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  57. <strong><font size="7"><ubuntu>Stolas from Helluva Boss Ate Blitzo's <uppercase>balls</uppercase> Homepage</ubuntu></font></strong><br>
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  59. <font size="6"><em><ubuntu>Yes, that's <yell>Right</yell>, Stolas from the web show Helluva Boss, ate Blitzo's <uppercase>balls</uppercase>!</ubuntu></em></font><br>
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  65. <img src="01.png" alt="Blitzo from Helluva Boss waving and saying &#xAB;Hello, Stolas, what&#x27;s up?&#xBB;" title="Blitzo from Helluva Boss waving and saying &#xAB;Hello, Stolas, what&#x27;s up?&#xBB;">
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  67. <img src="02.png" alt="Stolas the owl, smiling, says back &#xAB;Oh my Blitz! What does my little imp want from me?&#xBB;" title="Stolas the owl, smiling, says back &#xAB;Oh my Blitz! What does my little imp want from me?&#xBB;">
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  69. <img src="03.png" alt="Blitz, who is now a plush, comes back with &#xAB;Well Stolas, I was thinking that you could eat my balls&#xBB;" title="Blitz, who is now a plush, comes back with &#xAB;Well Stolas, I was thinking that you could eat my balls&#xBB;"></p>
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  71. <img src="04.png" alt="Shocked, Stolas says &#xAB;Blitz- I...&#xBB;" title="Shocked, Stolas says &#xAB;Blitz- I...&#xBB;"></p>
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  73. <img src="05.png" alt="Looking almost sad, Stolas carries on by saying &#xAB;...I thought you'd never ask&#xBB;" title="Looking almost sad, Stolas carries on by saying &#xAB;...I thought you'd never ask&#xBB;"></p>
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  75. <img src="06.png" alt="Blitzo says &#xAB;Well come here and get them&#xBB;" title="Blitzo says &#xAB;Well come here and get them&#xBB;"></p>
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  77. <img src="07.png" alt="Now in frame, Moxxie is here, the red imp looks shocked at what is going on" title="Now in frame, Moxxie is here, the red imp looks shocked at what is going on"></p>
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  79. <img src="08.png" alt="Stolas and Blitz look at Moxxie with great shock and shame on their faces." title="Stolas and Blitz look at Moxxie with great shock and shame on their faces."></p>
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