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- from event import Event
- import random
- class Bonk:
- def __init__(self, events=None, printer_handle=None, bot=None, say=None):
- self.events = events
- self.printer = printer_handle
- self.interests = ['__.bonk__']
- self.bot = bot
- self.say = say
- bonk = Event("__.bonk__")
- bonk.define(msg_definition="^\.bonk ")
- bonk.subscribe(self)
- self.bot.register_event(bonk, self)
- self.help = ".bonk <bonkee>"
- def get_bonked(self, bonkee=''):
- """Randomly selects and returns a string with a bonk action directed toward a given bonkee."""
- bonk_actions = ['drops a Titan on %s',
- 'hadoukens %s',
- 'slaps %s around with a large trout',
- 'slaps %s around wiiIIITTTTHHH.....A HERRING!',
- 'bitch slaps %s',
- 'feeds %s a knuckle sandwich',
- 'sucker punches %s',
- 'drops an ACME anvil on %s',
- 'forces %s to exit the building through the window',
- 'forces %s to watch all the TSD Productions',
- 'roundhouse kicks %s',
- 'bonks %s',
- 'gently caresses %s',
- 'falcon punches %s',
- 'pulls a Mike Tyson on %s\'s ear',
- 'charges up his lazer and fries %s',
- 'introduces %s to his fist',
- 'boinks %s',
- 'immolates %s',
- 'throws %s into the fires of Mount Doom',
- 'ties %s to the railroad tracks, curls his mustache, and grins evilly',
- 'shoryukens %s',
- 'goes medieval on %s',
- 'spoils the endings to popular fiction for %s',
- 'beats %s in Halo 1v1',
- 'ruins %s',
- 'reks %s',
- 'tramples %s under foot',
- 'unleashes his wrath upon %s',
- 'goes all ninja assassin on %s',
- 'beats %s down with the flag and teabags the body',
- 'takes %s\'s mother out for a nice dinner and then never calls her back',
- 'rockets %s from across the map',
- 'telefrags %s',
- 'throws a Dorito into %s\'s jugular from the shadows',
- 'wub-wubs %s'
- ]
- bonk_action = random.choice(bonk_actions) % bonkee
- return "\001ACTION " + bonk_action
- def handle(self, event):
- _z = event.msg.split(None, 1)
- if len(_z) == 1:
- self.printer("PRIVMSG " + event.channel + " :You must specify who you want me to bonk!\n")
- return
- else:
- self.printer("PRIVMSG " + event.channel + " :" + self.get_bonked(_z[1]) + "\001\n")
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