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- The Oxford 153 Entitlement: Mark I. (OX153Mk1)
- LEGAL TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR USE, COPYING, DISTRIBUTION, AND MODIFICATION
- All mankind is hereby permitted to use, copy, and distribute, verbatim or
- modified, copies of this tool, provided the maximum printable line length
- never exceeds the known universal constant of 153 characters, and the usage
- of the Oxford comma is forever retained in all documentation, tool comments,
- and tool output. Those who would not be considered to be part of mankind are
- hereby permitted to USE this tool, but NOT PERMITTED TO COPY, DISTRIBUTE, OR
- MODIFY this tool, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. This tool is made available for
- use "AS IS", and without warranty of any kind, either expressed or implied.
- This license, henceforth known as the "Oxford 153 Entitlement", is NOT a
- GPL-compatible license, and this tool is NOT "free software", according to
- common and generally accepted definitions of "free software", including,
- but not limited to, the definition of "free software" provided by Richard M.
- Stallman, and, subsequently, the definitions asserted by the Free Software
- Foundation. As the Open Source Initiative has NOT reviewed this license, it
- is understood this tool CANNOT be considered "open source software" per the
- OSI Open Source Definition. This license is LIKELY INCOMPATIBLE with Debian
- Free Software Guidelines, and is EXPLICITLY INCOMPATIBLE with the Debian
- Social Contract, as the priorities of the authors of the tool will always
- trump the priorities of other users in the community. The authors of the
- tool are NOT associated with "Software in the Public Interest, Inc.", pay
- no membership dues, and do NOT receive any form of sponsorship from SPI.
- NOTICE: All uses of the Oxford comma within this tool are immutable,
- supported by miraculous revelations, and under no circumstances alterable.
- WARNING: The maximum allowable length of any line within this tool is
- to be no more than 153 displayable characters. If one were to perform any
- action causing the length of the longest line to exceed, at any moment,
- the universal constant of 153 characters, they are hereby reminded that
- those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad, stealing away
- their minds of good sense, and turning their thoughts to foolishness.
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