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  23. <a href="https://lainchan.org">Essentials</a>
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  36. Link aggregation for cyberpunk-related content<br><br>
  37. <font size="18"><a href="https://lainchan.org">The schwayest place in neo-cyberspace!</a><br><br></font>
  38. <i>With the death of 8ch/cyber/, Jinteki Industries® is proud to announce that it has partnered with and been purchased by Lainchan™. Stop by Lainchan™ for the latest in dank cybermemes, fresh OC, and hilarious banter! Brought to you by Kalyx®, administrator of Lainchan™.</i>
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  41. <p><i>`A year here and he still dreamed of cyberspace, hope fading
  42. nightly. All the speed he took, all the turns he'd taken and the corners
  43. he cut in Night City, and he'd still see the matrix in his dreams,
  44. bright lattices of logic unfolding across that colourless void... The
  45. Sprawl was a long, strange way home now over the Pacific, and he was no
  46. Console Man, no cyberspace cowboy. Just another hustler, trying to make
  47. it through. But the dreams came on in the Japanese night like livewire
  48. voodoo, and he'd cry for it, cry in his sleep, and wake alone in the
  49. dark, curled in his capsule in some coffin hotel, hands clawed into the
  50. bedslab, temper foam bunched between his fingers, trying to reach the
  51. console that wasn't there.' </i></p>
  52. <br><br>
  53. <h2>- - -[ Cyberpunk-related content ]- - -</h2>
  54. <p><a href="https://lainchan.org">Cyberpunk Slang</a><br>
  55. All the schway terms you might come across</p>
  56. <p><a href="https://lainchan.org">Cyberpunk page on the /g/ wiki</a><br>
  57. There's probably going to be lots of redundant content, but who cares?</p>
  58. <p><a href="https://lainchan.org">Project Cyberpunk</a><br>
  59. A fantastic resource for everything from plaintext of Gibson's stories to the history of cyberpunk.</p>
  60. <p><a href="https://lainchan.org">Cyberpunk forum</a><br>
  61. A continuation of the Cyberpunk Review forums. Quality of content varies.</p>
  62. <p><a href="https://lainchan.org">Cyberpunk board on 8chan</a> 8CHAN IS DEAD<br>
  63. Our home sweet home. RIP in piss, halfchan.</p>
  64. <s><p><a href="https://lainchan.org">Cyberpunk board on megachan</a><br>
  65. Tripfag circlejerk, and pretty dead to boot. Still better than /r/cyberpunk though</s> Megachan is kill. RIP in piss.</p>
  66. <p><a href="https://lainchan.org">Cyberpunk Review</a><br>
  67. Excellent resource that publishes reviews of cyberpunk-related games, anime, movies, and other media.</p>
  68. <p><a href="https://lainchan.org">Cyberadio</a><br>
  69. Neo-80s/cyberpunk themed internet radio from Spry. <s>May be dead</s> Alive and well!
  70. </p>
  71. <p><a href="https://lainchan.org">You Are Listening To: Los Angeles</a><br>
  72. LA police scanner, overlaid with random ambient electronic music.
  73. Incredibly chill. There are a few others with different cities.</p>
  74. <p><a href="https://lainchan.org">Fauux's Serial Experiments Lain tribute</a><br>
  75. Lain is mai waifu though, so don't get any ideas </p>
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  78. - - -[Useful things for IRL/meatspace]- - -
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  80. Remember, <a href="https://lainchan.org">we're living in a cyberpunk reality</a>, just a slightly less glitzy one than Gibson envisioned.<br>These are to help you out in this brave new world.
  81. <p><a href="https://lainchan.org">The Gentooman's Library</a><br>
  82. The official Gentooman's Library. A truly massive collection
  83. of books, covering everything from basic HTML to artificial
  84. intelligence. Availability varies, so <a href="https://lainchan.org">here</a> is a magnet link.</p>
  85. <p><a href="https://lainchan.org">Dumpster diving how-to</a><br>
  86. A /g/uide to dumpster diving for fun, profit, and free electronics, written by yours truly.</p>
  87. <p><a href="https://lainchan.org">Magnet link for the Do/k/ument</a><br>
  88. A massive torrent of stuff related to guns and shit, courtesy
  89. of /k/. There is no reason in the modern world to not be prepared to
  90. defend yourself. I'm not responsible for what you do with this
  91. information, and there's better stuff out there for people who are new
  92. to firearms, but this is a good resource. It's not being fully seeded,
  93. but the only thing missing is some shitty magpul videos.</p>
  94. <p><a href="https://lainchan.org">The Well-Cultured Anonymous</a><br>
  95. From back before anything to do with "anonymous" was
  96. associated with edgy 14-year-olds wearing Guy Fawkes masks. A guide to
  97. help /b/tards improve themselves (i.e. not be fat permavirgin
  98. neckbeards). Still relevant to you, you NEET fuck. </p>
  99. <p><a href="https://lainchan.org">(GNU/)Linux for Beginners</a><br>
  100. You can't let the man get you down, man. Use a freedom-respecting OS. This should help with the basics.</p>
  101. <p><a href="https://lainchan.org">More (GNU/)Linux for Beginners</a><br>
  102. Someone in IRC said this is very comprehensive, and it looks
  103. pretty good, so enjoy. Probably better than the link above, since I just
  104. looked up "linux for beginners" and copied the first relevant link</p>
  105. <p><a href="https://lainchan.org">Becoming a Sysadmin</a><br>
  106. Are you a cynical fuck that hates people? Do you have no
  107. qualms about working for The Man, knowing that being a cyberpunk won't
  108. fill a retirement fund? Do you want to get paid for doing shit that you
  109. probably do anyway? Would you forgo the soft caress of a woman in favor
  110. of the cold metal of server racks and the humming of fans? A position as
  111. a Sysadmin (or Systems Administrator) might be just the thing for you!</p>
  112. <p><a href="https://lainchan.org" target="_blank">Prism-Break</a><br>
  113. Great site about things you can do to stop government surveillance and how to have your devices respect your freedom.</p>
  114. <p><a href="https://lainchan.org">OffPocket</a><br>
  115. Put your phone in this to stop the government from spying on it, and to stop your phone from spying on you. The schway kobuns know that you can save money by just using a few of the kevlar bags that new components come in, though.</p>
  116. <p><a href="https://lainchan.org">Stealth wear</a><br>
  117. This is supposed to protect you from drones. I think it's kinda bullshit, driven mostly by paranoia (not the good kind) and buzzwords. Still interesting, though.</p>
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  119. <h2>- - -[BBSes]- - -</h2>
  120. <p>Because normal internet is too mainstream. Telnet into:</p>
  121. <ul>
  122. <li>lainchan.org 80 (ipv4)</li>
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  125. <h2>- - -[Miscellaneous link and info dump]- - -</h2>
  126. <a href="https://lainchan.org>Public-access UNIX system</a><br>
  127. <a href="https://lainchan.org">Beyond Cyberpunk! This site is pretty schway, some neat info here.</a><br>
  128. <a href="https://lainchan.org">Lots and lots of text files</a><br>
  129. <a href="https://lainchan.org">Proxy for Gopher resources</a><br>
  130. <a href="https://lainchan.org">Demoscene message board</a><br>
  131. <a href="https://lainchan.org">Streaming demoscene music</a><br>
  132. <a href="https://lainchan.org">ANSI art archive</a><br>
  133. <a href="https://lainchan.org">Resources for Assembly programming</a><br>
  134. <a href="https://lainchan.org">Documentary about Cyberpunk films and literature</a><br>
  135. <a href="https://lainchan.org">From 0x90 to 0x4c454554, a journey into exploitation</a><br>
  136. <a href="https://lainchan.org">ICANN alternative that respects your freedoms</a>
  137. <br>
  138. <p>Let your phone be a tool for you, not a tool for the NSA. </p>
  139. <a href="https://lainchan.org">Use a freedom-respecting ROM like Replicant</a><br>
  140. <a href="https://lainchan.org"">Paranoid Android is a very good resource</a><br>
  141. <a href="https://lainchan.org">A cyanogenmod is fine too</a><br>
  142. <a href="https://lainchan.org">Never use Gapps or Google Play! Use Fdroid instead.</a><br>
  143. <a href="https://lainchan.org">OpenStreetMaps, a freedom-respecting alternative to Google Maps</a><br>
  144. <a href="https://lainchan.org">The android app for OpenStreetMaps</a><br>
  145. Use the XPosed <a href="https://lainchan.org">framework</a> and <a href="https://lainchan.org">modules</a> to help protect your privacy<br>
  146. Spoof your MAC address for increased privacy<br>
  147. And if you're really paranoid, keep your phone in a faraday cage<br>
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  151. <p>If there's content or a link you want added, or you have a
  152. review for some sort of media, post in the cyberlife thread on /cyber/ or contact me on TOX. If I have to namefag for anything, I go by Kalyx®, and if I'm doing drokk relevant to the site, I always post with a thick, black, veiny, 10" cock lodged firmly in my mouth.
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  154. <br><br>Thanks to Kalyx for the CSS, which I might have butchered a little, and Kalyx for art.</p>
  155. <p>Site last updated 10/25/2025.</p>
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