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  1. <Frostfyre> Alright. 5 reasons why I'm convinced that my penis runs Linux.
  2. <Frostfyre> 1. I can create child processes
  3. <Frostfyre> 2. I can handle multiple users on any platform at once.
  4. <Frostfyre> 3. I'm VERY user friendly.
  5. <Frostfyre> 4. I have incredible uptime.
  6. <Frostfyre> and 5. When my system load gets too heavy, I end up dumping my core and the system shuts down.