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  1. Album: .jpeg
  2. Date: June 12, 2017
  3. Date Added: September 16, 2023
  4. URLs:
  5. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/jpeg
  6. - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr_6Z_-TrApT-6snEET7MyNp
  7. Cover Artists:
  8. - Shadok
  9. - Hadron (minor edits)
  10. Art Tags:
  11. - Jhon
  12. - Sans
  13. - Joey
  14. - Dabe
  15. - Toby Fox
  16. - Hecka Jef
  17. - Cool and New Music Team
  18. Referenced Artworks:
  19. - OFF course (edit)
  20. Cover Art File Extension: png
  21. Track Art File Extension: png
  22. Color: '#d8d8d8'
  23. Groups:
  24. - Cool and New Music Team
  25. - Fandom
  26. Additional Files:
  27. - Title: Album Booklet
  28. Files:
  29. - jpegbooklet.pdf
  30. Commentary: |-
  31. <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i>
  32. .jpeg is a concept album: the team's artists draw some art and the musicians have to make music based around that art, instead of the usual other way around.
  33. 7.20 teraflops of leitmotifs, only on .jpeg
  34. ([.jpeg trailer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgtorV0rWo0))
  35. <i>yazshu:</i> (Organizer)
  36. Hello cool and new fans, its ya boy yazshu here, with an introduction to this album. this album has been in development hell for a pretty long time, and around after the release of [[album:bowmania|bowmania]] or [[album:v8lume|vol 8]], i forget which, we really stepped up production of this with nights and i at the helm. the way this album works by instead of having the track art reflect the music, the music reflects the track art. we started out with our very talented and also our shitposting motherfuckers making a ton of art, which then got cut down to these (and one or two others that didn't get music made for them, one of which being a nutshack track which will be very sadly missed). after the track art was judged, we allowed musicians to pick art and compose a song for them. we have some of our best arts in this album, with [[artist:sozzay|sozzay]], [[artist:shadok|shadok]], [[artist:william-leonard|william]], [[artist:scarodactyl|scarodactyl]], [[artist:ephemerald|twinbuilder]], and a ton others highlighting how good our art team really is. nights and i really love this album and all the hard work everyone put into it, and we're really glad for it to finally see the light of day after all this time. Also read my webcomic [http://omegaupdate.freeforums.net/thread/1208/midnight-city-blues/](http://omegaupdate.freeforums.net/thread/1208/midnight-city-blues/)
  37. <i>Nights:</i> (Organizer)
  38. I love each and every single contributer to this album, as well as every singleperson in the stream. Please read [[group:oceanfalls|oceanfalls]]. [oceanfalls.net](https://oceanfalls.net)
  39. <i>Interrobang:</i> (Booklet Boy)
  40. My customary end-of-booklet commentary goes at the front this time. This ended up a great album and I'm really glad we finally got it released. My one regret is not having a fanventure to shill in this front section.
  41. <i>Cecily Renns:</i> (Album Masterer)
  42. can i say A Thing
  43. <i>Cecily Renns:</i> (Mastetere of Album)
  44. yes i could say A Thing
  45. <i>Shadok:</i> (Cover Artist)
  46. try to guess all the characters!!!!!! (there's 32 or 33 characters i think)
  47. <i>Ngame:</i>
  48. ([Community listening stream w/ chat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5mGk2Z01AI))
  49. ---
  50. Track: OFF course
  51. Artists:
  52. - Cecily Renns
  53. Cover Artists:
  54. - Shadok
  55. Art Tags:
  56. - Jhon
  57. - Sans
  58. - Joey
  59. - Dabe
  60. - Toby Fox
  61. - Hecka Jef
  62. - Cool and New Music Team
  63. Duration: 02:15
  64. URLs:
  65. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/off-course
  66. - https://youtu.be/Am7Dtx0GsXI
  67. Referenced Tracks:
  68. - Pepper Steak
  69. - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
  70. - track:archagent-everlasting
  71. - Tick
  72. - Fresh Jimmy's Fresh Beatz
  73. - track:moshi-moshi
  74. - track:jungle-3
  75. - We Are Number One
  76. - track:conflict
  77. Sampled Tracks:
  78. - Pepper Steak
  79. Commentary: |-
  80. <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist)
  81. try to guess all the characters!!!!!! (there's 32 or 33 characters i think)
  82. <i>Cecily Renns:</i> (Composer)
  83. "i made this before we decided thisll be the album art, its pretty cool and new, the song, but i made it like a year ago when wano was still ""relevant""
  84. also, go play OFF, its like one of those 40s black and white arty french films written by shigesato itoi's incomprehensible cousin, and the soundtrack is noise music orchestrated by bach (except for the song called ""Magic pipe"", i think i made that song actually)"
  85. <i>Makin:</i> (Wiki editor, 11/20/2024)
  86. This track art (and consequently the album's art) are based on the album art for the "OFF Original Soundtrack".
  87. <img src="media/misc/references/off-original-soundtrack.jpg" width="150">
  88. ---
  89. Track: Dave Story
  90. Artists:
  91. - Interrobang
  92. Cover Artists:
  93. - Cloudaria
  94. Art Tags:
  95. - Dave
  96. Duration: 01:24
  97. URLs:
  98. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dave-story
  99. - https://youtu.be/m_ivW3La4m0
  100. Referenced Tracks:
  101. - Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
  102. - Beatdown (Strider Style)
  103. - Beatup
  104. - Cascade (Beta)
  105. Commentary: |-
  106. <i>Cloudaria:</i> (Artist)
  107. one day i got bored, and wanted to ~~shitpost~~ make art for this album. i asked around for homestuck shitpost ideas, got a cave story pun, and thought that would be fucking great for a jpeg track. here we are now.
  108. <i>Interrobang:</i> (Composer)
  109. ive been working on this one for quite a while. The beginning (done somewhere around 7 months ago or so) was pretty basic, but once this album got closer to completion I went back to it and made some additions that hopefully make it a bit cooler. Anyway, the whole piece was done in pxtone, a DAW created by the maker of cave story, for cave story's music, hence, Dave Story
  110. And another thing: If you fuckig call this shit song a soundfont swap again I will come to your fucking house and play both is and the original Beatdown by [[artist:curt-blakeslee|Curt NOROCK Blakeslee]] at the same time, one into each of your ears, at +20 decibels. FUCK YOU
  111. ---
  112. Track: jhon vs dabe
  113. Artists:
  114. - Griever
  115. Cover Artists:
  116. - VulkanShawl
  117. Art Tags:
  118. - Jhon
  119. - Dabe
  120. - Fresh Jimmy
  121. Duration: 00:36
  122. URLs:
  123. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jhon-vs-dabe
  124. - https://youtu.be/gr9noez_p5I
  125. Referenced Tracks:
  126. - track:otherworld-final-fantasy-ix
  127. # Sampled Tracks:
  128. # - Soldier 76 voice lines from Overwatch
  129. Commentary: |-
  130. <i>VulkanShawl:</i> (Artist)
  131. I actually didn't need to censor anything, if you see dabe in the comic, he's nude but he doesn't have anything down there, but hey, it's like the Brazzers logo thing.
  132. <i>Griever:</i> (Composer)
  133. apparently there was a clip of Soldier 76's VA saying "who's your daddy" going around during the time i was making this. i made this song based off the fact that dabe has the "sord", which is made from a final fantasy x weapon. then i just kinda threw some menu sound effects on there and text to speech. fun stuff.
  134. ---
  135. Track: The Cult of Mods
  136. Artists:
  137. - Kusoro
  138. Cover Artists:
  139. - Greenagon
  140. Art Tags:
  141. - Jhon
  142. - Swet Bro
  143. - Cool and New Music Team
  144. Duration: 01:48
  145. URLs:
  146. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-cult-of-mods
  147. - https://youtu.be/NcweiWuAObI
  148. Referenced Tracks:
  149. - Sburban Jungle
  150. - A History of Babies
  151. - track:moshi-moshi
  152. Commentary: |-
  153. <i>Greenagon:</i> (Artist)
  154. I hate this and you don't have my permission to use this in your album. Neither do I give you permission to use this comment by me. I swear to fuck I'll sue.
  155. <i>Cecily Renns:</i> (Master-er)
  156. BWEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE KEYTAR GENTLY WEEPS (also [[track:unintentional-touhou|unintentional]] moshi slash [[Penumbra Phantasm|penumbra]] is the next big thing)
  157. ---
  158. Track: No Fursuit, No Shoes, No Service
  159. Artists:
  160. - Pipko Fanfare
  161. - cookiefonster (chiptune)
  162. Cover Artists:
  163. - William Leonard
  164. Art Tags:
  165. - Hecka Jef
  166. - Carapacians
  167. - Prospit
  168. Cover Art File Extension: jpg
  169. Duration: 03:35
  170. URLs:
  171. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/no-fursuit-no-shoes-no-service
  172. - https://youtu.be/MYug3tkSGD8
  173. Referenced Tracks:
  174. - Umbral Ultimatum
  175. - Where making this hapen
  176. - Dogsong
  177. Commentary: |-
  178. <i>William Leonard:</i> (Artist)
  179. searching around for a CANWC page to make a track art out of, i came across a funny scene of hecka jef being accosted by furry prospit guards after jaed spots him not wearing a fursuit. it looked very neat for doing a track art, and i figured that people could easily make a song for it using motifs for hecka jef and jaed, so i did it! (this is now several months old at this point :O can you believe it??)
  180. <i>Pipko Fanfare:</i> (Composer)
  181. Before I picked this track art to do a song for, I knew I wanted to try to pull off something similar to what CANWC itself does - the seamless mixing of remarkably low quality with suprisingly high quality, based on familiar homestucky goodness but with some unexpected twists - more like Vol 1 than our more recent (at the time) work. I also wanted to play with some more of Jade's tracks, and with the prositan guards under her control this was one of the track arts that would let me do so. (The other option at the time was Yiff Confirmed, which I may have chosen instead except it was the same artist as [[track:thank-you-for-playing|Thank You For Playing]] and I wanted to spread the love around more. Besides, this art is \*awesome*.)
  182. Unlike nearly everything I've done here, this track had a surprising amount of planning before I set down the first note. For the sake of history, here's my original plan for the structure of the piece, cut and paste from discord
  183. [[Umbral Ultimatum|uu]] but the piano intro is [[track:where-making-this-hapen|h*cka (probs sbhj theme)]] then 0:25 low-quality uu with barks and meows then 0:45 kick into higher quality to build up to 0:55 hq except with a mario paint bark lead then at 1:20 at the melody switch go to a skaia theme or something instead for the prospitans but keep the style of uu, 1:56 refrain of hj intro, 2:15 8-bit dogsong holy shit this song is longer than i remembered
  184. (Okay, so that's only a lot of planning compared to my usual zero. And you can see I changed my mind on a few things later.)
  185. Cookiefonster made the frytumes while I was still working on the beginning sections, and let's be real it's way better than I could have done!
  186. I tried a few different techniques to represent The Corruption, some revisited from [[album:cool-and-new-voulem1|Vol 1]] tracks, some new. For example, in the section from 0:30 to 0:50 alone I utilized pitch bending the master channel, intentionally knocking different instrument tracks slightly out of alignment or tempo, and of course good old fashioned craptastic soundfonts. A little after the two minute mark, you'll hear some mouth sounds from me, even some coughing if you listen close enough! Overall, I feel like I was much more successful at the "low quality" portions than the "high quality" ones here, but that's part of the learning process.
  187. <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer)
  188. I made a chiptune thing combining Umbral Ultimatum and Dogsong because I was bored, [[artist:pipko-fanfare|dC]] asked if she could use it in his song, I said sure
  189. ---
  190. Track: '[s) rose / jef: strife!'
  191. Artists:
  192. - cookiefonster
  193. Cover Artists:
  194. - ft-rj
  195. Art Tags:
  196. - Hecka Jef
  197. - Rose
  198. Duration: 02:16
  199. URLs:
  200. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/s-rose-jef-strife
  201. - https://youtu.be/oZAUgXyfNW4
  202. Referenced Tracks:
  203. - Chorale for Jaspers
  204. - Where making this hapen
  205. - Aggrieve
  206. - Dance of Thorns
  207. - Tick
  208. - Ohgodwhat
  209. - revengn
  210. - Tock
  211. - Muse of Nanchos
  212. Commentary: |-
  213. <i>ft-rj:</i> (Artist)
  214. i mean i saw future potential in canwc storylines so i made art for it and hoped a song would get flash bait and then cookie made a song and even though its old it sounds good and i like it. also this art is old and bad i would remake it but no
  215. <i>cookiefonster:</i> (Composer)
  216. I made this so long ago it's unreal, and honestly it probably shows. It's pretty much a song out of [[album:of-troles-and-chiptumes|my solo album]] but for Rose and Hecka Jef. At least the background CSS for Act 4 of CANWC shows Rose and Jef apparently posed for strifing or something??? Can't say I didn't get lucky.
  217. ---
  218. Track: HS and New
  219. Artists:
  220. - dbnet18
  221. Cover Artists:
  222. - Shadok
  223. Art Tags:
  224. - John
  225. - Jhon
  226. - LoWaS
  227. Duration: 01:22
  228. URLs:
  229. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/hs-and-new
  230. - https://youtu.be/Eyr7wIojPYI
  231. Referenced Tracks:
  232. - Doctor
  233. - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
  234. Commentary: |-
  235. <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist)
  236. Rules for the track arts was to be related to either homestuck or canwc so i did both
  237. <i>dbnet18:</i> (Composer)
  238. This song is basically a mashup between Doctor and RCT. I guess I could say that this thing took me an hour due to it being just a really simple song. I think it really fits the art (but that's the point of this album.) PS read [[group:deconrecon|Vast Error]] ecks dee
  239. ---
  240. Track: She's a D8ddy Lon8 L8gs
  241. Directory: shes-a-d8ddy-lon8-l8gs
  242. Artists:
  243. - Mathias Ramalho
  244. Cover Artists:
  245. - Scarodactyl
  246. Art Tags:
  247. - Vrasky
  248. - Spdaes Sleck
  249. - Dacronian Dignity
  250. - Rubs Juice
  251. - Hrates Bocars
  252. - Felt Mansion
  253. Duration: 05:31
  254. URLs:
  255. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/shes-a-d8ddy-lon8-l8gs
  256. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruPzKUJpp2E
  257. Referenced Tracks:
  258. - She's a Sp8der
  259. - Pumpkin Cravings
  260. - track:MeGaLoVania
  261. - Spider8ite!!!!!!!!
  262. - Die.
  263. Commentary: |-
  264. <i>Scarodactyl:</i> (Artist)
  265. I thought it was a funny title and the rest followed from there. [[artist:mathias-ramalho|Coy]] has given it much, much better than it deserves.
  266. <i>Mathias Ramalho:</i> (Composer)
  267. As far as I got making this monstrosity, this is one of the best things I've made. I was going for something longer and more complex, but technical difficulties took me out of my dreams. This is great though!
  268. ---
  269. Track: Roze's Theme (Chiptune Warrior)
  270. Artists:
  271. - Cecily Renns
  272. Cover Artists:
  273. - tempest2k
  274. Art Tags:
  275. - John
  276. - Rose
  277. Duration: 05:28
  278. URLs:
  279. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rozes-theme-chiptune-warrior
  280. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWVnTl4ovos
  281. Referenced Tracks:
  282. - Aggrieve
  283. - track:smack-khonjin-house
  284. - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
  285. Sampled Tracks:
  286. - rose pragnant
  287. Commentary: |-
  288. <i>tempest2k:</i> (Artist)
  289. I really liked Khonjin, and I wanted somebody to make a Rose version of Smack's Theme. That's why this art exists. In my imagining of the Khonjin x CaNWC crossover, Not On My Watch John is Pent, and Roze is Smack.
  290. <i>Cecily Renns:</i> (Composer)
  291. khonjin and its music is ok but the baby is you definitely transcends any form of content
  292. Lyrics: |-
  293. Voice actor V, A
  294. Voice actor, VA
  295. Voice actor V, A ['rap' samples start playing randomly]
  296. Voice actor, VA
  297. Voice actor V, A
  298. Voice actor (i came as fast as i could)
  299. Voice actor V, A
  300. Voice actor, VA
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  306. Voice actor (i came as fast as i could)
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  308. Voice actor, VA
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  312. Voice actor, VA
  313. Voice actor V, A
  314. Voice actor (i came as fast as i could)
  315. It happened
  316. It happened
  317. It-it-it-it-it-it it happened (Bah it's not recording!)
  318. It happened
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  348. It happened
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  351. It happened
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  359. It-it-it-it-it-it it happened (Bah it's not recording!)
  360. It happened
  361. It happened
  362. It-it-it-it (Bah it's not recording!) (Opposite of what I'm doing)
  363. (i came as fast as i could fast as i could-could-could-could-could-could-could-could-could-could fast as i could)
  364. (i came as fast as i could fast as i could-could-could-could-could-could-could-could—)
  365. (Opposite of what I'm doing)
  366. (Opposite of what I'm doing)
  367. (Opposite of what I'm doing)
  368. (i came as fast as i could)
  369. [angry noises]
  370. ---
  371. Track: Big Bad Beta Kids
  372. Artists:
  373. - Scarodactyl
  374. Cover Artists:
  375. - Scarodactyl
  376. Art Tags:
  377. - Rose
  378. - Jaed
  379. - Jhon
  380. - Dabe
  381. Duration: 00:33
  382. URLs:
  383. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/big-bad-beta-kids
  384. - https://youtu.be/_oy2kWCzSM0
  385. Referenced Tracks:
  386. - Big Bad Beetleborgs Theme
  387. Commentary: |-
  388. <i>Scarodactyl:</i> (Artist)
  389. When I was young I watched Beetleborgs and thought it was the best thing ever. Now I'm old and I'm rewatching Beetleborgs and I still think it's the best thing ever. The people deserve to know about the uncanny Hussie-Flabber overlap.
  390. <i>Scarodactyl:</i> (Composer)
  391. I did what I had to do. At least it's short.
  392. Lyrics: |-
  393. Four typical average kids
  394. Stuck at home with guardians
  395. Played a game in a new world
  396. And now they're beta kids (Beta Kids!)
  397. Big Bad Beta Kids
  398. Big Bad Beta Kids (Beta Kids!)
  399. Hey look now they're super heros
  400. Armored in pajamas
  401. They're escaping from the comic strip
  402. And now they're beta kids (Beta Kids!)
  403. Big Bad Beta Kids
  404. Big Bad Beta Kids
  405. ---
  406. Track: Terminal
  407. Directory: terminal-canmt
  408. Always Reference By Directory: true
  409. Artists:
  410. - Grace Medley
  411. Cover Artists:
  412. - yazshu
  413. Art Tags:
  414. - Jhon
  415. - Hecka Jef
  416. - Rose
  417. - Dabe
  418. Duration: 1:23
  419. URLs:
  420. - https://youtu.be/INNOEvHZIB4
  421. Commentary: |-
  422. <i>yazshu:</i> (Artist)
  423. i made a fucking loss meme
  424. <i>Grace Medley:</i> (Musician)
  425. This is a tune I've been thinking of for a while, but I didn't really have anything to connect to it or any direction to take it... almost as if I needed something simultaneously tragic and dumb as hell...
  426. ---
  427. Track: ideal bodey
  428. Artists:
  429. - StarlightCalliope
  430. Cover Artists:
  431. - bobthetacocat
  432. - Scarodactyl
  433. Art Tags:
  434. - Spdaes Sleck
  435. - Cool and New Music Team
  436. Duration: 00:44
  437. URLs:
  438. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ideal-bodey
  439. - https://youtu.be/KtJkQ2nZ-T4
  440. Referenced Tracks:
  441. - track:midnight-suffer
  442. - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
  443. - licord nacrasty
  444. - The Nutshack Intro
  445. - go down (cool and new Mix) (feat. John J "Damn, Now Those Are Some Tunes" Renns)
  446. Sampled Tracks:
  447. - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  448. Commentary: |-
  449. <i>bobthetacocat:</i> (Artist)
  450. the update came and the idea was just laying there so i had to, although scaro did most of the heavy lifting here
  451. <i>Unknown Artist|Anonymous:</i> (Unknown Person)
  452. "hi im star and i like sucking giant cocks"
  453. <i>Unknown Artist|Anonymous 2:</i> (Unknowner Person)
  454. Now I must admit, the person who so lovingly commented on this Music Commentary tab is surprisingly correct. Yes, I am Starlight and I 100% do like and enjoy sucking gigantic cocks. Honestly, this unknown person has reached the highest peak of humanity's excellence. Never before has such a sentence other than, "hi im star and i like sucking giant cocks," been so perfectly beautiful. As though the sun was in the midst of setting in the dusky haze of the sunset, the sentence also set my hopes in humanity. Into the sky. This sentence is so beautifully perfect, that none can hope to outmatch it. Shakespeare could not possibly even write anywhere NEAR this level of expertise in using the English Language to truly convey what they meant. I am truthfully in awe at the sheer dazzling mastery of words that was wrote up above.
  455. But what can we glean from these words of a madman poetry genius such as unknown person? Firstly, we should take a look an analyse the first three words of this person's sentence. "hi im star." This person uses the word hi to establish a friendly, perhaps playful, tone helps to immediately start this sentence off with you beginning to listen to what they are saying. Next, they use the phrase, "im star," to denote that this is StarlightCalliope speaking. This, together with the usage of, "hi," helps to make the reader of the sentence believe that it is StarlightCalliope who typed out this sentence. Now the question is... why would this person need to mention that it was me, StarlightCalliope, if it would already state above their commentary that it was me? This begs the question, was this mysterious writer truly me all along, or was it really some mystery writer that I do not know the name of? This, is for you, the reader of this commentary booklet to figure out.
  456. <i>StarlightCalliope:</i> (Composer)
  457. clearly samples of people saying
  458. "this is peak performance"
  459. "the ideal male body"
  460. and various other lines, with licord and midnight suffer being thrown in
  461. add in several samples from 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' and various random notes along with one point of consistent flintstones at the end for good measure
  462. song idea done
  463. ---
  464. Track: 'Legend of Jhon: Breath of The Nacho'
  465. Artists:
  466. - Viridian
  467. Cover Artists:
  468. - Ephemerald
  469. Art Tags:
  470. - Fresh Jimmy
  471. - Rose
  472. - Jhon
  473. - Jaed
  474. - Dabe
  475. - Dadd
  476. - Hecka Jef
  477. - 'cw: blood'
  478. Duration: 03:12
  479. URLs:
  480. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/legend-of-jhon-breath-of-the-nacho
  481. - https://youtu.be/0DCw2Mfsgjc
  482. Referenced Tracks:
  483. - 'Main Theme (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild)'
  484. - Overworld Adventure Part 2
  485. - Hyrule Field Main Theme
  486. Commentary: |-
  487. <i>Ephemerald:</i> (Artist)
  488. For .JPEG, an album where the art takes center stage, I kinda felt that there was a "go big or go home" vibe going on - so I went big. The idea came from an early Homestuck flash in which John can turn into Link if you input some combination of buttons, so I decided to roll with the concept and replace a bunch of CANWC characters with what I felt to be appropriate Zelda counterparts. Fresh Jimmy became Navi (because Jimmy's a sprite now), Rose became Zelda (presumably because Jhon would be obsessed with "saving" her in this scenario), Jaed became Epona (and yes, there's a rollercoaster cart on the saddle), Dabe became Tingle (though he looks more like Isaac, honestly), and Dadi became Groose (I forget who exactly suggested this, but I like it). I had wanted Jack Noir to play the role of Ganon, but I couldn't really get the idea to work, so I settled on Hecka Jef instead. Alternatively, Ganon could be "o" himself... Gan"o"n, perhaps? I tried to make the background look as faithful to the original NES game title screen as possible. All in all, I'm very happy with this image. Though it isn't as complicated as, say, the Intermishin cover art, I think that it's really dynamic. There's a lot going on, and I hope you enjoy the breath of the nancho.
  489. <i>Viridian:</i> (Composer)
  490. I played BoTW right before making this track. The moment I saw the art for this, I hopped right on board. After playing the game, I really wanted to integrate the OST in something. This was that something.
  491. ---
  492. Track: JHON ASCENDS TO A HIGHER PLANE OF REALITY
  493. Artists:
  494. - ft-rj
  495. Cover Artists:
  496. - William Leonard
  497. Cover Art File Extension: jpg
  498. Art Tags:
  499. - Jhon
  500. Duration: 02:54
  501. URLs:
  502. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/jhon-ascends-to-a-higher-plane-of-reality
  503. - https://youtu.be/K6jLWdY6pLE
  504. Referenced Tracks:
  505. - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
  506. - Showtime (Original Mix)
  507. - Doctor
  508. Commentary: |-
  509. <i>William Leonard:</i> (Artist)
  510. i wanted to use After Effects to make a track art sometime, and decided to do something really psychedelic and effects-crazy (since i've often used that style when using AE to make youtube poops.)
  511. <i>ft-rj:</i> (Composer)
  512. I tried to do some epic/bullshittily terrible hectic music using motif dump;... Success??
  513. ---
  514. Track: sweet gains and hellish jhon
  515. Artists:
  516. - Cerulean
  517. Cover Artists:
  518. - trip
  519. - Scarodactyl
  520. - Ahnock
  521. - TirantBacon
  522. Art Tags:
  523. - Jhon
  524. - Hecka Jef
  525. Duration: 03:37
  526. URLs:
  527. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sweet-gains-and-hellish-jhon
  528. - https://youtu.be/m5K4omKTuDA
  529. Referenced Tracks:
  530. - Flare
  531. - Sburban Jungle
  532. - Doctor
  533. - Taureg
  534. - Beatdown (Strider Style)
  535. - Penumbra Phantasm
  536. - Clockstopper
  537. Commentary: |-
  538. <i>Scarodactyl:</i> (Artist)
  539. When I saw the initial sketch of Jeff I was immediately impressed by the pose and gesture which brought to mind the renaissance masters. At first I just added a burly arm as per usual, but this time I couldn't stop there and felt compelled to paint over the rest of him.
  540. <i>trip:</i> (Artist)
  541. this was originally going to be for [[track:u-kiled-swet-bro-prepare-to-die|u killed swet bro: prepare to die]], but i was unable to finish it in time. i did the pose for jef and stff like the hair. scaro did a bunch more work on it and then more people added onto it. im really happy that people liked it enough to collaborate on it and i cant really take all too much credit for what it became (read: awesome.)
  542. <i>Ahnock:</i> (Artist)
  543. I did the background, I pretty much just merged pictures of brass instruments over the time symbol and then heck'd around in paint.net until it looked cool.
  544. <i>TirantBacon:</i> (Artist)
  545. I drew the disembodied john head. It is pretty much the first thing I've ever properly drawn. I had an idea that jhon at one stage would some how be reverted back into normal John through hecka jeff's time powers, and would be like evil I guess.
  546. <i>Cerulean:</i> (Composer)
  547. I was trying new techniques i learned from my colleges music tech department. Using all new synths n stuff and trying out cool things with midi data created this track. Check out [http://aradiabot.me/music](http://aradiabot.me/music) for my latest songs.
  548. ---
  549. Track: 'weeb jhon: ascending friendzone'
  550. Artists:
  551. - WarxTron
  552. Cover Artists:
  553. - VulkanShawl
  554. Art Tags:
  555. - Jhon
  556. - Aradia
  557. Duration: 03:47
  558. URLs:
  559. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/weeb-jhon-ascending-friendzone
  560. - https://youtu.be/YkCEdN59PhU
  561. Referenced Tracks:
  562. - Ascend
  563. - Oppa Toby Style
  564. Commentary: |-
  565. <i>VulkanShawl:</i> (Artist)
  566. friendzone is hard.
  567. <i>WarxTron:</i> (Composer)
  568. I cried while making this song (n̶o̶t̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶l̶l̶y̶)
  569. ---
  570. Track: HarleSmash
  571. Artists:
  572. - pizzagremlin
  573. Cover Artists:
  574. - koykoy13
  575. Art Tags:
  576. - Underlings
  577. Duration: 01:36
  578. URLs:
  579. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/harlesmash
  580. - https://youtu.be/ulhwnz-j99o
  581. Referenced Tracks:
  582. - All Star
  583. - Funkytown
  584. - Meet the Flintstones
  585. Commentary: |-
  586. <i>koykoy13:</i> (Artist)
  587. One of my favorites of the ones I made,I had the idea for an art like this the first time I read Homestuck but it took much longer for me to actually do it
  588. <i>pizzagremlin:</i> (Composer)
  589. i made a song for the album and it was bad. maybe next time i make a song for an album it will be good? hehe...that would be epic...
  590. Lyrics: |-
  591. (Your music sucks.)
  592. (I don't like your music, I think your music is horrible, I think you should just give up, don't do music anymore you're wack, you're garbage, it's [unintelligible] worst I've ever heard.)
  593. (You done fucked it up!)
  594. (Your music sucks.)
  595. (I don't like your music, I think your music is horrible, I think you should just give up, don't do music anymore you're wack, you're garbage, it's [unintelligible] worst I've ever heard.) (You done fucked it up!)
  596. (Your music sucks.)
  597. (You done fucked it up!)
  598. (I don't like your music, I think your music is horrible, I think you should just give up, don't do music anymore you're wack, you're garbage, it's [unintelligible] worst I've ever heard.)
  599. (You done fucked it up!)
  600. ---
  601. Track: You Killed My Father (Prepare to Die Edition)
  602. Artists:
  603. - Mathias Ramalho
  604. Cover Artists:
  605. - koykoy13
  606. Referenced Artworks:
  607. - References: You Killed My Father (Prepare To Die)
  608. Annotation: composition
  609. Duration: 03:19
  610. URLs:
  611. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/you-killed-my-father-prepare-to-die-edition
  612. - https://youtu.be/uPHNrtma55M
  613. Referenced Tracks:
  614. - Knight Artorias
  615. - Great Grey Wolf Sif
  616. Commentary: |-
  617. <i>koykoy13:</i> (Artist)
  618. Once I had the idea for the title I had to do it as the Dark Souls fan I am.The art I worked on the longest and i dont regret it.
  619. <i>Mathias Ramalho:</i> (Composer)
  620. Now people will realize how much I like Dark Souls.
  621. ---
  622. Track: HECK.
  623. Artists:
  624. - Minkt
  625. Contributors:
  626. - yazshu (rapping)
  627. - ostrichlittledungeon (lyrics)
  628. Cover Artists:
  629. - Ephemerald
  630. Art Tags:
  631. - Jack Noir
  632. - Derse
  633. Duration: 01:07
  634. URLs:
  635. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/heck
  636. - https://youtu.be/FPI_0zU4Hrs
  637. Referenced Tracks:
  638. - track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew
  639. - Liquid Negrocity
  640. Sampled Tracks:
  641. - track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew
  642. Lyrics: |-
  643. I'm a member of the midnight crew
  644. Yo, yo, I'm play Minecraft
  645. Play Minecraft
  646. Play Minecraft
  647. Play Minecraft [unintelligible] Steve!
  648. Play Minecraft hm
  649. Play Minecraft hm hm
  650. Imma see about playing Minecraft
  651. Get that diamond block mm
  652. Get that iron block mm
  653. Hit that note block hm
  654. Play C418 jingle
  655. Play Minecraft hm
  656. Play play Minecraft hm hm hm hm
  657. Play Minecraft hm hm
  658. Hm-mm-mm-mm
  659. Play Minecraft hm hm
  660. Play Minecraft hm hm DVS sax hm hm hm
  661. Hm hm hm hm hm
  662. Get that Alex hm hm
  663. Get that Notch hm hm
  664. Play that note block hm hm
  665. D-ine the iamond hm hm
  666. Hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm Minecraft
  667. Commentary: |-
  668. <i>Ephemerald:</i> (Artist)
  669. I knew I wanted to make another artwork for .JPEG after [[track:legend-of-jhon-breath-of-the-nacho|Nancho]], but I was struggling to come up with ideas. After listening to HUMBLE. for like the millionth time, an idea flew through my mind in a sudden fit of inspiration - copy DAMN.'s cover art, replace Kendrick with Jack, and rename it to HECK., because that's a seriously badass swear. I'm honestly very surprised with how quickly this artwork came together - it only took a couple of hours or so. The "SHITPOST ADVISORY" warning was based off of another track art someone had made for .JPEG, but it was hand-drawn, so I decided to replicate the official warning as best as I could, and I'm very happy with the result.
  670. <i>Makin:</i> (Wiki editor, 11/20/2024)
  671. As mentioned, this references [[artist:kendrick-lamar]]'s album art for "DAMN.".
  672. <img src="media/misc/references/damn.jpg" width="150">
  673. <i>Minkt:</i> (Composer)
  674. WE GOT A WEAKNESS
  675. YOU GOTTA SEE THIS
  676. ---
  677. Track: These Nanchos
  678. Artists:
  679. - Squarewave
  680. Cover Artists:
  681. - olkiswerve
  682. Art Tags:
  683. - Hella Jeff
  684. - Sweet Bro
  685. - AH
  686. - Felt Mansion
  687. Duration: 03:41
  688. URLs:
  689. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/these-nanchos
  690. - https://youtu.be/VtNd5HszWlM
  691. Referenced Tracks:
  692. - Mortal Man
  693. - These Walls
  694. - Muse of Nanchos
  695. Sampled Tracks:
  696. - Mortal Man
  697. # - Loud Nigra
  698. - These Walls
  699. Lyrics: |-
  700. I remember you was conflicted, misusing your influence
  701. Sometimes, I did the same
  702. If these walls could talk
  703. If these walls could talk
  704. If these walls could talk
  705. If these walls could talk
  706. If these walls could talk
  707. If these walls could talk (Sex)
  708. Commentary: |-
  709. <i>olkiswerve:</i> (Artist)
  710. I was listening to TPAB at the time and thought it would be funny to make a jpeg submission with the album art as a parody, but I got fed up with trying to draw it and did good kid maad city instead. I'm pretty happy with the way i t turned out and also apparently I inspired HECK. which is pretty cool. like, imagine drawing some bullshit in GIMP and fucking picasso comes by like "oh wow damn dude I gotta get on that." incredible.
  711. also I totally requested that the musician sample "I remember you was conflicted". I know it's not on good kid maad city it's just funny, fuck off, the song is super good
  712. maybe one day I'll still do that TPAB album cover, who knows :eyes:
  713. <i>Makin:</i> (Wiki editor, 11/20/2024)
  714. This track art references the album art for "good kid, m.A.A.d city" by [[artist:kendrick-lamar]] as mentioned.
  715. <img src="media/misc/references/good-kid-maad-city.jpg" width="150">
  716. <i>Squarewave:</i> (Composer)
  717. I remember I was conflicted, in choosing what to sample on this song. Sometimes I did the same, abusing Kendricks "These Walls" off of to pimp a butterfly. It's aight
  718. ---
  719. Track: How Jack And Calliope Ran Away From An Imaginary Planet Together While Arguing About Whether It Really Did Exist Or Not
  720. Directory: how-jack-and-calliope-ran-away
  721. Artists:
  722. - Kal-la-kal-la
  723. Cover Artists:
  724. - Linkslittlefriend
  725. Art Tags:
  726. - Jack Noir
  727. - Caliborn
  728. - Jaed
  729. - Prospit
  730. Duration: 04:16
  731. URLs:
  732. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/how-jack-and-calliope-ran-away-from-an-imaginary-planet-together-while-arguing-about-whether-it-really-did-exist-or-not
  733. - https://youtu.be/8XF0_oqeERo
  734. Referenced Tracks:
  735. - Voidlight
  736. - Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E)
  737. - The Lyrist
  738. - Reverie
  739. - track:carne-vale
  740. - track:archagent-everlasting
  741. Commentary: |-
  742. <i>yazshu:</i> (Ghost-artist)
  743. this art was made because links made a theory about caliborns derse not being real, due to cherub shenanigans. im not links but hes not even on this team so he cant do commentary. im links and i love eating buttholes and smelling big balls
  744. <i>Kal-la-kal-la:</i> (Composer)
  745. OK so I found out there were still unclaimed track arts for jpeg a couple of days before the deadline. My first instinct was to pick this one since any opportunity to utilise the Calliope themes Voidlight and The Lyrist, by [[artist:thomas-ferkol|Thomas Ferkol]], is a good opportunity to me. Of course, the other important character here is Jack Noir, who I represented with Walk-Stab-Walk by [[artist:erik-scheele|Erik Scheele]], a lovely piece with wonderful melodies tbh, as well as an attempt to incorporate features of Archagent Everlasting by [[artist:cecily-renns|JohnJRenns]] (and I say an attempt because that song is dissonant as hell god *damn*). Reverie by [[artist:alex-rosetti|Alex Rossetti]] makes an appearance in the synth arps, faultily transcribed by yours truly. And then there's Carne Vale, which is strictly speaking a Caliborn theme, but Caliborn is an important player in the grand theory of a Derse-less Cherub Session. So I combined these motifs into this tune presented here, the steady pulsing rhythm of the first half somewhat inspired by To Cross The Void by NiceWizard from Redditstuck Vol. 2, and the second half perhaps subconsciously inspired by [[track:another-chance|Another Chance]] by Eston 'Silence' Schweickart, from [[album:one-year-older|One Year Older]]. Having put that together I figured I'd put a drum solo at the end, being entirely devoid of other ideas as to how close off the piece. I'd like to think that I did the art justice on the whole.
  746. ---
  747. Track: The Art of Stealing Faces
  748. Artists:
  749. - Isoleucine
  750. Cover Artists:
  751. - Makin
  752. Art Tags:
  753. - Dadd
  754. - 'cw: blood (abstract)'
  755. Referenced Artworks:
  756. - The Hymn of Making Babies (composition)
  757. Duration: 02:14
  758. URLs:
  759. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-art-of-stealing-faces
  760. - https://youtu.be/A-jt-eRH3OE
  761. Commentary: |-
  762. <i>Makin:</i> (Artist)
  763. [[track:the-hymn-of-making-babies]] is an underrated track and I felt I needed to reference it at some point, also dadd needs more tracks, like jesus guys, actually read the comic sometime
  764. <i>Isoleucine:</i> (Composer)
  765. fact: the final version of this song has 16 patterns, 4 automation clips, and 12 instruments. 10 of the instruments are syntheseisers, all of which are Serum except for one autogun. The other two instruments are the breakbeat drums. Also- I forgot [[artist:makin|Makin]] gets to name the track and started internally referring to it as "the ballad of dad" Thanks to [[artist:nights|nights]] for defending this slot for me
  766. ---
  767. Track: Shoplifting from the Beast
  768. Artists:
  769. - WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES
  770. Cover Artists:
  771. - Scarodactyl
  772. Art Tags:
  773. - Denizens
  774. - Davesprite
  775. - LoHaC
  776. Duration: 02:05
  777. URLs:
  778. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/shoplifting-from-the-beast
  779. - https://youtu.be/rYlApQIcSy4
  780. Referenced Tracks:
  781. - Bargaining with the Beast
  782. - Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
  783. - Davesprite
  784. - Beatdown (Strider Style)
  785. Sampled Tracks:
  786. - Bargaining with the Beast
  787. - Beatdown (Strider Style)
  788. Commentary: |-
  789. <i>Scarodactyl:</i> (Artist)
  790. This was basically a drawing of things I wanted to see more of in Homestuck: cool locations like LoHaC, giant denizen monsters, and davesprite getting into swordfights. And, of course, big beefy arms.
  791. <i>WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES:</i> (Composer)
  792. This was a pretty easy concept for a song. Just combine some Dave/Davesprite themes and melodies from [[track:bargaining-with-the-beast|that one denizen song]], and blam you're done.
  793. ---
  794. Track: Momi vs
  795. Artists:
  796. - Isabella James
  797. Cover Artists:
  798. - Wights End
  799. Cover Art File Extension: jpg
  800. Art Tags:
  801. - Momi
  802. Duration: 00:42
  803. URLs:
  804. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/momi-vs
  805. - https://youtu.be/6uMT1b1OtYs
  806. Referenced Tracks:
  807. - track:megalovania-undertale
  808. Commentary: |-
  809. <i>Wights End:</i> (Artist)
  810. This was also a track art for [[album:cool-and-new-volume-2|Volume Twos]] that never got used. I can't remember what the original track was like, or what inspired me to have momi about to kill an inanimate object, but I like the drawing nonetheless.
  811. <i>Isabella James:</i> (Composer)
  812. Idek but i instantly thought megalovania after seeing the pictire
  813. ---
  814. Track: Collision Course (Davepeta's Movement)
  815. Directory: collision-course-davepetas-movement
  816. Artists:
  817. - SplitSuns
  818. Cover Artists:
  819. - Shadok
  820. Art Tags:
  821. - Davepeta
  822. - Lil Cal
  823. Referenced Artworks:
  824. - References: Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
  825. Annotation: composition
  826. Duration: 04:05
  827. URLs:
  828. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/collision-course-davepetas-movement
  829. - https://youtu.be/QNoZoRqy_nY
  830. Referenced Tracks:
  831. - Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
  832. - Beatdown (Strider Style)
  833. - Sunsetter
  834. - CORE
  835. - English
  836. - Olive Rogue
  837. - Hardchorale
  838. Commentary: |-
  839. <i>Shadok:</i> (Artist)
  840. GOddamit this was for the [[album:canwc-sound-test-1|first sound test]] too
  841. <i>SplitSuns:</i> (Composer)
  842. Shadok's base idea for this song was to re-imagine Upward Movement with more modern synths, and I stuck pretty close to that direction! I tried to go all-out for this one, creating a chopped and screwed soundscape to suit a character such as Davepeta. I incorporated themes suited to both Dave and Nepeta, with a little bit of Undertale music as well to tie everything together! I think you can understand why if you pay attention to the name of this track. All in all, I tried to make this song serious yet suitably silly for Davepeta's character (notice the meows?) and I hope I succeeded.
  843. ---
  844. Track: nude battle
  845. Artists:
  846. - isy
  847. Cover Artists:
  848. - Wights End
  849. Art Tags:
  850. - Dirk
  851. - Terezi
  852. - Dabe
  853. - LoTaK
  854. Referenced Artworks:
  855. - track:heir-of-grief-collide (composition)
  856. Duration: 01:06
  857. URLs:
  858. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nude-battle
  859. - https://youtu.be/1mDFMR9vIDY
  860. Commentary: |-
  861. <i>Wights End:</i> (Artist)
  862. When I first joined Cool and New Music Team, I submitted a terribly bad [[track:err-of-greif-original-mix|Heir of Grief midi swap using out of tune samples from other songs]] (I think it may be on soundtest one) and this is the trackart for it. considering that the song was never officially released and was a pile of bile in the form of a mp3 file, I figured it'd be best not to let the art go to waste, even if it's also complete shit. I was going to replace this track art with something that actually took effort, but I never got around to it due to problems with my computer; and also being a lazy asshole. I'm sorry for not making any original art for this album; or even using any art that wasn't made almost a year ago.
  863. <i>isy:</i> (Composer)
  864. I had a project file that I was working on while sitting in some room while my mom was doing a presentation, and i realized that it kind of felt like what the art would sound like, so I figured i'd finish it and submit it as my song. Also i'm really bad at naming things and super stressed out atm so, sorry I guess. EDIT: sorry about it being so short too, I was running out of ideas and I was getting really scared about not finishing in time so I just said fuck it and submitted it.
  865. ---
  866. Track: Crash Course in Creativity
  867. Artists:
  868. - ostrichlittledungeon
  869. Cover Artists:
  870. - Bambosh
  871. Art Tags:
  872. - Jhon
  873. - Dabe
  874. - Femorafreack
  875. Duration: 01:11
  876. URLs:
  877. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/crash-course-in-creativity
  878. - https://youtu.be/1EJqepKshRY
  879. Referenced Tracks:
  880. - The Creativity Song
  881. Commentary: |-
  882. <i>Bambosh:</i> (Artist)
  883. I made this literally a year ago, back in July of 2016. Since then, I've tried everything to get it on an album, but nobody with any compositional talent wanted to touch it with a 10ft barge pole. I'd given up entirely, until ost answered my call with the clutch hour-long-music-sesh. tnx ost
  884. <i>ostrichlittledungeon:</i> (Composer)
  885. i did it in like an hour at the last second
  886. ---
  887. Track: Horschestra (Horse of Time Verison)
  888. Artists:
  889. - Isabella James
  890. Cover Artists:
  891. - tempest2k
  892. Art Tags:
  893. - AH
  894. - Lord English
  895. - Dream Bubbles
  896. Duration: 01:52
  897. URLs:
  898. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/horschestra-horse-of-time-verison
  899. - https://youtu.be/m-RUVRy6QW8
  900. Referenced Tracks:
  901. - Epona's Song
  902. Commentary: |-
  903. <i>tempest2k:</i> (Artist)
  904. I did this instead of classwork while listening to [SiIva's 413 Epona's Song rip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1GRBsfPQbA).
  905. <i>Cecily Renns:</i> (Album Mastererer)
  906. but... horses dont meow... my world is shattered
  907. ---
  908. Track: swet bro rebibal
  909. Artists:
  910. - Wheals
  911. Cover Artists:
  912. - VulkanShawl
  913. Art Tags:
  914. - Hecka Jef
  915. - Swet Bro
  916. - 'cw: decapitation (abstract)'
  917. Duration: 03:04
  918. URLs:
  919. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/swet-bro-rebibal
  920. - https://youtu.be/cIhhUoVE9eA
  921. Referenced Tracks:
  922. - Penumbra Phantasm
  923. - track:moshi-moshi
  924. - Doctor
  925. - Muse of Nanchos
  926. - Where making this hapen
  927. Sampled Tracks:
  928. - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  929. Commentary: |-
  930. <i>VulkanShawl:</i> (Artist)
  931. Kissing heads is a thing that CANWC needs. Pls [[artist:o|o]] make it canon.
  932. <i>Wheals:</i> (Composer)
  933. I had the idea for this in early May, but because of the semester ending and thereafter going on vacation I didn't get around to working on it until the week before the release. The idea was for it (or the serious part, at least) to borrow [[track:unite-synchronization|Unite Synchronization's]] overall structure, and while it only did that a little, I'm happy with the similarities. This is the hardest I've bullshitted orchestrally and I'm not sure yet if it wore me out or made me want to do more. Full credit to cookiefonster for reminding me that Donkey Kong SFX are Swet Bro's leitmotif.
  934. ---
  935. Track: Ultimate Hope
  936. Artists:
  937. - BitesizeBird
  938. Cover Artists:
  939. - Griever
  940. Art Tags:
  941. - Eridan
  942. - Jake
  943. Duration: 02:00
  944. URLs:
  945. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ultimate-hope
  946. - https://youtu.be/e70cRYWymzc
  947. Referenced Tracks:
  948. - track:homicide-danganronpa
  949. - Emerald Terror
  950. - track:moshi-moshi
  951. - Doctor
  952. Commentary: |-
  953. <i>Griever:</i> (Artist)
  954. I think I drew (well, made) this before DR3. DR3 fucking sucks.
  955. <i>BitesizeBird:</i> (Composer)
  956. Go play Danganronpa. Fucking excellent mystery games. ~~Also fuck Nagito~~
  957. ---
  958. Track: licord eternity
  959. Artists:
  960. - Cecily Renns
  961. Cover Artists:
  962. - koykoy13
  963. Art Tags:
  964. - Cool and New Music Team
  965. - Derse
  966. - 'cw: blood (abstract)'
  967. Duration: 05:10
  968. URLs:
  969. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/licord-eternity
  970. - https://youtu.be/4OQ0bQgNbOE
  971. Referenced Tracks:
  972. - licord nacrasty
  973. - track:discordant-cecily-renns
  974. - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
  975. - track:unintentional-touhou
  976. - Oppa Toby Style
  977. - track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew
  978. - track:old-secret
  979. - Flare
  980. Commentary: |-
  981. <i>koykoy13:</i> (Artist)
  982. I first had a horrible version of this but im not gonna show it because it is too bad for anyones eyes.Afterwards I made a slightly less horrible but still very shitty version until finally making this one.I'm happy with it.
  983. <i>Cecily Renns:</i> (Composer)
  984. it was october so about half a year ago i did this song, but then months later i realized it was going to be released for this album, so i re did it, and you will NEVER GET TO HEAR THE ORIGINAL VERSION NOW. both versions took about two hours but the Better One has more Synth1 presets
  985. oh yeah, the song, its like, me and felix fighting, obviously id win and thats what the art shows but the actual result is Ambiguous and Left for Multiple Interpretations, i actually really like that it keeps switching to these rando songs because theyre suppose to represent team members just dropping in and saying "hi", also Discordant is a song from an album i made and its the Best Thing Ever, buy it
  986. and the main melody thing is reverse megalovania
  987. ---
  988. Track: Event Horizon / Barium Starlight
  989. Directory: event-horizon-barium-starlight
  990. Artists:
  991. - Grace Medley
  992. Cover Artists:
  993. - Sozzay
  994. Cover Art File Extension: jpg
  995. Art Tags:
  996. - Rose
  997. Duration: 3:48
  998. URLs:
  999. - https://youtu.be/jXxAQNmwWv8
  1000. Referenced Tracks:
  1001. - Black Rose / Green Sun
  1002. - Black Hole / Green Sun
  1003. - Endless Climb
  1004. - Song for Rose Lalonde
  1005. - Exploring the Depths of Sburb
  1006. Commentary: |-
  1007. <i>Sozzay:</i> (Artist)
  1008. This piece is different from my usual work in that it involves darker, less saturated colours. Originally it was going to be cell shaded, but after lining it I decided that I wanted it to be a painting. The goal for this piece was a dynamic, mystical image with vivid contrasts in colour and a lot of black. I've always been inspired by the techniques and colour palettes used in renaissance art (and artwork of a similar calibre that I see on deviantart), and so I wanted to involve similar palettes and emulate similar techniques in my own artwork! I used an airbrush tool when painting Rose in order to make her look more realistic. I also established a light and dark contrast which, while not as dynamic as expected, I feel was able to add dramatic effect and have Rose appear more three dimensional.
  1009. <i>Grace Medley:</i> (Composer)
  1010. Hahah, Soz's art knocks my socks off, as usual. I knew that if I was going to treat this track right, I'd need to do something pretty hardcore. Listening back on it, I'd say it's not bad? Aside from Black Rose/Green Sun and Black Hole/Green Sun, there are three references to Rose themes from various albums. If you can spot one, then good job, you have ears. If you can spot two, well... nobody's going to spot two. If you somehow spot all three, I love you.
  1011. ---
  1012. Track: Thank You For Playing
  1013. Artists:
  1014. - Pipko Fanfare
  1015. Cover Artists:
  1016. - Skyplayer
  1017. Art Tags:
  1018. - Earth
  1019. Referenced Artworks:
  1020. - References: Overture (Canon Edit)
  1021. Annotation: edit
  1022. Duration: 03:41
  1023. URLs:
  1024. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/thank-you-for-playing
  1025. - https://youtu.be/uO55gvDXGr4
  1026. Referenced Tracks:
  1027. - Overture (Canon Edit)
  1028. - The Nutshack Intro
  1029. - Crank That
  1030. - Feel Good Inc.
  1031. - DK Rap
  1032. - X Gon' Give It to Ya
  1033. - Snow halation
  1034. - Meet the Flintstones
  1035. Sampled Tracks:
  1036. - Overture (Canon Edit)
  1037. - The Nutshack Intro
  1038. - Crank That
  1039. - Feel Good Inc.
  1040. - DK Rap
  1041. - X Gon' Give It to Ya
  1042. - Snow halation
  1043. - Meet the Flintstones
  1044. # - Loud Nigra
  1045. # - GameCube Startup
  1046. Lyrics: |-
  1047. Soulja Boy off in this ho
  1048. Watch me crank it, watch me roll
  1049. Watch me crank that Soulja Boy, then Superman that ho
  1050. (Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy
  1051. (Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy
  1052. (Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy
  1053. (Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy
  1054. Now watch— Soulja Boy
  1055. (Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca) Coconut gun
  1056. (Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca) Fire in spurts
  1057. (Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca) Coconut gun
  1058. (Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca) And climb a tree
  1059. It's the nutshack
  1060. It's the nutshack
  1061. It's the nutshack
  1062. It's the nutshack
  1063. X gon' give it to ya (What?) (It's the nutshack)
  1064. Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya (Uh)
  1065. Knock-knock, open up the door, it's real (It's the nutshack)
  1066. With the non-stop pop-pop from stainless steel
  1067. Go hard, gettin' busy with it (Ooh) (It's the nutshack)
  1068. But I got such a good heart that I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it (Yeah)
  1069. Damn right, and I'll do it again (Yeah) (It's the nutshack)
  1070. 'Cause I am light so I gots to win (Uh, uh, uh)
  1071. Break bread with the enemy (What?) (Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca)
  1072. No matter how many cats I break bread with, I'll break who you sendin' me (Feel good)
  1073. You motherfuckers never wanted nothin' but your life saved (Uh)
  1074. Bitch, and that's on a light day (Give up) (Feel good)
  1075. I'm gettin' down (Down) like a nigga said "Freeze" (Uh) (Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca)
  1076. But won't be the one endin' up on his knees (Feel good)
  1077. Bitch please, (Come on) if the only thing you cats did (Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca)
  1078. Was came out to play, stay out my way (Feel good)
  1079. Fushigi da ne ima no kimochi (<i>This feeling, it's strange, isn't it?</i>)
  1080. Sora kara futte kita mitai (<i>It's almost as though it came fluttering down from the sky</i>) (It's the nutshack)
  1081. Tokubetsu na kisetsu no iro ga tokimeki o miseru yo (<i>The color of this special season fills me with excitement</i>)
  1082. Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
  1083. Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
  1084. Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
  1085. Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
  1086. Soulja Boy off in this ho (Sha, sha-ba-da)
  1087. Watch me crank it, watch me roll (Sha-ba-da-ca, feel good)
  1088. Watch me crank that Soulja Boy, then Superman that ho (Sha-ba-da-ca, feel good))
  1089. (Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy (Sha, sha-ba-da)
  1090. (Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy (Sha-ba-da-ca, feel good)
  1091. (Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy (Sha, sha-ba-da)
  1092. (Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy (Sha-ba-da-ca, feel good)
  1093. Now watch—
  1094. Todokete (<i>Ring out</i>) (Sha, sha-ba-da)
  1095. Setsunasa ni wa namae o tsukeyou ka "Snow halation"? (<i>Shall I name this heart-rending pain "Snow halation"?</i>)
  1096. (Sha-ba-da-ca, feel good, sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good, sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good, sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good)
  1097. Omoi ga kasanaru made matezu ni (<i>I can't wait for our feelings to resonate</i>)
  1098. (Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good, sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good) [Sped-up "X Gon' Give It to Ya"]
  1099. Kuyashii kedo suki tte junjou (<i>It's frustrating, but it's a pure-hearted devotion called love</i>)
  1100. (Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good, sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good)
  1101. Commentary: |-
  1102. <i>yazshu:</i> (Organizer)
  1103. skyplayer has been MIA for awhile so im just gonna write down commentary that its a fucking siiva joke theres nothing to commentate on
  1104. <i>Skyplayer:</i> (Artist)
  1105. Hey guys im alive -- I doodled (mostly tracing in Sai, a bit of photoshop) this during one of those times we thought Siiva ended. One of those dozens of times. You think the channel could have a more satisfying ending than Homestuck?.....Yeah probably.
  1106. <i>Pipko Fanfare:</i> (Composer)
  1107. I don't think this one requires any explanation. But it \*does* make a great excuse to thank you all for playing with us and joining along in this crazy ride. Thank you all for your support, and I'll see you next album!