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  23. <h1><p>Heyy!!</p></h1>
  24. <p>You're looking at my site files and I love you for that, that is why I am going to tell you what <em>this</em> page is. Okay, so get ready as this is a lot to take in, but I made this page to track what mascots I have written about and what order they should appear in, got that? Good.</p>
  25. <a href="#Mascots"><h3>Mascots</h3></a><a name="Mascots"></a>
  26. <p>Here are all of the mascots I have used, when I place them on the webpage, I use <a href="https://alphabetizer.flap.tv">this website</a> to keep them all in order.</p>
  27. <ul>
  28. <li>Ai (藍) of Misskey</li>
  29. <li>Aros Kitty of AROS</li>
  30. <li>BSD Daemon of BSD</li>
  31. <li>Biff Fraggar</li>
  32. <li>Cloud Services the Unicorn of WMCS</li>
  33. <li>Dave Gnukem</li>
  34. <li>Dragora of Dragora GNU</li>
  35. <li>Enterprise the Squirrel</li>
  36. <li>Ferris of Rust</li>
  37. <li>Flaxy O'Hare of Friendica</li>
  38. <li>Florence of Mastodon</li>
  39. <li>Fred of Pixelfed</li>
  40. <li>Freedoom Guy of Freedoom</li>
  41. <li>GNU Head of GNU</li>
  42. <li>Gavroche of GNU MediaGoblin</li>
  43. <li>Go Gopher of Go</li>
  44. <li>Kandalf of KDE</li>
  45. <li>Kiki the Cyber Squirrel of Krita</li>
  46. <li>Kiwi of JoinFediverseWiki</li>
  47. <li>Log Raft of Raft</li>
  48. <li>Mozilla Phoenix</li>
  49. <li>Penny The Cat of Neocities</li>
  50. <li>Pleroma-tan of Pleroma</li>
  51. <li>Puppy Linux</li>
  52. <li>Restless of LibreQuake</li>
  53. <li>Rose of Mobilizon</li>
  54. <li>Sepia of PeerTube</li>
  55. <li>Sudo Sandwich of Sudo</li>
  56. <li>Surge the Rabbit of Open Surge</li>
  57. <li>Tux of Linux</li>
  58. <li>Vika (Вики) of Wikipedia</li>
  59. <li>Whales of Funkwhale</li>
  60. <li>Wikipe-tan of Wikipedia</li>
  61. <li>Wikipede of Wikipedia</li>
  62. <li>Xenia of Linux</li>
  63. <li>Xue of Xfce</li>
  64. </ul>
  65. <a href="#Quick Round: Other Wikimedia Related Mascots"><h3>Quick Round: Other Wikimedia Related Mascots</h3></a><a name="Quick Round: Other Wikimedia Related Mascots"></a>
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  67. <li>Hydra</li>
  68. <li>Miwiki</li>
  69. <li>Puzzly</li>
  70. <li>Sun Wiki (孙维基)</li>
  71. <li>Wikimedia beetle</li>
  72. <li>WikipediaWolf</li>
  73. </ul>
  74. <a href="#Mascots I won't fight"><h3>Mascots I won't fight</h3></a><a name="Mascots I won't fight"></a>
  75. <p>While I know that this whole webpage is very strange and the idea of me rejecting a mascot might seem odd, but here is a breakdown of the ones I won't do and why.</p>
  76. <p><figure>
  77. <center><a href="wilber_gimp.png"><img src="wilber_gimp.png" alt="A drawing of the head of Wilber as a flying balloon in the clouds. Under their head, the name «gimp» is shown." title="A drawing of the head of Wilber as a flying balloon in the clouds. Under their head, the name «gimp» is shown." width="223" height="299"></a></center>
  78. <figcaption><p>Wilber, I have no idea what you are... are you a dog?? No idea.</p>
  79. <p>Wait, why are you now a balloon?? This just adds more questions.</p>
  80. <p>Click image for larger version. Image by <a href="https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Gimp-utility-window-hint.png">Rugby471</a> and is under the <a href="../license/gnu_gpl2_0">GNU license</a>.</p>
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  84. <li><strong>Most waifu mascots</strong>: I feel like any mascot that's just an anime girl is kind of hard to write about. I sort of don't like what I wrote for Pleroma-tan and Ai as it's kind of just the same thing. I was going to add <a href="https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sanny_and_Tess.png">Sanny and Tess («Futanari girls») from Wikipedia</a>, but I don't think I can say much for them.</li>
  85. <li><strong>Most robot mascots</strong>: Think Bugdroid (Android), Kodee (Kotlin), and DotNet Bot (.NET), etc. I feel like a lot of the fight will boil down to «they're a robot and don't feel pain so would win anyway».</li>
  86. <li><strong>Blinky the Fish of FreeDOS</strong>: I thought they were a whale, either way, but I just had no idea what to even say.</li>
  87. <li><strong>Duke of Java</strong>: I don't know what this is meant to be and I don't think I can come up with anything good - I feel like the fight would be exactly like the one with Whales of Funkwhale.</li>
  88. <li><strong>elePHPant</strong>: I can't really say much apart from «I'm going to get stepped on and not in a hot way».</li>
  89. <li><strong>Firefish</strong>: The mascot for this project seems to be <a href="https://git.joinfirefish.org/firefish/joinfirefish/-/blob/main/public/branding/title.svg?ref_type=heads">this abstract fish-thing</a>... I'm really not sure what I could ever say about them.</li>
  90. <li><strong>Friday Night Funkin'</strong>: I really don't know the lore of the game - sorry!</li>
  91. <li><strong>Mozilla's dinosaur head thing</strong>: I really don't think there would be much to say about this apart from «Cass would be eaten in seconds».</li>
  92. <li><strong>Octocat</strong>: Not open-source and one of those «All rights reserved» type cases, plus I can't be asked to write about how I would have my ass handed to me by this little guy - if you are bored <a href="https://octodex.github.com">check out this art of them</a>.</li>
  93. <li><strong>Scratch Cat</strong>: I already did an anthro cat that's orange - <a href="../openfight/#Penny The Cat of Neocities">Penny</a>!</li>
  94. <li><strong>Wilber (GIMP)</strong>: I don't know what Wilber is meant to be and the only official art of them is just a headshop, so we never see the rest of their body. IDK.</li>
  95. </ul>
  96. <p>Hopefully, this will be useful to people before they ask about a mascot that I have ruled out. Of course, if you want to make your own version of my mascot page, you are more than welcome to add the mascots that I will not do.</p>
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