hsmusic-data/album/cool-and-new-volume-ii.yaml

Album: cool and new volume II
Date: July 20, 2016
Date Added: May 22, 2022
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/cool-and-new-volume-ii
- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr8SnpiHh--XCb8YZxt93lQv
Cover Artists:
- Makin (Kraket)
- yazshu (Terexi)
- Bambosh (Gametez)
- artist:kobacat (Jaed)
- BitesizeBird (Equihorse)
- Cryptanark (Germysprite)
- Cloudaria (Dabe)
- miraculousAvantgarde (Jhon)
- Noisemaker (Femorafreack)
- Pipko Fanfare (Dadd)
- Hadron (editing Rose and Kanaya)
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Rose
- Dabe
- Jaed
- Kraket
- Kanaya
- Terexi
- Equihorse
- Gametez
- Dadd
- Femorafreack
- Beq
- Hecka Jef
- Germy
- Lil Cal
- Horses
- John
- Dave
- Jade
- Karkat
- Terezi
- Equius
- Gamzee
- John's dad
- Becquerel
- Hella Jeff
Cover Art File Extension: png
Track Art File Extension: png
Color: '#ff8a84'
Groups:
- Fandom
- Cool and New Music Team
Commentary: |-
    <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i>
    i'ts album fro cool and new web comic
    its the IIth one

    <i>Niklink:</i>
    I'm just pointing out that this whole 50 track album came out two and a half hours after [[album:cool-and-new-volume-2|our previous 50+ track album]].

    <i>XenoZane:</i>
    (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNRRfEvIq-I">cool and new direct 7.20.16</a>)

    <i>Ngame:</i>
    (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GyZeqU-eu0">Community listening stream w/ chat</a>)
---
Track: HECKA JEF SONB
Artists:
- o
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
- o
- MrCheeze
Duration: '01:00'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hecka-jef-sonb
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQIJkqMrHIg
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Jack Noir
- Hella Jeff
- Hecka Jef
Referenced Tracks:
- track:chorale-for-jaspers
- track:black
- Dance of Thorns
---
Track: Fruity Pebbles Redux
Artists:
- Aris Martinian
Contributors:
- Griffington (vocals)
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
Duration: '04:04'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fruity-pebbles-redux
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JhqaVIgUiM
Referenced Tracks:
- Fruity Pebbles Jingle
- track:upward-movement-dave-owns
- track:sburban-jungle
- Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E)
- Archagent Everlasting
Lyrics: |-
    Oh Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are the best thing about morning
    Those colorful enchanting little specks
    They make my taste buds spring to life without the slightest warning
    In a way they never do when I eat Chex

    Oh Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are the breakfast I've been cravin'
    I shove 'em by the fistful in my trap
    They got vitamins and nutrients and even riboflavin
    And make Cocoa Puffs look like a bowl of crap

    Yeah Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are a breakfast taste sensation
    They're tiny tasty munchable and sweet
    I'd like to start a bloody war and build a Pebbles nation
    And murder every other breakfast treat

    And the gallows will sway through the night
    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    All cereals bow down in fright
    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    Sycophants and cowards flee
    From Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    Captain Crunch on bended knee
    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles

    The balance of the world's askew
    But Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    Promise revolutions new
    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    What cereal 'mongst other things
    But Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    Stays crunchy in the blood of kings?
    It's Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles

    (Still going. Riding that Pebble train!)
    City-states and emirates and commonwealths and counties
    Imagine how they will react with glee
    As the early dawn reflects upon all nature's greatest bounty
    Of soybean oil and red dye number three

    Oh ministers and magistrates can't stop the people's yearning
    For the turning of the powers yet to be
    And presidents and potentates can't stop the fires burning
    As we cast their ivory towers to the sea

    And the creatures of the forest hark
    To Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    Noble stag and yellow lark
    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    The innocence of children's eyes
    And Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    Will watch that Fruity flag rise
    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles

    United we shall march along
    With Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    Some shall die but we'll fight on
    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    The fife shall play its soaring note
    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    We'll slit every dissenting throat
    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles

    This vow for glory we must keep
    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    Though God himself may turn and weep
    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    Do not fear the cleansing flood
    Of Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    A breakfast table stained with blood
    And Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
---
Track: daet with roze
Artists:
- Tensei
Cover Artists:
- Kusoro
Duration: '01:21'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/daet-with-roze
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQr9pkLgth4
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Becquerel
- Beq
---
Track: english (epic string cover)
Artists:
- Putnam
Cover Artists:
- MrCheeze
Duration: '01:04'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/english-epic-string-cover
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giW9jeprnpk
Art Tags:
- Lord English
Referenced Tracks:
- English
---
Track: Tock
Artists:
- Cryptanark
Cover Artists:
- Bambosh
Duration: '01:00'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tock
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnZ5Rk35hbQ
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Rose's mom
Commentary: |-
    <i>Cryptanark:</i>
    ([[track:tick]])
---
Track: Beatdown XD LOL!!!
Artists:
- samuel
Cover Artists:
- Cloudaria
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '01:58'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/beatdown-xd-lol
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiCUiYPvkpY
Art Tags:
- Dave
- Dave's bro
- Earth
- 'cw: racial slur'
Referenced Tracks:
- Beatdown DX
---
Track: gNARLY solbos dude
Artists:
- Noisemaker
Cover Artists:
- Minish
Duration: '01:51'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/gnarly-solbos-dude
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xv0TVAhWs0
Art Tags:
- Sweet Bro
Referenced Tracks:
- Where making this hapen
---
Track: BeatSlide XD
Artists:
- Cerulean
Cover Artists:
- jakkyr
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '02:30'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/beatslide-xd
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVreHV4ERpE
Art Tags:
- Dave
- Dabe
- Earth
Referenced Tracks:
- track:beatdown-strider-style
---
Track: Jack's Last 「Stand」
Artists:
- Griever
Cover Artists:
- Griever
Duration: '02:49'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jacks-last-stand
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyxjA00IHbg
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Jack Noir
Referenced Tracks:
- Liquid Negrocity
- 'A Grand New Era ~Ending~'
Sampled Tracks:
- Liquid Negrocity
- 'Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance'
- 'A Grand New Era ~Ending~'
- Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
- JoJo Sono Chi no Kioku ~end of THE WORLD~
- Titanic
Lyrics: |-
    (I'm saying Jack... is back.)
    If you like "[[track:snow-halation|snow halation]]" you need to shoot yourself
    SH! "Snow halation" sucks!
    SH! "Snow halation" isn't funny
    (I think it's time for Jack... to let 'er rip!)

    (Oh my God!)
    
    [MUDA MUDA MUDA] [ORA ORA ORA]

    (Oh my God!)
    (Oh, no!)
    (Oh, no!)
    (Oh, no!)
    (Oh shit!)
    (Oh my God!)
    (Now there's a pretty meme. Exquisite!)
    (Yes hahahahahahahahaha!)
    (It's my trigger word too.) (Jack, we talked about this on Tuesday.) (Tuesday's another one of my TRIGGER WORDS!)
    (Oh my God!)
    (Oh, no!)
    (Oh, no!)

    (Son of a bitch!)

    (ZA WARUDO!)

    Sono Chi no Kioku! (<i>Memory of that Blood!</i>)
    [ORA ORA ORA] [MUDA MUDA MUDA]

    (Your memes... end here.)
    (I'll never let go. I promise.)
Commentary:
    <i>Griever:</i>

    also if u can ried jojostukc pls (<a href="https://www.mspfanventures.com?s=13714">mspfanventures.com?s=13714</a>, its not s gret as cool n new but its preti gud

    (help he's holding me captive) 
---
Track: 'femorafreack: invesetigat'
Artists:
- Kusoro
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
Duration: '00:56'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/femorafreack-invesetigat
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaenVxy__8g
Art Tags:
- 'cw: blood'
---
Track: Bowman Remix DX
Artists:
- Noisemaker
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '03:08'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowman-remix-dx
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEDKrF-6DYs
Referenced Tracks:
- Michael Bowman Remix
Sampled Tracks:
- Michael Bowman Remix
Lyrics: |-
    It's a Michael Bowman Remix!
    Bobobobowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Bowman

    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Bowman

    Michael Bowman Michael Bowman Mi chael Bow Man
    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—
    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—
    Michael Bowman Michael Bowman Mi chael Bow Man

    Michael Bowman Michael Bowman Mi chael Bow Man
    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—
    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—
    Michael Bowman Michael Bowman Mi chael Bow Man

    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Bowman

    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Bowman

    (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo—) Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael (Michael Bowman) Bowma—
    (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo—) A-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Michael Bowman)
    (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo—) Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael (Michael Bowman) Bowma—
    (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo—) A-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Michael Bowman)
    (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo—) A-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Michael Bowman)
    (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo—) A-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Michael Bowman)
    A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a—
    Mi-chael-Bow-man...

    It's a Michael Bowman Remix!
    Bobobobowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Bowman

    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Bowman

    Michael Bowman Michael Bowman Mi chael Bow Man
    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—
    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—
    Michael Bowman Michael Bowman Mi chael Bow Man

    Michael Bowman Michael Bowman Mi chael Bow Man
    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—
    Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—
    Michael Bowman Michael Bowman Mi chael Bow Man

    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Bowman

    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Bowman

    (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo—) Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael (Michael Bowman) Bowma—
    (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo—) A-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Michael Bowman)
    (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo—) Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael (Michael Bowman) Bowma—
    (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo—) A-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Michael Bowman)
    (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo—) A-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Michael Bowman)
    (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo—) A-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Michael Bowman)
    A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a—
    Mi-chael-Bow-man...
---
Track: the 2econd 2 la2t frontiiiiiiier
Artists:
- Makin
Cover Artists:
- Cloudaria
Duration: '01:51'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-2econd-2-la2t-frontiiiiiiier
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KpsUrsd8G0
Art Tags:
- Sollux
Referenced Tracks:
- The La2t Frontiier
Sampled Tracks:
- The La2t Frontiier
- The Blind Prophet (technically marvel v x men or whatever)
Lyrics: |-
    (Optic Blast!)
---
Track: Chalk Emerald
Artists:
- Kusoro
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
Duration: '01:44'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/chalk-emerald
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyVnYTtvm8A
Referenced Tracks:
- Virgin Orb
---
Track: revengn
Artists:
- Kusoro
Cover Artists:
- Bambosh
Duration: '02:04'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/revengn
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8l95RvlDC8
Art Tags:
- Hella Jeff
- Hecka Jef
- John
- Jhon
- 'cw: blood (abstract)'
- 'cw: corpse'
Referenced Tracks:
- track:showtime-original-mix
- track:doctor
Lyrics: |-
    (Are you next?)
---
Track: Vagabone
Artists:
- Cryptanark
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
Duration: '02:04'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/vagabone
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfd5Xu38kNU
Art Tags:
- WV
Referenced Tracks:
- track:vagabounce
---
Track: you godda be kideney (endoctorine mix)
Artists:
- Bin
Cover Artists:
- Bin
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '01:42'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/you-godda-be-kideney-endoctorine-mix
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW05c1XStVk
Referenced Tracks:
- An Apple Disaster!!
- Crystalanthemums
- English
- track:doctor
- Red Like Roses Part II
- Homestuck Anthem
- track:crustacean
- track:showtime-original-mix
- track:sburban-jungle
---
Track: Even In Space
Artists:
- Rom M
Cover Artists:
- MrCheeze
Duration: '02:18'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/even-in-space
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_zJzGoWTeE
Art Tags:
- LoLaR
- LoLCaT
Referenced Tracks:
- Even in Death
- Space Jam
Sampled Tracks:
- Even in Death
- Space Jam
Lyrics: |-
    Everybody get up it's time to slam now
    We got a real jam goin' down
    Welcome to the Space Jam
    Here's your chance, do your dance
    At the Space Jam
    Alright

    Everybody get up it's time to slam now
    We got a real jam goin' down
    Welcome to the Space Jam
    Here's your chance, do your dance
    At the Space Jam
    Alright

    Everybody get up it's time to slam now
    We got a real jam goin' down
    Welcome to the Space Jam
    Here's your chance, do your dance
    At the Space Jam
    Alright

    Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam
    Come on and slam, if you wanna jam

    Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam
    Come on and slam, if you wanna jam

    Hey you, watcha gonna do
    Hey you, watcha gonna do
    Hey you, watcha gonna do
    Hey you, watcha gonna do

    Party people in the house let's go
    It's your boy "Jayski" a'ight so
    Pass that thing and watch me flex
    Behind my back, you know what's next

    To the jam, all in your face
    Wassup (Wassup), just feel the bass
    Drop it, rock it, down the room
    Shake it, quake it, space kaboom!

    (Just work that body, work that body)
    (Make sure you don't hurt nobody) Everybody get up it's time to slam now
    We got a real jam goin' down
    Welcome to the Space Jam
    Here's your chance, do your dance
    At the Space Jam
    Alright

    Everybody get up it's time to slam now
    We got a real jam goin' down
    Welcome to the Space Jam
    Here's your chance, do your dance
    At the Space Jam
    Alright
---
Track: Same Medium
Artists:
- JohnJRenns
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
Duration: '02:51'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/same-medium
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPvsAiy-rP4
Art Tags:
- Dave
- LoHaC
Referenced Tracks:
- Another Medium
- track:doctor
---
Track: please kill me.
Artists:
- yazshu
Cover Artists:
- Petr Kratochvil (public domain stock photo)
Duration: '01:04'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/please-kill-me
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzkt6bjqEH0
Referenced Tracks:
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
- The Nutshack Intro
Sampled Tracks:
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
- The Nutshack Intro
Lyrics: |-
    It’s the Nutshack! (Yo!)
    It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?)
    It’s the Nutshack! (Oh Yea!)
    It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!)
    It’s the Nutshack!
    It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)
    It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)
    It’s the Nutshack!
    It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)
    It’s the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!)
    It’s the Nutshack! (Wow!)
    It’s the Nutshack! (HOOUGH!)

    Phil’s from the Soul, Jack’s from the P.I.! (P.I.)
    Horatio or Horat so big-eyed!
    Tito Dick, “Dickman”, baby!
    He raised Phil and loves the ladies

    Jack’s is cool and he's lazy, he’s still learnin’
    On the right, Cherry Pie, she's still a virgin (Oooh..)
    Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah! (Week-ah!)
    Phil’s homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her

    But it’s not happenin’, neither! (No!) Shake it like a seizure!
    Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather (Yeah-hahah!)
    Breathe the reefer in my lungs
    I got grapes, what you watchin’, son-sa?

    It’s the Nutshack!
    It’s the Nutshack!
    It’s the Nutshack!
    It’s the Nutshack!
---
Track: C R Y S T A L S
Directory: crystals
Artists:
- Interrobang
Cover Artists:
- Cloudaria
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '01:26'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/c-r-y-s-t-a-l-s
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NunwSwAvcWE
Art Tags:
- Vriska
- Aradia
Referenced Tracks:
- Crystalmethequins
---
Track: Penumbra Phanteaseum
Artists:
- Interrobang
Cover Artists:
- Vriska Did Nothing Wrong
Duration: '02:18'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/penumbra-phanteaseum
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWVRsKOk_oo
Referenced Tracks:
- Penumbra Phantasm
---
Track: Corrupted Conquest
Artists:
- Rom M
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
- Makin
Duration: '06:10'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/corrupted-conquest
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZUCms4Iuj0
Art Tags:
- Vriska
- Genesis Frog
Referenced Tracks:
- Rex English
- Umbral Ultimatum
- Ham And Steak
Commentary:
    <i>Rom M:</i>
    
    "its just rex english by toby fox followed by a soundfont replaced midi of umbral ultimatum followed by ham and steak by malcolm brown."
---
Track: Bloodletter (Halloween Playlist Edition)
Artists:
- Bin
Cover Artists:
- Gordian
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '00:53'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bloodletter-halloween-playlist-edition
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNE4QffEL2I
Art Tags:
- Dirk
- Earth
- Sweet Bro
- Swet Bro
- 'cw: corpse'
- 'cw: blood'
Referenced Tracks:
- Moonsetter
---
Track: Conflict?
Directory: conflict-question-mark
Artists:
- Cryptanark
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '01:08'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/conflict
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AhUoeEOYKQ
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
- 'cw: eye horror'
- 'cw: blood'
Referenced Tracks:
- track:conflict
- Waluigi Pinball / Wario Stadium
---
Track: 25x SHOWDOWN COMBO (Memeless)
Artists:
- Cryptanark
Cover Artists:
- Cryptanark    
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '04:13'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/25x-showdown-combo-memeless
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM7ibMD8WbI
Referenced Tracks:
- 25x SHOWDOWN COMBO
- English
- Squiddles!
- Tick
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Dave
- Karkat
- Terezi
- Vriska
- Meenah
- Caliborn
- Jack Noir
- DD
- John's dad
- Lil Cal
- Skaia
- LoWaS
- Meteor
- Earth
- Ruined Earth
---
Track: Midnightcore Crew
Artists:
- Kusoro
Cover Artists:
- Griever
Duration: '01:25'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/midnightcore-crew
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWEcKsWTzdg
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
- Dacronian Dignity
- Rubs Juice
- Hrates Bocars
- DD
- CD
- HB
Referenced Tracks:
- I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew (Acapella)
Sampled Tracks:
- I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew (Acapella)
Lyrics: |-
    I hate a moral coward, one who lacks a manly spark
    I just detest a man afraid to go home in the dark
    I always spend my evenings where there's women wine and song
    But like a man, I always bring my little wife along!

    I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
    I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too
    Home with the milk in the morning
    Singing the same old song!
    Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
    Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
    Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
    Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!

    The fun it doesn't stop 'til 12 on happy old Broadway
    So what's the use of going home, until the break of day?
    Now, something confidential, whisper not above a breath
    I once went home at 2 AM, and scared my wife to death!

    I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
    I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too
    Home with the milk in the morning
    Singing the same old song!
    Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
    Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
    Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
    Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!

    I never shall forget the night I made six robbers run
    Although I didn't have a knife, a blackjack, or a gun
    I proved myself a hero of a very high degree
    I ran for home, and six of them, were running after me!

    I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
    I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too
    Home with the milk in the morning
    Singing the same old song!
    Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
    Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
    Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
    Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!
---
Track: Bowmanquest
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Cover Artists:
- Bambosh
Duration: '03:54'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bowmanquest
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLZL5RNTeNk
Referenced Tracks:
- Bowman's Credit Score
Sampled Tracks:
- Bowman's Credit Score
Commentary: |-
    <i>XenoZane:</i>
    (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGLYGZ6kEpI">Music video!</a>)
Lyrics: |-
    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.)
    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.)
    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.)
    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.)
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    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.)
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    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.)

    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.) (Cre-dit score, seven hundred and twenty.)
    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.) (Cre-dit score, seven hundred and twenty.)
    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.) (Cre-dit score, seven hundred and twenty.)
    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.) (Cre-dit score, seven hundred and twenty.)
    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.) (Cre-dit score, seven hundred and twenty.)
    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.) (Cre-dit score, seven hundred and twenty.)
    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.) (Cre-dit score, seven hundred and twenty.)
    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.) (Cre-dit score, seven hundred and twenty.)

    (It happens to be seven hundred and twenty.) (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.)
    (Which is my free credit score.) (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.)
    (This number is between my buttocks.) (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.)
    (This number, I am thinking.) (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.)
    (Is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty.) (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.)
    (The higher this number it is.) (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.)
    (The better chance I have at saving a lot of money.) (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.)
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    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.) (Cre-dit score, seven hundred and twenty.) Buttocks, buttocks, buttocks
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    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.) (Cre-dit score, seven hundred and twenty.)

    (The number I'm thinking of is seven hundred and twenty, and it happens - my buttocks)

    (The number I’m thinking of is seven hundred and twenty.) (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.)
    (And it happens to be between my buttocks.) (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.)
    (It’s between four fifty and eight fifty.) (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.)
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    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.)
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    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.) (It’s a number between seven hundred and twenty and—)
    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.) (Seven hundred and twenty, and it happens to be also—)
    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.) (Between four fifty and eight fifty, and between my buttocks.)
    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.) (Won’t you reach in and get it?)

    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.) (I’m thinking that you can reach in and get it.)
    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.) (Because it is between my buttocks.)
    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.) (Won’t you reach and and get this free credit report.)
    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.) (That is between my buttocks.)

    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.) Buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks buttocks (The number is between four fifty and eight fifty.)
    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.) Buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks buttocks (And it happens to be seven hundred and twenty.)
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    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.) Buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks buttocks (The better chance I have at saving a lot of money between my buttocks.)

    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.) Buttocks buttocks buttocks, buttocks, buttocks buttocks (Won’t you reach in between my buttocks)
    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.) Buttocks buttocks buttocks, buttocks, buttocks buttocks (And grab this number?)
    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.) Buttocks buttocks buttocks, buttocks, buttocks buttocks (That is greater than four fifty)
    (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.) Buttocks buttocks buttocks, buttocks, buttocks buttocks (And less than eight fifty.)

    Between my buttocks, between my buttocks buttocks
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    Between my buttocks, between my buttocks buttocks
    Between my buttocks, between my buttocks buttocks
    Between my buttocks, between my buttocks buttocks
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    Between my buttocks, between my buttocks buttocks
    Between my buttocks, between my buttocks buttocks

    Seveneveneven seven seveneven seveneven seven hundred and
    Twenty twenty twenty twentytwenty twentytwenty twenty hundred and
    Seveneveneven seven seveneven seveneven seven hundred and
    Twenty twenty twenty twentytwenty twentytwenty twenty twenty

    (You can reach in between my buttocks and get a number. Hopefully this number is greater than four fifty and less than eight fifty. Otherwise it might not be your credit score!)
    (My credit score happens to be seven hundred and twenty) Between my buttocks, between my buttocks buttocks
    (which as you all have noticed, is between four fifty and eight fifty.) Between my buttocks, between my buttocks buttocks
    (But do you know what number I’m thinking of?) Between my buttocks, between my buttocks buttocks
    (I’m thinking of a number between four fifty and eight fifty.) Between my buttocks, between my buttocks buttocks

    (Thinking of a number between four fifty and eight fifty.) Between my buttocks, between my buttocks buttocks
    (Thinking of a number between four fifty and eight fifty.) Between my buttocks, between my buttocks buttocks
    (Thinking of a number between four fifty and eight fifty.) Between my buttocks, between my buttocks buttocks
    (Thinking of a number between four fifty and eight fifty.) Between my buttocks, between my buttocks buttocks

    BE-TWEEN-MY-BUTTOCKS
---
Track: MeGaBrOvania
Artists:
- Wheals
Cover Artists:
- Bambosh
Duration: '02:47'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/megabrovania
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOQ8UvduG64
Art Tags:
- 'cw: blood'
Referenced Tracks:
- track:MeGaLoVania
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
Sampled Tracks:
- track:MeGaLoVania
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
Lyrics: |-
    Alright bros, are you ready?
    It's time for the one, the only, GameBro!
    He's coming to your screen straight from the magazine
    The mix meister of Master Swords and mushrooms
    Are you sure you're ready for this?
    Well come on, get ready, get set, and here we go

    The GameBro is here and he's got the games
    All you other lamebrainers better feel the shame
    He can bend the rules, he's too cool for school
    And he's got just a few cheat codes for you
    There ain't nothing that'll ever hold this bad boy down
    That hat that he's wearing's like his personal crown
    He's got every game beat and skills that sweet
    But if you want in his crew, you gotta be elite

    You've gotta be on the spot, on the dot, we're just saying
    You've gotta be ready to go, if you're too slow, thanks for playing
    You've gotta know where it's at, who's at bat, and if you don't, then
    Well, then, you'll know just who to call

    It's GameBro!
    When you're out of quarters, he's got your back
    He never ever betray you, man, that's a fact

    Do it!
    Do it!
    Do it!
    Do it!
    Do it, do it, do it do it!
    Yo, he's your best friend, and never foe
    So, come on, and let's go!

    Uh!
    Uh!
    Uh!
    Uh!
    Alright!
    You've gotta be on the spot, on the dot, we're just saying
    You've gotta be ready to go, if you're too slow, thanks for playing
    You've gotta know where it's at, who's at bat, and if you don't, then
    Well, then, you'll know just who to call

    It's GameBro!
    The games will never stop, the games will never stop
    The games will never stop, the games will never stop
    The games will never stop, the games will never stop
    The games will never stop, the games will never stop
    The games—

    The games will never stop, the games will never stop
    The games will never stop, the games will never stop
    The games will never stop, the games will never stop...
---
Track: deeeeeeeennnnnnnniiiiiiiizzzzzzzzeeeeeeeennnnnnnn
Artists:
- BitesizeBird
Cover Artists:
- Cloudaria
Duration: '02:16'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/deeeeeeeennnnnnnniiiiiiiizzzzzzzzeeeeeeeennnnnnnn
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuXw79YdCCc
Art Tags:
- Denizens
---
Track: the march of jaed
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Cover Artists:
- Cloudaria
Duration: '04:12'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-march-of-jaed
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l5IQfrI5Pg
Art Tags:
- Jaed
- Beq
- Jade
- Becquerel
Referenced Tracks:
- track:dissension-original
- An Unbreakable Union
- Courser
- track:mutiny
- The Beginning of Something Really Excellent
- Umbral Ultimatum
- track:of-gods-and-witches
- track:frost-vol6
- Sunslammer
- Atomic Bonsai
- track:guardian
- track:carefree-victory
---
Track: MeGaLoPaint
Artists:
- OpsCat
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
- OpsCat
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '01:50'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/megalopaint
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpDIJPH8gKg
Art Tags:
- Vriska
- Sans
Referenced Tracks:
- track:MeGaLoVania
Sampled Tracks:
- mario paint i guess?
---
Track: End of the world
Artists:
- Cerulean
Cover Artists:
- azureCacophony
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '01:31'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/end-of-the-world
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0Q0AWte5vM
Art Tags:
- Femorafreack
- Earth
- 'cw: cops'
---
Track: Hauntjello
Artists:
- samuel
Cover Artists:
- Bambosh
Duration: '01:24'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hauntjello
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ada9yc_1HEk
Art Tags:
- Caliborn
- 'cw: blood (abstract)'
Referenced Tracks:
- Hauntjelly
---
Track: sbruban trian
Artists:
- Gordian
Cover Artists:
- SlantedSlash
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '01:55'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sbruban-trian
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2S3SaHdjpo
Art Tags:
- Rose
Referenced Tracks:
- Penumbra Phantasm
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Crystalanthemums
- track:sburban-jungle
- track:beatdown-strider-style
---
Track: Eternity Served Eternally
Artists:
- OpsCat
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '07:08'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/eternity-served-eternally
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YGbmW84VJo
Art Tags:
- Caliborn
- 'cw: blood'
Referenced Tracks:
- Eternity Served Cold
Sampled Tracks:
- Eternity Served Cold
---
Track: The Ultimate Brodown
Artists:
- MoreEpicThanYou747
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
- miraculousAvantgarde
Duration: '03:33'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-ultimate-brodown
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlnrGknXjpY
Art Tags:
- Latula
Referenced Tracks:
- The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
- GameGrl (Original 1993 Mix)
Sampled Tracks:
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
- GameGrl (Original 1993 Mix)
Lyrics: |-
    Alright bros, are you ready?
    It's time for the one, the only, GameBro!
    He's coming to your screen straight from the magazine
    The mix meister of Master Swords and mushrooms
    Are you sure you're ready for this?
    Well come on, get ready, get set, and here we go

    The GameBro is here and he's got the games
    All you other lamebrainers better feel the shame
    He can bend the rules, he's too cool for school
    And he's got just a few cheat codes for you
    There ain't nothing that'll ever hold this bad boy down
    That hat that he's wearing's like his personal crown
    He's got every game beat and skills that sweet
    But if you want in his crew, you gotta be elite

    You've gotta be on the spot, on the dot, we're just saying
    You've gotta be ready to go, if you're too slow, thanks for playing
    You've gotta know where it's at, who's at bat, and if you don't, then
    Well, then, you'll know just who to call

    Yo I'm the GameGrl, and I've got the scores
    'Cause I woop butt and game hardcore
    I might look cute but I play to win
    So get your head in the game, 'cause we're about to begin

    I got sweet moves and secret skills
    To pull off the codes, the combos, and kills
    Tapping my fingers like a maniac
    This girl's gone bad on a game attack!

    GAME ATTACK! GAME ATTACK!
    When I'm on the scoreboard, you sure can tell!
    GAME ATTACK! GAME ATTACK!
    Cause I spell my scores "G-R-L!"
    GAME ATTACK! GAME ATTACK!
    You gamer guys better take it like a man!
    GAME ATTACK! GAME ATTACK!
    If you can't keep up then talk to the hand!

    (She's a GameGrl) I'm the GameGrl!
    (She's a GameGrl) The best in the world!
    (She's a GameGrl) Girls rule!
    (She's a GameGrl) And boys drool!
    (She's a GameGrl) I'm kickin' rad!
    (She's a GameGrl) You're super bad!
    (She's a GameGrl) Better than the rest
    When you're gaming with the GameGrl you're gaming with the best!

    (Go, go, go, go, go, go, go GameBro)
    It's GameBro!
    When you're out of quarters, he's got your back
    He never ever betray you, man, that's a fact
    Yo, he's your best friend, and never foe
    So, come on, and let's go!

    The games will never stop, the games will never stop
    The games will never stop, the games will never stop
    The games will never stop, the games will never stop
    The games will never stop, the games will never stop
    Uh!

    When I say "game", you say "girl!"
    GAME! GRL! GAME! GRL!
    When I say "best", you say "the world!"
    BEST IN! THE WORLD! BEST IN! THE WORLD!
    When I say girls, you say rule!
    GIRLS! RULE! GIRLS! RULE!
    When I say boys, you say drool!
    BOYS! DROOL! BOYS! DROOL!

    Uh!
    Do it, do it, do it, do it!
    Uh!
    The games will never stop, the games will never stop
    The games will never stop, the games will never stop
    The games will never stop, the games will never stop
    The games will never stop, the games will never stop
    The games will never stop, the games will never stop
    The games will never stop, the games will never stop

    It's GameBro!
    Alright!
---
Track: Momi + Jhon Slopy MAKOUTS
Artists:
- Ngame
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
Duration: '01:01'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/momi-jhon-slopy-makouts
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_0EYWwUMD8
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- John
- Rose's mom
- Rose
- LoWaS
Referenced Tracks:
- Dord Waltz
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse
- track:doctor
Lyrics: |-
    (ROSE: Oh fuck she's dead.)
---
Track: '((S) Dabe: Acellerate'
Artists:
- MrCheeze
Cover Artists:
- MrCheeze
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '01:12'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/s-dabe-acellerate
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSzsfTRpOYc
Art Tags:
- Dave
Referenced Tracks:
- track:atomyk-ebonpyre
---
Track: Dragon Clock
Artists:
- Aris Martinian
Cover Artists:
- Cloudaria
Duration: '02:01'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dragon-clock
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0h-Y0Dhpk8
Referenced Tracks:
- The Broken Clock
- Dragon Roost Island
---
Track: 'cool and new web comic: morse code edition'
Artists:
- BitesizeBird
Cover Artists:
- Cloudaria
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '04:13'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-web-comic-morse-code-edition
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MTEEKTlpz4
Lyrics: |-
    (-.-. --- --- .-.. / .- -. -.. / -. . .-- / .-- . -... / -.-. --- -- .. -.-. / .- / -.-- --- ..- -. --. / -- .- -. / .. -. / - .... . / -... . -.. / .-. --- --- -- --..-- / .- -. -.. / - --- -.. .- -.-- / .. ... / .... .. ... / -... .. .-. - .... -.. .- -.-- .-.-.- / --. .. ...- . / .- / -. .- -- . / .--- .... --- -. / . -... --. .-. . - / -.-- --- ..- .----. .-. . / -. .- -- . / .. ... / .. ... / .--- .... --- -. / . -... --. .-. . - .-.-.- / -.. --- / ... --- -- . - .... .. -. --. -..-. ..--.. / .-. . - .-. .. . ...- . / .... .- -- ... / ..-. .-. --- -- / -.. --- --- .-. / -. . -..- - / .- .-. .-. --- .-- / -. . -..- - / .- .-. .-. --- .-- / -. . -..- - / .- .-. .-. --- .-- / -. --- / --- -. . / -.-. .- -. / . ...- . .-. / -.- -. --- .-- .-.-.- / .--. ..- - / -.-. .- -.- . / --- -. / ..-. .- -.-. . .-.-.- / -. . -..- - / .- .-. .-. --- .-- / .- -. / --- ...- . .-. .-- .... . .-.. -- .. -. --. / ... ..- -.-. -.-. . ... ... / .-.. --- --- -.- / .- - / .-. --- -- / -.-- --- ..- / ... . . / -.-. .- -.- . / - .... . .-. . ... / .--. .-. --- -... .- -... .-.. -.-- / ... --- -- . / --- - .... . .-. / - .... .. -. --. ... / .- .-.. ... --- / ... .... .- -.- . / .... .- -- ... / .. -. / .- .. .-. / .-- .... .. .-.. . / -.. .- -. -.-. .. -. --. / - .... .. ... / .. ... / .. -. -.-. .-. . -.. .. -... .-.. . -.-- / -.. .- -. --. . .-. --- ..- ... / - .... .- - ... / .. ... / .-- .... -.-- / .. - / -- .- -.- . ... / -.-- --- ..- / ..-. . . .-.. / .- .-.. .. ...- . / --. .-. .- -... / .-. --- .-.. .-.. .. -. --. / .--. .. -. / -. . -..- - / - --- / -.-- --- ..- / .- -. -.. / ..-. .-.. .- - - . -. / -.-. -.- .- . / .. -. - ---)

    (<i>COOL AND NEW WEB COMIC A YOUNG MAN IN THE BED ROOM, AND TODAY IS HIS BIRTHDAY. GIVE A NAME JHON EBGRET YOU'RE NAME IS IS JHON EBGRET. DO SOMETHING/? RETRIEVE HAMS FROM DOOR NEXT ARROW NEXT ARROW NEXT ARROW NO ONE CAN EVER KNOW. PUT CAKE ON FACE. NEXT ARROW AN OVERWHELMING SUCCESS LOOK AT ROM YOU SEE CAKE THERES PROBABLY SOME OTHER THINGS ALSO SHAKE HAMS IN AIR WHILE DANCING THIS IS INCREDIBLEY DANGEROUS THATS IS WHY IT MAKES YOU FEEL ALIVE GRAB ROLLING PIN NEXT TO YOU AND FLATTEN CKAE INTO</i>)
---
Track: the not-even-pretending-to-be-about-CANWC-anymore-song (unwillingly featuring dagwooddeluxe swifterjack and tirantbacon)
Artists:
- MrCheeze
Contributors:
- DagwoodDeluxe (vocals)
- swifterjack (vocals)
- TirantBacon (vocals)
Cover Artists:
- Bambosh
Duration: '02:22'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-not-even-pretending-to-be-about-canwc-anymore-song-unwillingly-featuring-dagwooddeluxe-swifterjack-and-tirantbacon
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOlvGaGk_sg
Referenced Tracks:
- the rose rap
Lyrics: |-
    [It's basically just these guys singing [[track:the-rose-rap]].]
---
Track: Quantum Breakdown
Artists:
- Aris Martinian
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
Duration: '03:20'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/quantum-breakdown
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYigSkYugmM
Referenced Tracks:
- Homestuck Anthem
- English
- track:sburban-jungle
- Flare
- 'BL1ND JUST1C3 : 1NV3ST1G4T1ON !!'
- track:showtime-original-mix
---
Track: 'Theory Proposal: NESS is actually INVERTED?!'
Artists:
- MrCheeze
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '00:57'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/theory-proposal-ness-is-actually-inverted
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDvQdQL84PI
Referenced Tracks:
- track:conflict
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Track: Lord Spanish 8-bit
Artists:
- cookiefonster
- Kusoro
Cover Artists:
- '413'
Duration: '01:10'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/lord-spanish-8-bit
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyVkAE0jVPw
Art Tags:
- Lord English
Referenced Tracks:
- Lord Spanish
---
Track: That guy from the comic
Artists:
- Rom M
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
Duration: '02:14'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/that-guy-from-the-comic
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YpJFhWxl2s
Art Tags:
- Karkat
Referenced Tracks:
- Karkat's Theme
---
Track: troleplanet
Artists:
- flagellumVagueness
Duration: '02:43'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/troleplanet
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcfTPYCAluY
Art Tags:
- Alternia
Referenced Tracks:
- Alternia
---
Track: With Grief To A World
Artists:
- JohnJRenns
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '02:34'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/with-grief-to-a-world
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSv7-Svs3G4
Art Tags:
- Dadd
- John's dad
- Skaia
- 'cw: blood (abstract)'
Referenced Tracks:
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Oppa Toby Style
- Goodbye To A World
- track:sburban-jungle
- Homestuck Anthem
- Stellarum Salve
---
Track: 'holy shit 100 songs: a message from Daniel'
Artists:
- BitesizeBird
Cover Artists:
- Cloudaria
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '00:43'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/holy-shit-100-songs-a-message-from-daniel
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2vRLUC5OnE
Lyrics: |- 
    (Oh my fucking God I can't believe that this shitty volume has 100 songs. To celebrate, I have decided to share with you a [[track:bowmans-credit-score|friend's credit score]], which can save you a lot of money. Do you know what it is?) (No.) (Nevermind then. Let's talk about what a Cool and New Web Comic [[artist:o|o]] has made that has enriched our lives. Whether you enjoy it ironically or unironically, I say that CaNWC is an experience that has made us forget our worries and has given us great memories. So, the [[group:canmt|CanWC Volume two team]] would like to say thank you to o, and good luck with the rest of the comic. Now, enjoy the rest of the album you memers.)
---
Track: Eternity Served Ten Degrees Celcius
Artists:
- Cerulean
- MrCheeze
Cover Artists:
- jakkyr
Duration: '02:26'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/eternity-served-ten-degrees-celcius
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmTLFc5SJxg
Art Tags:
- Caliborn
Referenced Tracks:
- Eternity Served Cold
---
Track: dull
Artists:
- Kusoro
Cover Artists:
- Griever
Duration: '00:09'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dull
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Df09PSDDMU
Referenced Tracks:
- Meet the Flintstones