't get shot in school.
  7. - Won't get shot if you're selling things at gas station.
  8. - Won't end up in huge debt for getting education.
  9. - Won't go to jail for accidentally touching a woman on the subway.
  10. - Won't go to jail for holding door open for a woman.
  11. - Won't go to jail for using a wrong pronoun.
  12. - Won't get raped to death even if you end up in jail.
  13. - Won't get sued for $1M for touching a pedestrian with your car.
  14. - Won't randomly get accused of and bullied for being a "sexual predator".
  15. - Won't get your art censored because it doesn't portray enough minorities.
  16. - Won't get legally executed by the government.
  17. - Won't get killed by angry mob.
  18. - Won't be randomly visited by a SWAT team in your house.
  19. - Won't be ruled by only one or two parties.
  20. - Won't get so fat you won't be able to move, nor starve to death.
  21. - Won't get killed by a tornado, tsunami, earthquake or wild animal.
  22. - Won't be forced to live your life as constant war with others.
  23. - Will be able to watch movies on TV with no commercials.
  24. - Will get help from state when you're in trouble.
  25. - Will get medical help even if you're not rich.