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- Europe sucks, but you probably:
- - Won't get shot by a cop during usual car check.
- - Won't get shot by a gangster when you get lost in a city.
- - Won't get shot by your neighbour for stepping on their property.
- - Won't get shot by a redneck who thought you were bigfoot.
- - Won't get shot in school.
- - Won't get shot if you're selling things at gas station.
- - Won't end up in huge debt for getting education.
- - Won't go to jail for accidentally touching a woman on the subway.
- - Won't go to jail for holding door open for a woman.
- - Won't go to jail for using a wrong pronoun.
- - Won't get raped to death even if you end up in jail.
- - Won't get sued for $1M for touching a pedestrian with your car.
- - Won't randomly get accused of and bullied for being a "sexual predator".
- - Won't get your art censored because it doesn't portray enough minorities.
- - Won't get legally executed by the government.
- - Won't get killed by angry mob.
- - Won't be randomly visited by a SWAT team in your house.
- - Won't be ruled by only one or two parties.
- - Won't get so fat you won't be able to move, nor starve to death.
- - Won't get killed by a tornado, tsunami, earthquake or wild animal.
- - Won't be forced to live your life as constant war with others.
- - Will be able to watch movies on TV with no commercials.
- - Will get help from state when you're in trouble.
- - Will get medical help even if you're not rich.
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