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  2. Paranoia Optimization for Our Modern Times
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  4. :date: 2013-08-23 15:00
  5. :author: Deborah Nicholson
  6. The funny thing about propaganda is that kids grok all the hysteria
  7. but none of the context. I was the kind of 80's kid who read Harriet
  8. the Spy and watched Get Smart reruns. I often thought about spies and
  9. whether or not they were watching me. The stakes were high. As
  10. American kids, we were all pretty sure that the Commies were going to
  11. bomb us. Or do something even worse that was totally incomprehensible
  12. to me as a tween.
  13. As kids, we had loads of time to spend on pointless activities. I
  14. decided I would learn to be paranoid. I regularly tiptoed around the
  15. house, trying to be as silent as possible. I taped hairs over certain
  16. drawers, although the only person who was ever in there was probably
  17. my little sister. I practiced darting from tree to tree for cover. I
  18. was determined to be ready when I finally discovered that I was being
  19. followed. I pictured myself dissolving into the landscape and
  20. confounding Soviet spies. In my even more grandiose moments, I
  21. imagined becoming a counter-spy and saving the United States of
  22. America. Movies like E.T. and The Goonies had basically proven to us
  23. that kids are easily underestimated by villains.
  24. A reasonable person would look at my childhood behavior and say that I
  25. was much too paranoid. My anti-surveillance measures were all out of
  26. proportion to any threat I was likely to encounter. A quiet middle
  27. class girl, in a boring Maryland suburb? I was never on any kind of
  28. Russian super-spy watchlist, even if my father did work for the
  29. government.
  30. As an adult, I don't worry about Soviet spies anymore. I don't always
  31. grab the Malcolm X seat at a restaurant (facing the main door, in case
  32. assassins are coming.) I don't tape hairs over doorways to see if
  33. people have been in my house and I try not to startle my neighbors by
  34. sneaking up on them. But lately, I have come to feel that I am "not
  35. paranoid enough." I'm not exactly sure when that happened. Maybe
  36. passage of the `Patriot Act <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriot_act>`_
  37. is the point when my personal paranoia level became too low for
  38. today's world?
  39. Unlike my childhood self, modern internet users actually are subject
  40. to constant surveillance. The only thing that saves most of us from
  41. the immediate consequences of this is luck. You're "lucky" to have no
  42. friends outside the US, "lucky" to have no unusual interests and
  43. "lucky" to have completely ignored politics for all of your adult
  44. life. In a world where everyone is "lucky," our participatory
  45. democracy becomes a sham, the global economy grinds to halt and dinner
  46. parties are exceedingly boring. Start prosecuting dissent and
  47. whistle-blowing with a vengeance and it gets downright Orwellian. So
  48. what do we do? Should I go back to storing get-away money on the
  49. underside of my dresser and only using fake names with strangers?
  50. What we need right now is the right kind of paranoia. The kind of
  51. paranoia that protects you against the people who are actually out to
  52. get you and looks at the ways that they are actually likely to do you
  53. harm. Our most obvious enemy is the NSA and the most likely way they
  54. are coming for us is via their extreme facility in controlling a
  55. highly centralized web. Joshua told us `that the only winning move is
  56. not to play <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WarGames>`_ -- which is fine
  57. if you're a machine. Your college reunion isn't being organized on
  58. Facebook. Your friends aren't posting adorable pictures of their
  59. children on Flickr. And you aren't trying to build a social movement
  60. when everyone else would like to use Google Docs for everything.
  61. The right way to be paranoid is to adopt a long-term strategy. Build
  62. robust decentralized alternatives that people will want to use and we
  63. become a million grains of sand. Obtaining all of the information
  64. becomes nearly impossible. So I say, without irony (and trust me, we
  65. sort of perfected irony in the 80's) I want you to join the
  66. revolution. Pitch in however you can. We'd certainly
  67. `welcome your contributions at MediaGoblin <http://mediagoblin.org/pages/join.html>`_,
  68. but maybe you'd rather work on
  69. `pump.io <http://pump.io/>`_ or `Diaspora <https://joindiaspora.com/>`_?
  70. Or another one of the many fine `alternatives listed here
  71. <https://prism-break.org/>`_ ...we're into that too. The important
  72. thing is that you get paranoid, so you don't have to be "lucky."