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- <h1>Cat Pr0n</h1>
- <p>The Neocities "Cat Pr0n" drawing refers to a pornographic drawing OwlMan made that shows <a href="penelope.html">Penelope</a>, Neocities' mascot, in an erotic situation.</p>
- <p>In the drawing, it shows Penelope standing up, with an erect penis (despite being a female cat), while she is next to a computer that shows the dashboard of <a href="https://neocities.org/site/kratzen" target="_blank">Kratzen</a>.</p>
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- <h2>The Competition</h2>
- <p>So far the uncensored version has not been released by OwlMan, however, he decided than rather publishing the art, he would set up a competition for people to find it. So far no-one has found the uncensored photo.</p>
- <p>OwlMan has given out five clues to where you can find the photo;</p>
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- 1. You will need to look back in the past, to find the shitty photos, that suck ass
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- 2. This has nothing to do with anything at all, do not fall for my trap <a href="https://owlman.neocities.org/odds/cat/unknown.png" target="_blank">https://owlman.neocities.org/odds/cat/unknown.png</a>
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- 3. You are looking for something colourful
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- 4. .com
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- 5. It's not on <a href="http://owlman.neocities.org/14jammar/" target="_blank">/14jammar/</A>
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- <p>Along with the five clues, OwlMan said that if 50 people liked the post he made that says "<a href="https://neocities.org/site/owlman?event_id=515297" target="_blank">Like this post if you love minions</a>", he would then link to the photo.</p>
- <h2>Public Photos</h2>
- <p>So far there have been a number of photo relating to the pr0n made public by OwlMan, all of the photos can be found on at <tt><a href="https://owlman.neocities.org/odds/cat/" target="_blank">https://owlman.neocities.org/odds/cat/</a></tt>.</p>
- Along with the photos there exists the <a href="html.html">HTML</A> file, <a href="https://owlman.neocities.org/odds/cat/clue.html" target="_blank">clue.html</A> that show all the clues.
- <p>By going to <tt><a href="https://owlman.neocities.org/odds/cat/" target="_blank">/odds/cat/</a></tt> you will also be able to find <tt><a href="https://owlman.neocities.org/odds/cat/edit/" target="_blank">/odds/cat/edit/</a></tt> that, among other things, shows <a href="https://owlman.neocities.org/odds/cat/edit/2.png" target="_blank">this photo</a> that uses a version of the censored cat pr0n. The photo was used on <a href="https://owlman.neocities.org/owlmail/9.htm#dumbeditsofpenelope" target="_blank">OwlMail No. IX</A>.
- <h2>Kyle Drake Finds Out</h2>
- <p>It would seem that Kyle Drake was first made aware of the drawing on the <a href="neocities_irc.html">Neocities IRC</A> on the 11th of June 2018 by Neocities' user jackomix (Who runs <a href="discord.html#The unofficial Neocities' Discord">The unofficial Neocities' Discord Server</a>).</p>
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- <font color="a359a4">[07:10] <jackomix> did you know there's porn of your drawn cat?</font><br>
- <font color="0000ff">[07:10] <mariteaux> :eyes:</font><br>
- <font color="a359a4">[07:10] <jackomix> and we users of neocities are working hard...</font><br>
- <font color="597FFF">[07:10] <isvinc3s> Oh yeah</font><br>
- <font color="a359a4">[07:10] <jackomix> to find an uncensored version of it</font><br>
- <font color="597FFF">[07:10] <isvinc3s> kyle please ask owlman to hand over the cat pr0n</font><br>
- <font color="d73737">[07:10] <JakeOnline> oh yeah kyle, ban owlman</font><br>
- <font color="597FFF">[07:10] <isvinc3s> NO</font><br>
- <font color="597FFF">[07:10] <isvinc3s> not before the drawing</font><br>
- <font color="d73737">[07:10] <JakeOnline> owo</font><br>
- <font color="1C6989">[07:10] <kyledrake> I mean if you guys are just going to show me cat porn, I'm probably going to file you in the "ignore" cabinet here.</font><br>
- <font color="0000ff">[07:10] <mariteaux> this is why kyle doesn't talk to us</font><br>
- <font color="B200FF">[07:11] <dotcomboom> ^</font><br>
- <font color="d73737">[07:11] <JakeOnline> ^</font><br>
- <font color="a359a4">[07:11] <jackomix> v</font><br>
- <font color="B200FF">[07:11] <dotcomboom> ^</font><br>
- <font color="a359a4">[07:11] <jackomix> ></font><br>
- <font color="B200FF">[07:11] <dotcomboom> <</font><br>
- <font color="0000ff">[07:11] <mariteaux> i dunno, any cool site updates coming? things have seemed dead for almost a year now</font><br>
- <font color="a359a4">[07:11] <jackomix> \|</font><br>
- <font color="597FFF">[07:11] <isvinc3s> owlman drew some epic cat porn in paint.net and he's keeping it from us</font><br>
- <font color="597FFF">[07:11] <isvinc3s> has us guess where it is on his site</font><br>
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- <p>This page was last updated: 2019-03-05 @ 04:14</p>
- <p>In total this page has had 2 updates since it was uploaded.</p>
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