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- <font size="6"><em><ubuntu>Yes, that's <yell>Right</yell>, Stolas from the web show Helluva Boss, ate Blitzo's <uppercase>balls</uppercase>!</ubuntu></em></font><br>
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- <img src="02.png" alt="Stolas the owl, smiling, says back «Oh my Blitz! What does my little imp want from me?»" title="Stolas the owl, smiling, says back «Oh my Blitz! What does my little imp want from me?»">
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- <img src="03.png" alt="Blitz, who is now a plush, comes back with «Well Stolas, I was thinking that you could eat my balls»" title="Blitz, who is now a plush, comes back with «Well Stolas, I was thinking that you could eat my balls»"></p>
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