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  1. Album: cool and new voulem.1
  2. Date: July 2, 2016
  3. Date Added: April 13, 2022
  4. Cover Artists:
  5. - miraculousAvantgarde
  6. Banner Artists:
  7. - Niklink
  8. Banner Dimensions: 1100x100
  9. Banner File Extension: png
  10. Cover Art File Extension: png
  11. Track Art File Extension: png
  12. Color: '#0164ff'
  13. Groups:
  14. - Fandom
  15. - Cool and New Music Team
  16. URLs:
  17. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/cool-and-new-voulem-1
  18. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGU4RdvhkrM&list=PLMXVVm-BDvr-83ChRnD8Q4YLA7rCAHC7A
  19. Directory: cool-and-new-voulem1
  20. Art Tags:
  21. - Jhon
  22. - Rose
  23. - Dabe
  24. - Jaed
  25. - Hecka Jef
  26. - Dadd
  27. - Femorafreack
  28. - Beq
  29. - John
  30. - Dave
  31. - Jade
  32. - Hella Jeff
  33. - John's dad
  34. - Becquerel
  35. - Squiddles
  36. - Skaia
  37. Commentary: |-
  38. <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i>
  39. i'ts album fro cool and new web comic
  40. its the 1th one
  41. <i>Niklink:</i>
  42. There's so much to be said about the absurd trajectory of the Cool and New Music Team, but I'll try to keep it short.
  43. After the release of the incredible [[album:homestuck-vol-10]], which was a sort of epitaph to the official music team, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJWqqikd6S0">a Q&A stream was held with the musicians</a>. There was a bittersweet tinge to it, not just because of Homestuck's recent ending, but because they reflected on their artistic trajectories and how they had been musical amateurs that had been able to refine and hone their skill through the comic's run. To me at least they had always felt like inimitable performers, even if I'd always aspired to be as good as them or as the high-quality fan music that was being made at the time. But their encouraging talk about how they had progressed as artists over the years led to an idea formed right there, in the livestream chat. Why not make our <i>own</i> music team?
  44. A music team on our own terms, expressly as a practice vehicle, to create and release music without a care in the world as to whether it was good or bad or terrible? No shame, no hesitation, just for the hell of making Homestuck fanmusic, and maybe improving along the way. Cool and New Web Comic's popular but low-quality presentation was a natural fit. And the response was massive. It turned out many people felt the same way, or simply wanted to see what all the noise was about.
  45. Only two weeks later, the newly-created Cool and New Music Team released a 50-track album. This is that album.
  46. <i>Ngame:</i>
  47. (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6e2NvlY9oc">Community listening stream w/ chat</a>)
  48. ---
  49. Track: Cascante
  50. Duration: '3:05'
  51. Artists:
  52. - Noisemaker
  53. Cover Artists:
  54. - Ahnock
  55. Cover Art File Extension: jpg
  56. URLs:
  57. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cascante
  58. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGU4RdvhkrM
  59. Referenced Tracks:
  60. - track:sburban-jungle
  61. - Cascade
  62. - track:showtime-piano-refrain
  63. - Shave and a Haircut
  64. ---
  65. Track: Harlecoaster
  66. Duration: '0:56'
  67. Artists:
  68. - Ngame
  69. Cover Artists:
  70. - MrCheeze
  71. URLs:
  72. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/harlecoaster-2
  73. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e321TR0d4A
  74. Art Tags:
  75. - Jhon
  76. - John
  77. Referenced Tracks:
  78. - track:harlequin
  79. - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
  80. ---
  81. Track: FLARERERERERERERE
  82. Duration: '1:29'
  83. Artists:
  84. - Niklink
  85. Cover Artists:
  86. - miraculousAvantgarde
  87. URLs:
  88. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/flarerererererere
  89. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni-iCX4neDw
  90. Art Tags:
  91. - Rose
  92. - Dabe
  93. - Dave
  94. - Derse
  95. Referenced Tracks:
  96. - Flare
  97. Commentary: |-
  98. <i>Niklink:</i>
  99. The only piece of Homestuck fanmusic I had ever completed was this <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AxgMI6451M">Famitracker remix of Flare</a>, but since at the time we were fully committing to the 'shitty music' idea, and a straight up transcription of a Homestuck track isn't particularly CaNWC-ish anyways, I ran it through a bunch of filters. Just to make sure no one accidentally liked it.
  100. ---
  101. Track: Showtime (piano a fine)
  102. Duration: '3:32'
  103. Artists:
  104. - Wheals
  105. Cover Artists:
  106. - miraculousAvantgarde
  107. Cover Art File Extension: jpg
  108. URLs:
  109. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/showtime-piano-a-fine
  110. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndLaFO1wQR8
  111. Art Tags:
  112. - Jhon
  113. - John
  114. - LoWaS
  115. - blood (abstract)
  116. Referenced Tracks:
  117. - track:showtime-piano-refrain
  118. - track:its-showtime
  119. - Für Elise
  120. ---
  121. Track: Spacesplore
  122. Duration: '1:42'
  123. Artists:
  124. - Aris Martinian
  125. Cover Artists:
  126. - miraculousAvantgarde
  127. URLs:
  128. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/spacesplore
  129. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo2fTp6sfxU
  130. Art Tags:
  131. - Ruined Earth
  132. Referenced Tracks:
  133. - track:explore
  134. - Space Jam
  135. - track:showtime-original-mix
  136. Sampled Tracks:
  137. - Space Jam
  138. ---
  139. Track: justice must be a serve
  140. Duration: '1:42'
  141. Artists:
  142. - Makin
  143. Cover Artists:
  144. - Vriska Did Nothing Wrong
  145. Art Tags:
  146. - Jhon
  147. - Dabe
  148. - Femorafreack
  149. - Jaed
  150. - John
  151. - Dave
  152. - Jade
  153. - cops
  154. URLs:
  155. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/justice-must-be-a-serve
  156. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff7sA5UFc5M
  157. Referenced Tracks:
  158. - Post-Apocalyptic Fedora
  159. ---
  160. Track: Three in the Morning (4 1/3 Hours Late Remix)
  161. Duration: '7:20'
  162. Artists:
  163. - Ngame
  164. Cover Artists:
  165. - Ngame
  166. URLs:
  167. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/three-in-the-morning-4-1-3-hours-late-remix
  168. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQrAPxeKFKM
  169. Referenced Tracks:
  170. - Three in the Morning
  171. - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
  172. - Bowman's Credit Score
  173. - Fruity Pebbles Jingle
  174. - Meet the Flintstones
  175. - radiation is now on youtube
  176. Sampled Tracks:
  177. - Three in the Morning
  178. - Texas History
  179. - Bumper To Bumper
  180. - Will, The Responstable Constable
  181. - Sunburn
  182. - Backyard Fun
  183. - Rollercoaster Tycoon Theme
  184. - Falling For Ghosts
  185. - Bowman's Credit Score
  186. - Fruity Pebbles Jingle
  187. - Good Cop Red Cop
  188. - Michael Bowman Remix
  189. - Meet the Flintstones
  190. - radiation is now on youtube
  191. - Snake Eyes
  192. Art Tags:
  193. - Snowman
  194. Lyrics: |-
  195. (My name is Constable "Meat Cubes" Houston, I will eat five BIG FUCKING SHIT-FILLED ADULT hat stores in one humdrum summer day, and then my crippling addiction to pornography will be buried alive.)
  196. (My name is Constable "Meat Cubes" Houston, I will eat five BIG FUCKING SHIT-FILLED ADULT hat stores in one humdrum summer day, and then my crippling addiction to pornography will be buried alive.)
  197. BOO, BOO, here come de ghost
  198. And de voodoo priest from de skeleton coast
  199. Trick-or-treat, trick-or-treat, y'all be stomping your feet
  200. 'Cause I'm sugarcane sweet with a Kingston beat
  201. WHOA-OA-OA-OA watch out, here come de ghoul
  202. I be spittin' out rhyme while you playing de fool
  203. I'm a treetop masta, dat dance all rasta
  204. Going back to de island for de sticky-sweet ganja
  205. (I'm THINKING of a number. Between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be 720. I'm THINKING of a number. Between 450 and 850. Do you know what it is? It happens to be 720. Which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number I'm thinking. Is between 450 and 850.)
  206. Oh Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are the best thing about morning
  207. Those colorful enchanting little specks
  208. They make my taste buds spring to life without the slightest warning
  209. In a way they never do when I eat Chex
  210. Oh Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are the breakfast I've been cravin'
  211. I shove 'em by the fistful in my trap
  212. They got vitamins and nutrients and even riboflavin
  213. And make Cocoa Puffs look like a bowl of crap
  214. Yeah Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are a breakfast taste sensation
  215. They're tiny tasty munchable and sweet
  216. I'd like to start a bloody war and build a Pebbles nation
  217. And murder every other breakfast treat
  218. And the gallows will sway through the night
  219. For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
  220. All cereals bow down in fright
  221. For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
  222. Sycophants and cowards flee
  223. From Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
  224. Captain Crunch on bended knee
  225. For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
  226. The balance of the world's askew
  227. But Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
  228. Promise revolutions new
  229. For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
  230. What cereal 'mongst other things
  231. But Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
  232. Stays crunchy in the blood of kings?
  233. It's Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
  234. (My compulsive masturbation, Sullivan! You and me, and my erectile dysfunction, Sullivan! Then I paint all the surfaces of the eggs, Sullivan! It's a mirror collage, Sullivan! DETROIT! THE PASTA CITY! The place was Russia. The year, was 1917. You're under arrest! Just kidding! I now have two complete sets of human teeth
  235. in
  236. side
  237. my
  238. head.)
  239. Bow, man
  240. Mimimichael (Michael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-) (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Michael Bowman)
  241. Bo-bobo-bobo-bowman (Michael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-) (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Michael Bowman)
  242. I-i-is (Michael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-) Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!
  243. Mi-chael-Bow-man...
  244. Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
  245. Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
  246. Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
  247. Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
  248. Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
  249. Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
  250. Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
  251. Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
  252. BACK YARD BACK YARD
  253. BACK YARD BACK YARD
  254. BACK YARD BACK YARD
  255. BACK YARD BACK YARD
  256. BACK YARD BACK YARD
  257. BACK YARD BACK YARD
  258. BACK YARD BACK YARD
  259. BACK YARD BACK YARD
  260. BACK YARD FUN!
  261. (I'm Toby "Radiation" Fox!)
  262. (That was the plan, to give you a— seven hundred and twenty— and you got one. Boner.)
  263. ---
  264. Track: licord nacrasty
  265. Duration: '2:14'
  266. Artists:
  267. - artist:kobacat
  268. Cover Artists:
  269. - miraculousAvantgarde
  270. URLs:
  271. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/licord-nacrasty
  272. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU0ZSiMxmtI
  273. Referenced Tracks:
  274. - Liquid Negrocity
  275. - Oppa Toby Style
  276. - track:game-over-bootleg
  277. Art Tags:
  278. - Jack Noir
  279. - Dacronian Dignity
  280. - Rubs Juice
  281. - Hrates Bocars
  282. - Germy
  283. - Dabe
  284. - Derse
  285. - DD
  286. - CD
  287. - HB
  288. - Dave
  289. ---
  290. Track: Archagent Everlasting
  291. Duration: '2:07'
  292. Artists:
  293. - JohnJRenns
  294. Cover Artists:
  295. - miraculousAvantgarde
  296. URLs:
  297. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/archagent-everlasting
  298. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh7t7vQbu1I
  299. Referenced Tracks:
  300. - Liquid Negrocity
  301. - Cascade (Beta)
  302. - Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E)
  303. - I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew
  304. Art Tags:
  305. - Jack Noir
  306. - Jhon
  307. - Dabe
  308. - John
  309. - Dave
  310. Lyrics: |-
  311. (GRAVEYARD STUFFERS)
  312. (Make her a member of the Midnight Crew...)
  313. ---
  314. Track: X - V A P O R - R O M
  315. Duration: '1:07'
  316. Artists:
  317. - Minish
  318. Cover Artists:
  319. - Makin
  320. URLs:
  321. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/x-v-a-p-o-r-r-o-m
  322. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLSSkUUFTrw
  323. Referenced Tracks:
  324. - XROM
  325. Directory: x-vapor-rom
  326. Art Tags:
  327. - AH
  328. ---
  329. Track: Penumbra Phat
  330. Duration: '0:34'
  331. Artists:
  332. - Putnam
  333. Cover Artists:
  334. - Makin
  335. Cover Art File Extension: jpg
  336. URLs:
  337. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/penumbra-phat
  338. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slzlSKz6snE
  339. Referenced Tracks:
  340. - Penumbra Phantasm
  341. ---
  342. Track: MoonShitter
  343. Duration: '2:18'
  344. Artists:
  345. - Interrobang
  346. Cover Artists:
  347. - Makin
  348. URLs:
  349. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonshitter
  350. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaHsS5TfotY
  351. Referenced Tracks:
  352. - Moonsetter
  353. Art Tags:
  354. - Dirk
  355. - Germy
  356. - Earth
  357. - decapitation (abstract)
  358. ---
  359. Track: 'JHON: RICE'
  360. Duration: '1:28'
  361. Artists:
  362. - Hadron
  363. Cover Artists:
  364. - Hadron
  365. URLs:
  366. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jhon-rice
  367. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzSwjlCZiLw
  368. Referenced Tracks:
  369. - Savior of the Waking World
  370. - 'The Flintstones: The Rescue of Dino & Hoppy - Title Theme/Ending'
  371. Art Tags:
  372. - Jhon
  373. - LoWaS
  374. - John
  375. ---
  376. Track: sonflapper
  377. Duration: '1:00'
  378. Artists:
  379. - Peachy Peter
  380. Cover Artists:
  381. - johnjammin
  382. URLs:
  383. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sonflapper
  384. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PYf4khxFKw
  385. Referenced Tracks:
  386. - Sunslammer
  387. Art Tags:
  388. - Jhon
  389. - Dabe
  390. - John
  391. - Dave
  392. ---
  393. Track: turnways lurker
  394. Duration: '2:16'
  395. Artists:
  396. - Aris Martinian
  397. Cover Artists:
  398. - Aris Martinian
  399. URLs:
  400. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/turnways-lurker
  401. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdwlMagl4Sk
  402. Referenced Tracks:
  403. - Never Gonna Give You Up
  404. - track:MeGaLoVania
  405. - Penumbra Phantasm
  406. - English
  407. - Flare
  408. - track:explore
  409. - Unite Synchronization
  410. - Stronger Than You
  411. Lyrics: |-
  412. (Never gonna give you up)
  413. (Never gonna let you down)
  414. (Never gonna run around and desert you)
  415. (Never gonna make you cry)
  416. (Never gonna say goodbye)
  417. (Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you)
  418. (Never gonna give you up)
  419. (Never gonna let you down)
  420. (Never gonna run around and desert you)
  421. (Never gonna make you cry)
  422. (Never gonna say goodbye)
  423. (Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you)
  424. Ooooooh, give you up
  425. Ooooooh, give you up
  426. Ooooooh, give you up (Never gonna give, never gonna give)
  427. Ooooooh, give you up (Never gonna give, never gonna give)
  428. ---
  429. Track: Anthem
  430. Duration: '1:27'
  431. Artists:
  432. - No Funny Name
  433. Cover Artists:
  434. - Niklink
  435. URLs:
  436. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/anthem
  437. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLEzMa1gJTg
  438. Referenced Tracks:
  439. - Homestuck
  440. Directory: anthem-canv1
  441. Commentary: |-
  442. <i>No Funny Name:</i>
  443. (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLEzMa1gJTg">Video of the track being 'recorded live', as it were.</a>)
  444. <i>Niklink:</i>
  445. It's depressingly common for collaborative fandom albums to run into trouble getting art delivered for all their tracks in time. I don't really blame them, drawing is hard enough without knowing that it's probably going to be playing second fiddle to the music anyways. But nevertheless I knew I could phone this one in without any artistic skill, so I took it off the un-arted song pile. The secret is: there's actually an online tool that generates Minecraft logo-style text.
  446. Lyrics: |-
  447. (Um, hi. I've made a uh, piece of fanmusic for the um... new and cool webcomic, as you can see it's um, made in... Minecraft. I um, a— a bit about the piece, I um, sort of imagined it as being a um, theme song for the... entire you know, story um, oh I guess the um, word "Anthem" describes that. I guess I'll call it "Anthem" then... yeah let's um, play.)
  448. (Alright um, you can probably still hear me and that would interrupt the um, music, I'll mute myself... yeah.)
  449. (I um... hope you enjoyed my music. Yeah, bye.)
  450. ---
  451. Track: Three in the Medley
  452. Duration: '3:58'
  453. Artists:
  454. - Interrobang
  455. Cover Artists:
  456. - Hadron
  457. URLs:
  458. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/three-in-the-medley
  459. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJtJAFaaCtg
  460. Referenced Tracks:
  461. - Three in the Morning
  462. - track:three-in-the-morning-rj
  463. - track:explore
  464. - track:aggrieve
  465. - track:atomyk-ebonpyre
  466. - track:chorale-for-jaspers
  467. - Liquid Negrocity
  468. - track:MeGaLoVania
  469. - track:upward-movement-dave-owns
  470. Art Tags:
  471. - Jade
  472. ---
  473. Track: Unity of Thorns
  474. Duration: '2:12'
  475. Artists:
  476. - JohnJRenns
  477. Cover Artists:
  478. - Hadron
  479. URLs:
  480. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/unity-of-thorns
  481. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2om7yjI7nF0
  482. Art Tags:
  483. - blood (abstract)
  484. ---
  485. Track: Hankage Fantazumu
  486. Duration: '1:53'
  487. Artists:
  488. - Difarem
  489. Cover Artists:
  490. - Makin
  491. URLs:
  492. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hankage-fantazumu
  493. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6px46mr4C1k
  494. Referenced Tracks:
  495. - track:pseudumbra-phauxtasm
  496. Art Tags:
  497. - Jade
  498. Lyrics: |-
  499. (The vocals are purportedly parts of Damara's dialogue run through Vocaloid, with syllables cut out to match the song. Sorry I don't have actual lyrics for you.)
  500. ---
  501. Track: i am sititng in a buttock
  502. Duration: '7:20'
  503. Artists:
  504. - MrCheeze
  505. Cover Artists:
  506. - miraculousAvantgarde
  507. URLs:
  508. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-am-sititng-in-a-buttock
  509. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9AV9vgGJO8
  510. Referenced Tracks:
  511. - Bowman's Credit Score
  512. Lyrics: |-
  513. I'm THINKING of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money. I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. But the number is between my buttocks! Do you know what number it is? It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and the number is between my buttocks. The number is seven hundred and twenty. But do you know what number I’m thinking of? I’m thinking of a number between my buttocks. It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and it could save me a lot of money the higher it is. Fortunately that number is seven hundred and twenty, which is a number between four fifty and eight fifty. This number between four fifty and eight fifty happens to be between my buttocks. The higher the number is between my buttocks, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. This number happens to be between my buttocks, which means I will save a lot of money. But do you know what number I’m thinking of? The number I’m thinking of is seven hundred and twenty, and it happens to be between my buttocks. It’s between four fifty and eight fifty. And it still happens to be between my buttocks. The higher this number is that’s between my buttocks, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money. Do you know what this number is? It’s my free credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty, and between my buttocks. The higher this number that is seven hundred and twenty is, that is between four fifty and eight fifty is, the better my chances at saving a lot of money. Between my buttocks. Won’t you reach in and grab it for me? I’m thinking that it’s seven hundred and twenty, and that it’s between my buttocks. Won’t you reach in and grab it? It’s a number between seven hundred and twenty and seven hundred and twenty, and it happens to be also between four fifty and eight fifty, and between my buttocks. Won’t you reach in and get it? I’m thinking that you can reach in and get it, because it is between my buttocks. Won’t you reach and and get this free credit report, that is between my buttocks. The number is between four fifty and eight fifty, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty. The higher this number is that is seven hundred and twenty, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money between my buttocks. Won’t you reach in between my buttocks and grab this number? That is greater than four fifty, and less than eight fifty. This number is seven twenty, and you can grab it because it’s between my buttocks. It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, but do you know what number I’m thinking of? I’m thinking of a number that could save you a lot of money. It’s between my buttocks. It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, and it is between the numbers four fifty and eight fifty. It could save you a lot of money. A lot of money between my buttocks! But I’m thinking that this number is between four fifty and eight fifty. The higher this number is, although the highest can be eight hundred and fifty, the better chance you have of saving a lot of money. This number is between my buttocks. You can reach in between my buttocks and get a number. Hopefully this number is greater than four fifty and less than eight fifty. Otherwise it might not be your credit score! My credit score happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which as you all have noticed, is between four fifty and eight fifty. But do you know what number I’m thinking of? I’m thinking of a number between four fifty and eight fifty. Fortunately, seven hundred and twenty is this number, because it is between four hundred and fifty and eight hundred and fifty. But I’m thinking of a number between four fifty and eight fifty. Do you know what it is? It happens to be between my buttocks, and it could save you a lot of money. The higher this number between my buttocks is, the more money it could save you! I’m thinking of a number though, that is between my buttocks. It is still seven hundred and twenty. Won’t you reach in and grab seven hundred and twenty for me? Don’t grab four fifty or eight fifty, as these are the two extremes. These are not my free credit score. My free credit score happens to be seven hundred and twenty, but I’m thinking that you can reach in and grab it because it is between my buttocks. The number between my buttocks happens to be, well, I’m thinking that it’s seven hundred and twenty. But I could be wrong. Because your number could be anywhere between four fifty and eight fifty. I’m THINKING of a number...
  514. ---
  515. Track: can you give me a HAND
  516. Duration: '2:35'
  517. Artists:
  518. - Pipko Fanfare
  519. Cover Artists:
  520. - Makin
  521. URLs:
  522. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/can-you-give-me-a-hand
  523. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AZ556Deeb8
  524. Referenced Tracks:
  525. - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
  526. - track:showtime-piano-refrain
  527. - track:showtime-original-mix
  528. Art Tags:
  529. - Jhon
  530. - Jack Noir
  531. - John
  532. ---
  533. Track: Usurp
  534. Duration: '1:44'
  535. Artists:
  536. - flagellumVagueness
  537. Cover Artists:
  538. - Cryptanark
  539. URLs:
  540. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/usurp
  541. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0koQxAoc2Ik
  542. Referenced Tracks:
  543. - track:explore
  544. - The Beginning of Something Really Excellent
  545. Art Tags:
  546. - Jaed
  547. - Beq
  548. - WQ
  549. - Prospit
  550. - Jade
  551. - Becquerel
  552. ---
  553. Track: a color this shirt also comes in
  554. Duration: '2:28'
  555. Artists:
  556. - Noisemaker
  557. Cover Artists:
  558. - Makin
  559. URLs:
  560. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-color-this-shirt-also-comes-in
  561. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k-L_dQBVro
  562. Referenced Tracks:
  563. - track:black
  564. Art Tags:
  565. - Jack Noir
  566. ---
  567. Track: fun cat song :3 :3
  568. Duration: '1:05'
  569. Artists:
  570. - JohnJRenns
  571. Cover Artists:
  572. - Makin
  573. URLs:
  574. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fun-cat-song-3-3
  575. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqjyjXP-gPg
  576. Referenced Tracks:
  577. - track:chorale-for-jaspers
  578. Directory: fun-cat-song
  579. Art Tags:
  580. - Jaspers
  581. - LoLaR
  582. ---
  583. Track: Completely Delusional
  584. Duration: '2:26'
  585. Artists:
  586. - Pipko Fanfare
  587. Cover Artists:
  588. - Hadron
  589. URLs:
  590. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/completely-delusional
  591. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKgGAsAqQxs
  592. Referenced Tracks:
  593. - Black Rose / Green Sun
  594. - track:chorale-for-jaspers
  595. Art Tags:
  596. - Rose
  597. - Jaspers
  598. - Jhon
  599. - Dabe
  600. - Dadd
  601. - John
  602. - Dave
  603. - John's dad
  604. ---
  605. Track: upp word(s) movmeant (Fanon Edit)
  606. Duration: '3:47'
  607. Artists:
  608. - artist:kobacat
  609. Contributors:
  610. - Pipko Fanfare (Drums)
  611. - Ngame (Drums)
  612. - Minish (Kazoos)
  613. - Makin
  614. Cover Artists:
  615. - miraculousAvantgarde
  616. Cover Art File Extension: jpg
  617. URLs:
  618. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/upp-word-s-movmeant-fanon-edit
  619. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxxwFqTec88
  620. Referenced Tracks:
  621. - track:upward-movement-dave-owns
  622. - Descend
  623. - Snow halation
  624. - Gangnam Style
  625. - Bowman's Credit Score
  626. - Meet the Flintstones
  627. - track:the-baby-is-you
  628. - Michael Bowman Remix
  629. - HEY MAN VOLUME 10 MAN HEY CHECK IT OUT
  630. - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
  631. Sampled Tracks:
  632. - track:upward-movement-dave-owns
  633. - Descend
  634. - Snow halation
  635. - Gangnam Style
  636. - Bowman's Credit Score
  637. - Meet the Flintstones
  638. - 7 GRAND DAD but not the song but the actual meme origin
  639. - track:the-baby-is-you
  640. - track:bowman-remix
  641. - HEY MAN VOLUME 10 MAN HEY CHECK IT OUT
  642. - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
  643. - 'SHOUTOUTS TO SIMPLEFLIPS VINESAUCE JERMA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmK98ehX6rc'
  644. Art Tags:
  645. - Dabe
  646. - Dave
  647. Lyrics: |-
  648. Fushigi da ne ima no kimochi (<i>This feeling, it's strange, isn't it?</i>)
  649. Sora kara futte kita mitai (<i>It's almost as though it came fluttering down from the sky</i>)
  650. Tokubetsu na kisetsu no iro ga (<i>The color of this special season</i>)
  651. Tokimeki wo miseru yo (<i>Fills me with excitement</i>)
  652. Hajimete deatta toki kara (<i>From the moment we met</i>)
  653. Yokan ni sawagu kokoro no Melody (<i>The melody of my heart has been ringing with premonitions</i>)
  654. Tomerarenai tomaranai naze (<i>It can’t be stopped, it won’t be stopped— why?</i>)
  655. Todokete setsuna sa ni wa (<i>Ring out</i>)
  656. Namae wo tsukeyou ka "Snow halation" (<i>Shall I name this heart-rending pain "Snow halation"?</i>)
  657. Omoi ga kasanaru made (<i>I can’t wait for our feelings to resonate</i>)
  658. Matezu ni kuyashii kedo sukitte junjou (<i>It’s frustrating, but it’s a pure-hearted devotion called love</i>)
  659. Opopopop, Op— Opopopop, Op— Opop, Op— Opop Opopopopop
  660. Opopopop Op Op Op Op, Oppa Gangnam Style!
  661. (I'm THINKING of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty. I'm THINKING of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my free credit score.)
  662. (GRAND DAD!)
  663. Babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies [Babeatboxing]
  664. Wahoo!
  665. Michael Bowman
  666. Michael Bowman
  667. Bowman, Bowman, Bowman, Bowman
  668. Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
  669. Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
  670. Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
  671. namwoB leahciM Michael Bowman
  672. (I'M- I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER OF HOMESTUCK I C- I CREATED HOMESTUCK. KARKAT THE- THE HOMESTUCK MA- TH- THE GUY FROM HOMESTUCK YEAH THA- YEAH THA- THA- THAT GUY. I'M KARKAT- YOUR FAVORITE U- UNDERTALE.)
  673. (I'M KAR KAT.)
  674. Todokete setsuna sa ni wa (TELL YOUR MOM YOU WANNA MOVE OUT, JUST- I'M KARKAT, HEY UH-)
  675. Namae wo tsukeyou ka "Snow halation"
  676. Omoi ga kasanaru made (I'M KARKAT Y-YOUR FAVORITE- I'M-I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER OF HOMESTUCK I C- I CREATED HOMESTUCK I'M UNDERTALE)
  677. Matezu ni kuyashii kedo sukitte junjou (MY NAME IS KARKAT LISTEN, TO THIS-)
  678. Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Todokete setsuna sa ni wa)
  679. Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
  680. Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Namae wo tsukeyou ka "Snow halation")
  681. Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
  682. Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Omoi ga kasanaru made)
  683. Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
  684. Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a— Michael Bowma— (Matezu ni kuyashii kedo sukitte junjou)
  685. Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman) Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
  686. (Shoutouts to Simpleflips, fuck!)
  687. ---
  688. Track: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  689. Duration: '1:01'
  690. Artists:
  691. - o
  692. Cover Artists:
  693. - Niklink
  694. Cover Art File Extension: jpg
  695. URLs:
  696. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  697. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJUlEV-Rytg
  698. Art Tags:
  699. - Sweet Bro
  700. Commentary: |-
  701. <i>Niklink:</i>
  702. This is just a SBaHJ panel with a bunch of filters run over it like a steamroller. I was aiming to emphasize the resemblance to 'The Scream'. I don't even remember what I did to that poor SBaHJ panel at this point, but I'm sure those emotions made their way into the final product.
  703. ---
  704. Track: rolercoasteng in SPACE!??!??
  705. Duration: '2:48'
  706. Artists:
  707. - o
  708. Cover Artists:
  709. - Niklink
  710. URLs:
  711. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rolercoasteng-in-space
  712. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_peXrXc53U
  713. Referenced Tracks:
  714. - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
  715. - Space Jam
  716. Commentary: |-
  717. <i>Niklink:</i>
  718. When [[artist:o]] sent in his 'songs' in a surprise show of appreciation for our musical efforts, I immediately nabbed the art spots for them, because I wanted the 'honor', I guess. In any case, I'd say my skill at creating track art was roughly on par with o's skill at creating music, so I guess it worked out fine. You just don't get that kind of rail wobbliness from a lesser artist, you know.
  719. Lyrics: |-
  720. Everybody get up it's time to slam now
  721. We got a real jam goin' down
  722. Welcome to the Space Jam
  723. Here's your chance, do your dance
  724. At the Space Jam
  725. Alright
  726. Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam
  727. Come on and slam, if you wanna jam
  728. Hey you, watcha gonna do
  729. Hey you, watcha gonna do
  730. Hey you, watcha gonna do
  731. Hey you, watcha gonna do
  732. Party people in the house let's go
  733. It's your boy "Jayski" a'ight so
  734. Pass that thing and watch me flex
  735. Behind my back, you know what's next
  736. To the jam, all in your face
  737. Wassup (Wassup), just feel the bass
  738. Drop it, rock it, down the room
  739. Shake it, quake it, space kaboom!
  740. Just work that body, work that body
  741. Make sure you don't hurt nobody
  742. Get wild and lose your mind
  743. Take this thing into over-time
  744. Hey DJ, turn it up
  745. QCD, gon' burn it up
  746. C'mon y'all get on the floor
  747. So hey, let's go a'ight
  748. Everybody get up it's time to slam now
  749. We got a real jam goin' down
  750. Welcome to the Space Jam
  751. Here's your chance, do your dance
  752. At the Space Jam
  753. Alright
  754. Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine
  755. We're gonna take it into overtime
  756. Welcome to the Space Jam
  757. Here's your chance, do your dance
  758. At the Space Jam
  759. Alright
  760. C'mon it's time to get hyped say whoop! (There it is!)
  761. C'mon all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!)
  762. C'mon one time for the ladies say whoop! (There it is!)
  763. Now all the fellas say whoop! (There it is!)
  764. C'mon and run, baby run
  765. C'mon, c'mon, do it, run baby run
  766. Yeah, you want a hoop, so shoot, baby shoot
  767. Oh, it's time to hoop, so shoot, baby shoot
  768. C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam
  769. C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam
  770. C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam
  771. C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam
  772. Slam, bam, thank you ma'am
  773. Get on the floor and jam
  774. It's the QCD on the microphone
  775. Girl you got me in the zone
  776. C'mon, c'mon and start the game
  777. Break it down, tell me your name
  778. We the team, I'm the coach
  779. Let's dance all night from coast to coast
  780. Just slide, from left to right
  781. Just slide, yourself enlight
  782. QCD, drop the base
  783. 3-1-1 all in your face...
  784. ---
  785. Track: ScArY roller coasteds!!
  786. Duration: '3:44'
  787. Artists:
  788. - o
  789. Cover Artists:
  790. - Niklink
  791. URLs:
  792. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/scary-roller-coasteds
  793. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFdmxeEUurw
  794. Referenced Tracks:
  795. - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
  796. Art Tags:
  797. - Sweet Bro
  798. - Hella Jeff
  799. - Lord English
  800. Commentary: |-
  801. <i>Niklink:</i>
  802. You know that old RollerCoaster Tycoon meme about MR BONES WILD RIDE? This is that, that's what this is. I also managed to sneak in a 720.
  803. ---
  804. Track: suburbon contdon
  805. Duration: '0:39'
  806. Artists:
  807. - Minish
  808. Cover Artists:
  809. - Minish
  810. - Vriska Did Nothing Wrong
  811. Art Tags:
  812. - Germy
  813. URLs:
  814. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/suburbon-contdon
  815. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2e80WRHl4Y
  816. Referenced Tracks:
  817. - track:sburban-countdown
  818. ---
  819. Track: upways moving [jhon own dabe]
  820. Duration: '2:04'
  821. Artists:
  822. - Pipko Fanfare
  823. Cover Artists:
  824. - miraculousAvantgarde
  825. Cover Art File Extension: jpg
  826. URLs:
  827. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/upways-moving-jhon-own-dabe
  828. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJw-qkYIwXk
  829. Referenced Tracks:
  830. - track:upward-movement-dave-owns
  831. Art Tags:
  832. - Jhon
  833. - Dabe
  834. - John
  835. - Dave
  836. Lyrics: |-
  837. (Thank you daddy...)
  838. ---
  839. Track: megalobelchia (fea.t live guitar battle!!!)!
  840. Duration: '3:12'
  841. Artists:
  842. - Peachy Petey
  843. Cover Artists:
  844. - Makin
  845. URLs:
  846. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/megalobelchia-fea-t-live-guitar-battle
  847. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGvEDsNa6mg
  848. Referenced Tracks:
  849. - track:megalovania-halloween
  850. - track:heir-of-grief
  851. - track:sburban-countdown
  852. - Homestuck Anthem
  853. Art Tags:
  854. - Jhon
  855. - Sans
  856. - John
  857. ---
  858. Track: rekiuem fro kraket
  859. Duration: '4:49'
  860. Artists:
  861. - Minish
  862. Contributors:
  863. - swifterjack (Trombone)
  864. Cover Artists:
  865. - miraculousAvantgarde
  866. Cover Art File Extension: jpg
  867. URLs:
  868. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rekiuem-fro-kraket
  869. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB6VPn8Ks_M
  870. Referenced Tracks:
  871. - Karkalicious
  872. Art Tags:
  873. - Kraket
  874. - Karkat
  875. Lyrics: |-
  876. Four, three, two, fuck you
  877. Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic
  878. Strider's beats are best suited to stroll— trolls hooked on phonics
  879. Karkalicious definition, makes Terezi loco
  880. She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo
  881. Dyin' just to know the flavor, I ain't doin' her no favors
  882. No reasons why I tease her flush just comes and goes like seasons
  883. I'm Karkalicious, so delicious
  884. No I don't do kismesis
  885. And if you read any fanfics
  886. All that shit is fictitious
  887. I blow kisses... mwah?
  888. Don't matter if we're just moirails
  889. Trolls be lining down the veil
  890. For a chance to fill a pail
  891. Four, three, two, fuck you
  892. So delicious... super sweet
  893. So delicious, fuckin' adorabloodthirsty
  894. So delicious, even Egbert wants a piece of me
  895. I'm Karkalicious, el el el el el el, like candy, candy
  896. Karkalicious def
  897. Karkalicious def
  898. Goddammit, Doctor Scratch stop fucking around with my mic
  899. Karkalicious definition, makes the shippers crazy
  900. And Nepeta's always squealing cute pet names like Karkitty
  901. I'm K to the A, to-a-k— R, K, the A, the T
  902. And the majority of pairings had better include me
  903. I'm Karkalicious, so delicious
  904. My body stays vicious
  905. All the highbloods feelin' nervous
  906. 'Cuz I'm doing some fitness
  907. Zahhak's my witness
  908. Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail
  909. And he'll be needing all the towels
  910. 'Cuz I'mma make him sweat pails
  911. Four, three, two
  912. So delicious... super sweet
  913. So delicious, fuckin' adorabloodthirsty
  914. So delicious, even Egbert wants a piece of me
  915. I'm Karkalicious, now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out
  916. Baby, baby
  917. If you really want me
  918. Honey get some patience
  919. Maybe then you'll get a taste
  920. I'll be tasty, tasty
  921. I'll be laced with lacey
  922. It's so tasty, tasty
  923. It'll make you crazy
  924. T to the A, to the S-T-Y, fuckin' tasty
  925. T to the A, to the S-T-Y, fuckin' tasty
  926. D to the eh-E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
  927. D, to the E, to the, to the, to the— I'll just spell it out for you
  928. All the time I turn around trolls gather round, always sniffin' at me wanna guess the color of my blood
  929. I just wanna say it now [incoherent mumbling] I just don't want you to know
  930. And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret's fucking awesome
  931. But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell
  932. Terezi says I smell, delicious so delicious
  933. No I don't do kismesis
  934. And if you read any fanfics
  935. All that shit is fictitious
  936. I blow kisses, mwah
  937. Don't matter if we're just moirails
  938. Trolls be lining down the veil
  939. For a chance to fill a pail
  940. Four, three, two, fuck you, my body stays vicious
  941. Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business
  942. Nepeta's my witness, meow, I'll even let her first ship sail
  943. Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail
  944. So delicious, Eridan see
  945. So delicious, you can trust me
  946. So delicious, I'll help you be
  947. I'm Karkalicious, li-li-like candy, candy
  948. It's so delicious, ey ey ey ey
  949. So delicious, ey ey ey ey
  950. I'm Karkalicious she says my blood is like candy, candy
  951. T to the A, to the S-T-Y fuckin' tasty
  952. T to the A, to the S-T-Y fuckin' tasty
  953. T to the A, to the S-T-Y fuckin' tasty
  954. T to the A, to the— to the— to the— to the—
  955. To the D to the E, to the— the L-I-S-C-U-O-S
  956. To the D to the E, to the L-I-S-C-I-O-U-S
  957. To the D to the E, to the L-I-S-C-I-O-U-S
  958. To the D to the E, to the— now wait just a motherfucking second!
  959. (Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the end of the fucking song, I mean whoever fucking wrote the original never had access to spellcheck I guess, because T-A-S-T-E-Y does not spell TASTY, was this Fergie duf-douchemuffin illiterate or something, what do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own grammatical train wrecks and call it music, what the fuck even is Will Smith doing, he doesn't throw down sick fires anymore? Fuck this shit I quit.)
  960. ---
  961. Track: lame and old webcomic voluem 10 (MEGA MILX)
  962. Duration: '10:25'
  963. Artists:
  964. - Niklink
  965. Cover Artists:
  966. - Niklink
  967. Cover Art File Extension: jpg
  968. URLs:
  969. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/lame-and-old-webcomic-voluem-10-mega-milx
  970. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asM4qGQ35z4
  971. Referenced Tracks:
  972. - Creata
  973. - Train
  974. - track:of-gods-and-witches-vol-10
  975. - Beatup
  976. - You Killed My Father (Prepare To Die)
  977. - Sound Judgement
  978. - Aggrievocation
  979. - Stride
  980. - Skaian Overdrive
  981. - Freefall
  982. - Moonsweater
  983. - Castle
  984. - Skaian Happy Flight
  985. - Voidlight
  986. - Beatdown DX
  987. - Solar Voyage
  988. - Feel (Alive)
  989. - Breeze
  990. - Starfall
  991. - Ascend
  992. - Lilith in Starlight
  993. - Thanks for Playing
  994. - Renewed Return
  995. - THIS Pumpkin
  996. - Conclude
  997. - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  998. Art Tags:
  999. - John
  1000. - Rose
  1001. - Dave
  1002. - Jade
  1003. - Jane
  1004. - Roxy
  1005. - Dirk
  1006. - Jake
  1007. - Consorts
  1008. - Earth
  1009. Commentary: |-
  1010. <i>Niklink:</i>
  1011. I- ok. I can explain, okay?
  1012. This is an oblique reference to the album [[album:medium]]. When it was initially released, there was a lot of speculation, particularly on the MSPA Forums, around the idea of combining or layering the different tracks on the album to find cool mashups, particularly the matching song pairs for each Land. It was even implied that this was a specific musical choice by [[artist:clark-powell]], to make 'hidden' music (she immediately denied this, but it had no effect). Ultimately it culminated in the creation of 'Medium - Mega Mix', which was for all intents and purposes all eight tracks in the album sandwiched on top of one another into an ungodly sound wall, which was nevertheless positively received by fans. This worthless shitpost of a song is based on that phenomenon, as well as being a sort of 'tribute' to [[album:homestuck-vol-10]] which had after all been the insipration to establish CaNMT in the first place.
  1013. Also in a way, getting the obvious unfunny ear torture shitposts out of the way early on meant subsequent CaNMT musicians would be forced to innovate. So, in a sense, you're welcome?
  1014. ---
  1015. Track: dono't dsiturmpt plsthx
  1016. Duration: '2:44'
  1017. Artists:
  1018. - Peachy Petey
  1019. Cover Artists:
  1020. - Aiden Griffin Hanks
  1021. URLs:
  1022. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/donot-dsiturmpt-plsthx
  1023. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCovS2tbaXg
  1024. Referenced Tracks:
  1025. - Atomic Bonsai
  1026. - track:bon-voyage-amigo
  1027. Sampled Tracks:
  1028. - Skype
  1029. Art Tags:
  1030. - Jhon
  1031. - John
  1032. ---
  1033. Track: you are a furry
  1034. Duration: '2:08'
  1035. Artists:
  1036. - Pipko Fanfare
  1037. Cover Artists:
  1038. - Makin
  1039. URLs:
  1040. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/you-are-a-furry
  1041. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7AJM64oz1U
  1042. Referenced Tracks:
  1043. - Sunslammer
  1044. - Gardener
  1045. - The Beginning of Something Really Excellent
  1046. - Dogsong
  1047. Art Tags:
  1048. - Jaed
  1049. - Jade
  1050. ---
  1051. Track: Tycoontime
  1052. Duration: '0:56'
  1053. Artists:
  1054. - Ngame
  1055. Cover Artists:
  1056. - miraculousAvantgarde
  1057. URLs:
  1058. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tycoontime
  1059. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3pfnwTJUfM
  1060. Referenced Tracks:
  1061. - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
  1062. - track:showtime-piano-refrain
  1063. Art Tags:
  1064. - Jhon
  1065. - John
  1066. - Gate
  1067. ---
  1068. Track: ultimite fite!!!
  1069. Duration: '0:58'
  1070. Artists:
  1071. - MrCheeze
  1072. Cover Artists:
  1073. - miraculousAvantgarde
  1074. Cover Art File Extension: jpg
  1075. URLs:
  1076. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ultimite-fite
  1077. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJLt3FtFBKk
  1078. Referenced Tracks:
  1079. - GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
  1080. - track:skies-of-skaia
  1081. - track:beatdown-strider-style
  1082. - track:doctor
  1083. Art Tags:
  1084. - Jhon
  1085. - Dabe
  1086. - John
  1087. - Dave
  1088. - Skaia
  1089. ---
  1090. Track: Tycoon
  1091. Duration: '3:23'
  1092. Artists:
  1093. - Noisemaker
  1094. Cover Artists:
  1095. - Noisemaker
  1096. URLs:
  1097. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tycoon
  1098. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuCEVLHyvBw
  1099. Referenced Tracks:
  1100. - Rex Duodecim Angelus
  1101. - track:beatdown-strider-style
  1102. - track:MeGaLoVania
  1103. - Descend
  1104. - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
  1105. Art Tags:
  1106. - Jhon
  1107. - Dabe
  1108. - Kraket
  1109. - Dadd
  1110. - John
  1111. - Dave
  1112. - Karkat
  1113. - John's dad
  1114. ---
  1115. Track: Doctoral Degree
  1116. Duration: '1:50'
  1117. Artists:
  1118. - Difarem
  1119. Cover Artists:
  1120. - miraculousAvantgarde
  1121. URLs:
  1122. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctoral-degree
  1123. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHPj3MOR-iI
  1124. Referenced Tracks:
  1125. - track:doctor
  1126. Art Tags:
  1127. - Jhon
  1128. - John
  1129. ---
  1130. Track: V A P O R S T U C K
  1131. Duration: '2:07'
  1132. Artists:
  1133. - Avianzo
  1134. Cover Artists:
  1135. - Makin
  1136. URLs:
  1137. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/v-a-p-o-r-s-t-u-c-k
  1138. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLvPAogDkaw
  1139. Referenced Tracks:
  1140. - Elevatorstuck
  1141. Directory: vaporstuck-canv1
  1142. Art Tags:
  1143. - Jhon
  1144. - John
  1145. ---
  1146. Track: 'kis da boy #<3 #<3 #otp #aaAAAAAA #OMFG #!!!'
  1147. Duration: '1:58'
  1148. Artists:
  1149. - Wheals
  1150. Cover Artists:
  1151. - Makin
  1152. URLs:
  1153. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/kis-da-boy-3-3-otp-aaaaaaaa-omfg
  1154. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyDGjVfXuqU
  1155. Directory: kis-da-boy
  1156. Art Tags:
  1157. - Hrates Bocars
  1158. - HB
  1159. ---
  1160. Track: The beginning of... something
  1161. Duration: '2:37'
  1162. Artists:
  1163. - No Funny Name
  1164. Cover Artists:
  1165. - No Funny Name
  1166. URLs:
  1167. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-beginning-of-something
  1168. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXMl0Q8tncs
  1169. Referenced Tracks:
  1170. - Gardener
  1171. - track:dissension-original
  1172. Lyrics: |-
  1173. (I give up. I've been trying to make this track for... a week now, and... that's all I got. Practically nothing.
  1174. Do you people realize how little music Jade has to begin with? She really only has [[Gardener]] and [[track:dissension-original|Dissension]], the two songs you just heard. To take those, remix them into a workable song, add my own stuff, and then deliberately make it sound shitty to fit in with the rest of the Cool and New Web Comic... That, I, that's not really an excuse, other musicians have done far more with far less... the rest of this album is proof enough of that.
  1175. I guess what it comes down to, is that... I'm not just not as good of a musician, or, really, artist of any way. I don't have talent. I think Hussie said something like "it actually takes a large amount of skill to get Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff to the perfect amount of shittiness"... and I don't have the drive or talent or skill to do that, or really anything.
  1176. I mean... I did take piano composition classes through middle school but... I haven't done anything since then so... it's almost as if I'd done nothing. And here I am in the middle of a team of people who are actually... putting effort into making good — if difficult to listen to — music, and... I'm left wondering exactly what I can bring to the table.
  1177. ...Nothing, really. I've thought long and hard about it, and... that's my answer. Nothing. I guess there's only one thing left to do.
  1178. "To: Cool and New Web Comic Music Team. Subject: Resignation. Body: I regret to inform you that I will no longer be creating music with all of you. Good luck in the future, I'm out." Guess I'm really doing this, huh?
  1179. Send.)
  1180. ---
  1181. Track: P E N U M B R A
  1182. Duration: '3:23'
  1183. Artists:
  1184. - TirantBacon
  1185. Cover Artists:
  1186. - Makin
  1187. URLs:
  1188. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/p-e-n-u-m-b-r-a
  1189. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Am2bnbISkY
  1190. Referenced Tracks:
  1191. - track:pseudumbra-phauxtasm
  1192. Directory: penumbra-canv1
  1193. ---
  1194. Track: Before.
  1195. Duration: '2:25'
  1196. Artists:
  1197. - Hadron
  1198. Cover Artists:
  1199. - Hadron
  1200. URLs:
  1201. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/before
  1202. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5eL2PCA43g
  1203. Referenced Tracks:
  1204. - Homestuck
  1205. Art Tags:
  1206. - Earth
  1207. ---
  1208. Track: BLAPCK
  1209. Duration: '2:50'
  1210. Artists:
  1211. - Monifate
  1212. - Frikiman
  1213. Cover Artists:
  1214. - MrCheeze
  1215. URLs:
  1216. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/blapck
  1217. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnC1c9qewrc
  1218. Referenced Tracks:
  1219. - track:black
  1220. - SBAHJ THE MOVIE 1
  1221. Sampled Tracks:
  1222. - The Corner
  1223. - SBAHJ THE MOVIE 1
  1224. Art Tags:
  1225. - Jack Noir
  1226. Lyrics: |-
  1227. I'm a member of the-
  1228. I'm a member of the-
  1229. I—
  1230. I—
  1231. (—Dutton. Last summer I came back here to Baltimore, Maryland, to film a story about life on the corner. I grew up and hung out—)
  1232. I'm a member of the-
  1233. I'm a member of the Midnight Crew!
  1234. I'm a member of the-
  1235. I'm a member of the Midnight Crew!
  1236. I'm a- I'm a- I'm a member of the-
  1237. I'm a member of the Midnight Crew!
  1238. ---
  1239. Track: xistmas soong
  1240. Duration: '1:18'
  1241. Artists:
  1242. - Monifate
  1243. Cover Artists:
  1244. - Makin
  1245. Cover Art File Extension: jpg
  1246. URLs:
  1247. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/xistmas-soong
  1248. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4zu-R5Koa8
  1249. Art Tags:
  1250. - Hecka Jef
  1251. - Swet Bro
  1252. - Hella Jeff
  1253. - Sweet Bro
  1254. Lyrics: |-
  1255. in this cresmas we will do lotsa stuff
  1256. because thats was all christmas about
  1257. and also about some dude that was born some time ago maybe?????
  1258. and crismos is all about singing and dancing and eating lots of candeeeey
  1259. and theres allso some guy that gives you presents for some reason
  1260. but there are also times when your pressent is not what you liked???
  1261. but then you can also do snowwfeights
  1262. and also do snowwmennn
  1263. but the best is there is also lotsof
  1264. KETCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
  1265. Commentary: |-
  1266. <i>Monifate:</i>
  1267. (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAg2HGPrjWs?t=2212">Song's original performance in Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff the Moive</a>)
  1268. ---
  1269. Track: SpaceBro
  1270. Duration: '3:26'
  1271. Artists:
  1272. - Minish
  1273. Cover Artists:
  1274. - Minish
  1275. URLs:
  1276. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/spacebro
  1277. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ogJ3H_z-44
  1278. Referenced Tracks:
  1279. - GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
  1280. - Space Jam
  1281. Lyrics: |-
  1282. (This is just GameBro and Space Jam playing on top of each other. Just look up the lyrics for those.)
  1283. ---
  1284. Track: 25x SHOWDOWN COMBO
  1285. Duration: '4:13'
  1286. Artists:
  1287. - Cryptanark
  1288. Contributors:
  1289. - Aris Martinian (Synth)
  1290. Cover Artists:
  1291. - Cryptanark
  1292. Cover Art File Extension: jpg
  1293. URLs:
  1294. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/25x-showdown-combo
  1295. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr3qCAXxPVQ
  1296. Referenced Tracks:
  1297. - track:vigilante-cornered
  1298. - Liquid Negrocity
  1299. - track:aggrieve
  1300. - Penumbra Phantasm
  1301. - track:MeGaLoVania
  1302. - track:sburban-countdown
  1303. - track:doctor
  1304. - Dawn of Man
  1305. - track:explore
  1306. - Bowman's Credit Score
  1307. - Terezi's Theme
  1308. - track:atomyk-ebonpyre
  1309. - The Blind Prophet
  1310. - Hate You
  1311. - The La2t Frontiier
  1312. - track:showtime-original-mix
  1313. - track:upward-movement-dave-owns
  1314. - track:skies-of-skaia
  1315. - Meet the Flintstones
  1316. - Homestuck
  1317. - Showdown
  1318. - Feel (Alive)
  1319. - Carne Vale
  1320. - Vriska's Theme
  1321. - Crystalmethequins
  1322. - Wonderwall
  1323. Art Tags:
  1324. - Rose
  1325. - Dave
  1326. - Karkat
  1327. - Terezi
  1328. - Vriska
  1329. - Meenah
  1330. - Caliborn
  1331. - Jack Noir
  1332. - DD
  1333. - John's dad
  1334. - Lil Cal
  1335. - Skaia
  1336. - LoWaS
  1337. - Meteor
  1338. - Earth
  1339. - Ruined Earth
  1340. Lyrics: |-
  1341. I'm THINKING of a number between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score. The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money... and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty.
  1342. ---
  1343. Track: ~~~~ figting spirit ~~~~
  1344. Duration: '2:03'
  1345. Artists:
  1346. - MrCheeze
  1347. Contributors:
  1348. - Pipko Fanfare (Tin Whistle)
  1349. - swifterjack (Trombone)
  1350. - Difarem (Violin)
  1351. - Wheals (Piano)
  1352. - Minish (Kazoo)
  1353. Cover Artists:
  1354. - MrCheeze
  1355. URLs:
  1356. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/figting-spirit
  1357. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlgicf91i5w
  1358. Referenced Tracks:
  1359. - Fighting Spirit
  1360. Art Tags:
  1361. - Jhon
  1362. - Rose
  1363. - Dabe
  1364. - Jaed
  1365. - John
  1366. - Dave
  1367. - Jade
  1368. ---
  1369. Track: go down (Fanon Cut)
  1370. Duration: '2:28'
  1371. Artists:
  1372. - Difarem
  1373. Has Cover Art: false
  1374. URLs:
  1375. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/go-down-fanon-cut
  1376. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDnYLXgl6pQ
  1377. Referenced Tracks:
  1378. - Flare
  1379. - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
  1380. - track:endless-climb
  1381. - track:sburban-jungle
  1382. - track:beatdown-strider-style
  1383. - Liquid Negrocity
  1384. - track:MeGaLoVania
  1385. ---
  1386. Track: Cool and New Web Comic
  1387. Duration: '2:24'
  1388. Artists:
  1389. - JohnJRenns
  1390. Cover Artists:
  1391. - Niklink
  1392. URLs:
  1393. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-web-comic
  1394. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzWSa9d4GDQ
  1395. Referenced Tracks:
  1396. - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
  1397. - Homestuck
  1398. - Homestuck Anthem
  1399. - Cascade (Beta)
  1400. - Freefall
  1401. Art Tags:
  1402. - Hecka Jef
  1403. - Hella Jeff
  1404. - Earth
  1405. Commentary: |-
  1406. <i>Niklink:</i>
  1407. Another art self-assignment, but I think it ended up alright. It's of course a SBaHJ-ified parody of the Homestuck 'title screen' flash with the adventure name, parallelling this song being intended to be CaNWC's counterpart to [[Homestuck]] and [[Homestuck Anthem]].