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  4. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)21:25:39 No.26296083 Archived>>26296097 >>26296103 >>26296135 >>26296182 >>26296219 >>26296251 >>26296280 >>26296307 >>26296476 >>26296692 >>26296739 >>26297798 >>26297996 >>26298721 >>26301134 >>26305362 >>26306171 >>26307375 >>26308940 >>26310650 >>26313123 >>26317683 >>26317733 >>26317740
  5. What would your waifu say about the way your living your life?
  6. Post pics of waifu.
  7. >>
  8. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)21:27:41 No.26296097
  9. File: 1452725373910.jpg (96 KB, 1920x1080)
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  11. >>26296083 (OP)
  12. She would be proud of everything I have achieved.
  13. >>
  14. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)21:28:17 No.26296102>>26296201
  15. File: Rarity.png (300 KB, 1280x1493)
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  17. "Oh darling you simply must get out there an do something, you can't just sit around inside all day and waste your life away like this"
  18. >>
  19. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)21:28:23 No.26296103
  20. >>26296083 (OP)
  21. >waifu
  22. stop being a weeb faggot
  23. also, here's your (You)
  24. >>
  25. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)21:29:51 No.26296119>>26296126
  26. File: applejack_by_energyfrost-(...).png (476 KB, 3000x3140)
  27. 476 KB
  28. She'd probably like how I keep moving forward and try to just be a good person and help If I can. Also she would wonder why I'm always exercising when watching movies or shows.
  29. >>
  30. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)21:30:46 No.26296126
  31. >>26296119
  32. Overworking is also an addiction, btw.
  33. >>
  34. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)21:31:45 No.26296135
  35. >>26296083 (OP)
  36. ´´Its quite boring, isn´t it darling?´´
  37. >>
  38. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)21:33:00 No.26296149>>26296201
  39. File: Rara cry.png (254 KB, 1081x1024)
  40. 254 KB
  41. she would feel sad for me tell me to get a shower a new haircut new clothes and idk I'm depressing.
  42. >>
  43. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)21:35:49 No.26296182>>26296201
  44. File: 876654.png (1.34 MB, 6000x6367)
  45. 1.34 MB
  46. >>26296083 (OP)
  47. "Take your hand out of your pants for just one second, darling!"
  48. >>
  49. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)21:37:20 No.26296201>>26296220 >>26296246
  50. File: 1394212411417.jpg (90 KB, 473x473)
  51. 90 KB
  52. >>26296102
  53. >>26296149
  54. >>26296182
  55. >Thinking Rare would want anything to do with lazy fucks that don't even have a job
  56. Top kek
  57. >>
  58. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)21:39:06 No.26296219
  59. File: 1421197878456.gif (76 KB, 550x350)
  60. 76 KB
  61. >>26296083 (OP)
  62. I think she would be incredibly disappointed
  63. >>
  64. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)21:39:10 No.26296220>>26303416
  65. >>26296201
  66. I mean she talks to rainbow dash.
  67. >>
  68. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)21:39:36 No.26296227
  69. >"Why are you saying your mother is bored? What in Tartarus is Subnet Mask? What makes your windows a "bot net"? They just look like normal glass panes to me. Anon, nothing you're saying makes any sense!"
  70. >>
  71. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)21:40:07 No.26296232
  72. File: an_upset_rainbow_dash__by(...).png (158 KB, 900x784)
  73. 158 KB
  74. >You're so boring, anon
  75. >>
  76. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)21:41:27 No.26296246>>26296300
  77. >>26296201
  78. That's nice and all, but we're having a thread about "If she did" in here so the fact of her wanting or not wanting has no say in here since at the start it is set to her wanting for the situation OP described to actually happen, retard.
  79. >>
  80. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)21:41:45 No.26296251
  81. File: starlight_glimmer__commis(...).png (261 KB, 1024x572)
  82. 261 KB
  83. >>26296083 (OP)
  84. >>
  85. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)21:43:15 No.26296270>>26309814
  86. File: OctaviaDancing.gif (655 KB, 1200x1200)
  87. 655 KB
  88. she would be confused by the kind of music I always play and perhaps worry about my diet.
  89. >>
  90. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)21:44:19 No.26296280
  91. File: Evangelyne_1.jpg (33 KB, 647x844)
  92. 33 KB
  93. >>26296083 (OP)
  94. >"Why don't you go outside anymore?"
  95. >>
  96. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)21:44:30 No.26296284
  97. File: Spoiler Image (23 KB, 640x498)
  98. 23 KB
  99. >"Th-those are some bomb ass socks sweetie."
  100. >>
  101. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)21:46:10 No.26296300>>26296306
  102. >>26296246
  103. Cry some more, Rarefag.
  104. My comment is just based on what you fags say, not in what OP said though.
  105. >>
  106. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)21:47:02 No.26296305
  107. File: 1442339408010.png (287 KB, 685x1003)
  108. 287 KB
  109. >"You look at pictures of Trixie all day?"
  110. >"I mean- who wouldn't want to do that, but isn't there anything more you could do with yourself?"
  111. >>
  112. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)21:47:12 No.26296306>>26296329
  113. >>26296300
  114. Now that's just retarted
  115. >>
  116. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)21:47:28 No.26296307
  117. File: mlfw8668_huge.jpg (144 KB, 1920x1563)
  118. 144 KB
  119. >>26296083 (OP)
  120. she would be very sad both from the way, i live my life and my past
  121. >>
  122. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)21:49:20 No.26296329
  123. File: 1386563283663.png (94 KB, 206x225)
  124. 94 KB
  125. >>26296306
  126. >retarted
  127. >>
  128. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)21:53:15 No.26296370>>26296420
  129. File: 1440030012783.gif (1.62 MB, 600x600)
  130. 1.62 MB
  131. >"Woah, dude."
  132. >>
  133. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)21:54:05 No.26296378
  134. File: 1379445057468.png (193 KB, 807x989)
  135. 193 KB
  136. >"Great shit-posting anon! Let's abuse /jp/ next"
  137. >>
  138. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)21:56:17 No.26296406
  139. File: apple.png (82 KB, 552x438)
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  141. Apple horse wouldn't quite understand exactly why I was going to college, instead of doing manual labour like God intended, but I'm sure she'd be happy I'm at least working hard at my intellectual job and studying for another one. That and I have a healthy social life.
  142. she probably wouldn't understand why I have so much porn of her, though.
  143. >>
  144. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)21:57:19 No.26296420>>26296445 >>26296456 >>26296657
  145. >>26296370
  146. weed horse a cute
  147. A CUTE
  148. she is my backup waifu
  149. >>
  150. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)22:00:11 No.26296445>>26296482 >>26296504 >>26301094 >>26319898
  151. File: 1354231375697.png (175 KB, 508x355)
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  153. >>26296420
  154. >Having backup waifu
  155. Too bad your parents didn't have a backup son.
  156. >>
  157. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)22:00:56 No.26296456>>26296504
  158. File: 00584.png (82 KB, 280x280)
  159. 82 KB
  160. >>26296420
  161. backup waifu
  162. >>
  163. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)22:02:26 No.26296476
  164. File: Anon, I don't mind you ta(...).png (142 KB, 483x500)
  165. 142 KB
  166. >>26296083 (OP)
  167. >"Anon... Isn't there anything else you could be doing?"
  168. >>
  169. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)22:02:58 No.26296482>>26296547
  170. File: 1449718813929.gif (62 KB, 360x360)
  171. 62 KB
  172. >>26296445
  173. SAVAGE
  174. >>
  175. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)22:04:58 No.26296504>>26296528 >>26296553
  176. File: being the backup son.jpg (52 KB, 1280x720)
  177. 52 KB
  178. >>26296445
  179. >backup son
  180. Actually they do. I'm one of 7, 4 of which (including me) are male. Nice bantz, though.
  181. >>26296456
  182. Having just one waifu is a meme. :^)
  183. >>
  184. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)22:06:15 No.26296528
  185. >>26296504
  186. Nice damage control, faggot.
  187. >>
  188. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)22:07:45 No.26296547
  189. File: assblasted.gif (830 KB, 391x333)
  190. 830 KB
  191. >>26296482
  192. ANALLY DEVASTATED
  193. >>
  194. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)22:08:19 No.26296553>>26296565 >>26296574
  195. File: 1324614701001.png (20 KB, 241x230)
  196. 20 KB
  197. >>26296504
  198. you made it sound like you're one of 7 brothers and 4 of them are male
  199. you have some serious issues, anon
  200. >>
  201. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)22:09:23 No.26296565
  202. >>26296553
  203. >7 brothers
  204. >only 4 BROTHERS are male
  205. u wot?
  206. >>
  207. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)22:10:17 No.26296574>>26296594
  208. >>26296553
  209. Shit, yeah.
  210. 7 siblings, 4 of which are male, 3 of which are female. Better?
  211. I work as a writing tutor. I really should know better. I guess what they say about having 2 waifus is true.
  212. >>
  213. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)22:12:28 No.26296594>>26296610
  214. >>26296574
  215. >2 wafius is true
  216. No what they say about being a faggot is true.
  217. >>
  218. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)22:14:02 No.26296610>>26297835
  219. >>26296594
  220. W-what do they say about being a faggot?
  221. >>
  222. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)22:15:39 No.26296628>>26303593
  223. File: image.jpg (21 KB, 360x360)
  224. 21 KB
  225. She'd say I need more chaos in my life, that I need to stop being so normal an have some fun besides just video games.
  226. >>
  227. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)22:18:10 No.26296657
  228. File: mlfw10525-1387643319165.gif (266 KB, 462x463)
  229. 266 KB
  230. >>26296420
  231. When your waifu is daifu, get a new laifu with the brand new back-up waifu, comes with additional books and hand-holding
  232. >>
  233. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)22:21:12 No.26296692
  234. File: 664524__safe_solo_twiligh(...).png (310 KB, 750x844)
  235. 310 KB
  236. >>26296083 (OP)
  237. >"What are we going to learn or read today? I hope it's something exciting!"
  238. >"Stopping being so lazy!"
  239. When I'm not just laying around doing nothing I'm quite productive learning new things or reading/playing a good book/game.
  240. >>
  241. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)22:24:52 No.26296739
  242. File: 1448838751199.gif (2.06 MB, 545x593)
  243. 2.06 MB
  244. >>26296083 (OP)
  245. >"Oooooommmmmmmm... NEEEIIIGHGHHGHGHGHHG"
  246. >>
  247. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)23:44:28 No.26297798
  248. File: tree_hugger__vector__by_d(...).png (260 KB, 1024x1336)
  249. 260 KB
  250. >>26296083 (OP)
  251. >"Can I like barrow 5 bits man?"
  252. >>
  253. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)23:47:50 No.26297835>>26297905
  254. >>26296610
  255. That it always happens to the ones born on the night of a new moon.
  256. >>
  257. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)23:53:03 No.26297905>>26297915
  258. >>26297835
  259. Wolfram Alpha says I wasn't born on a New Moon.
  260. Sadly, I think all the evidence in this thread has proved me a faggot anyway.
  261. >>
  262. Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)23:54:13 No.26297915
  263. File: does this prove it?.png (18 KB, 620x218)
  264. 18 KB
  265. >>26297905
  266. Shit, forgot pic.
  267. >>
  268. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)00:00:26 No.26297996
  269. File: 1409500838640.png (361 KB, 1280x720)
  270. 361 KB
  271. >>26296083 (OP)
  272. She'd want me to write more, since it's what I love to do but I do it so sporadically it's hard to say I love it most.
  273. Other than that, I'm finally living life after 5 or so years of nothing. I think she'd be happy to hear that.
  274. >>
  275. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)00:53:58 No.26298665
  276. >this is going to kill you, anon
  277. >>
  278. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)00:58:59 No.26298721
  279. File: image.gif (39 KB, 212x210)
  280. 39 KB
  281. >>26296083 (OP)
  282. Come on! You can do better than that! Just remember to do it with a smile and have fun!
  283. >>
  284. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)01:01:10 No.26298749>>26298768
  285. File: angry_rainbow_dash_by_uxy(...).png (166 KB, 900x999)
  286. 166 KB
  287. >"Get up off your ass and get a job, Anon, or we're through!"
  288. >>
  289. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)01:02:57 No.26298768>>26298800
  290. File: sad.png (103 KB, 1000x700)
  291. 103 KB
  292. >>26298749
  293. >"Why are you so miserable anon? Why can't I make you happy, you never smile"
  294. >>
  295. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)01:04:11 No.26298780
  296. File: image.png (224 KB, 600x1216)
  297. 224 KB
  298. >Anon, stop eating all the lasagna.
  299. "Mmph?"
  300. >>
  301. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)01:05:49 No.26298800>>26298812
  302. >>26298768
  303. such is life
  304. >>
  305. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)01:06:33 No.26298812
  306. >>26298800
  307. Little did she know it was my plan all along to get her attention.
  308. >>
  309. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)01:06:55 No.26298820
  310. File: WakeUpAnon.gif (69 KB, 547x426)
  311. 69 KB
  312. >"Anon, get up... please"
  313. >>
  314. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)01:22:16 No.26298986>>26309010
  315. File: 1033522__safe_solo_upvote(...).png (182 KB, 1342x1340)
  316. 182 KB
  317. >"I know how bad it can feel to be depressed, Anon; I've sat and felt like things would never get better. But I know you'd feel much better if you had more activity in your life, and did more musically. I'd love to see you happier, do it for me!
  318. >>
  319. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)01:51:49 No.26299377>>26300848
  320. File: Trixie2696625.png (275 KB, 811x676)
  321. 275 KB
  322. >"Him? Oh, nevermind. He's just garbage, trash that has no will to live. What? Yes, of course I tried! But he don't really care. He is simply... crestfallen."
  323. >>
  324. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)01:56:42 No.26299436
  325. File: 1451752124935.png (509 KB, 922x953)
  326. 509 KB
  327. "w-why are you so sad all the time, sweetie? D-Don't you still love me?"
  328. >>
  329. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)03:22:21 No.26300519
  330. bump
  331. >>
  332. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)03:50:28 No.26300848
  333. >>26299377
  334. SiE, is that you?
  335. >>
  336. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)04:12:03 No.26301094
  337. File: 1448847407981.jpg (83 KB, 640x473)
  338. 83 KB
  339. >>26296445
  340. PINKIE GOING SAVAGE ON A NIGGA
  341. >>
  342. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)04:15:48 No.26301134
  343. File: 1422267186791.png (294 KB, 1068x1600)
  344. 294 KB
  345. >>26296083 (OP)
  346. >depressed chain smoking faggot working shit job
  347. >only things keeping me alive is mom, weed, and the ride
  348. >hfw
  349. >>
  350. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)04:35:40 No.26301408
  351. File: Damn Son.png (633 KB, 531x800)
  352. 633 KB
  353. >looks dejected
  354. >"What d'ya mean you're gettin' tired of the farm work and gettin' a real job?"
  355. >>
  356. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)06:37:48 No.26302913
  357. File: 1438375631393.png (50 KB, 238x311)
  358. 50 KB
  359. >Your garbage bag hasn't been replaced in weeks
  360. >This room smells of death
  361. >Why are there so many pistachio shells everywhere?
  362. its obvious she'd drop me like a damn rock.
  363. >>
  364. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)06:39:32 No.26302935>>26302944 >>26302993
  365. File: image.jpg (86 KB, 720x720)
  366. 86 KB
  367. Are you still spending hundreds of dollars on plastic army men anon?
  368. >>
  369. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)06:40:27 No.26302944
  370. >>26302935
  371. mm-maybe.
  372. >>
  373. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)06:45:23 No.26302993>>26303468
  374. File: image.jpg (396 KB, 1226x1024)
  375. 396 KB
  376. >>26302935
  377. N-no!
  378. >>
  379. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)07:19:18 No.26303416>>26303479
  380. >>26296220
  381. Rainbow dash has a job.
  382. >>
  383. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)07:23:24 No.26303468
  384. File: 1416166308610.png (74 KB, 255x191)
  385. 74 KB
  386. >>26302993
  387. >no flamers
  388. >>
  389. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)07:24:37 No.26303479>>26303561
  390. >>26303416
  391. sucking cock, and sleeping on clouds isn't a job faggot. Neither is having rich parents.
  392. >>
  393. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)07:30:08 No.26303548
  394. File: 1445222047490.png (803 KB, 1280x720)
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  396. Are you on 4chan again anon? I understand. Where I come from, I had to pretend to be someone I'm not all the time. Those strangers probably wouldn't like me very much if they new who I really was.
  397. >>
  398. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)07:31:11 No.26303561>>26303776
  399. >>26303479
  400. She's part of the weather control team retard.
  401. >>
  402. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)07:34:13 No.26303593>>26307014
  403. >>26296628
  404. Holy shit, a screwballfag. That's a hell of a rare sight.
  405. >>
  406. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)07:49:36 No.26303776
  407. >>26303561
  408. And I was part of the color guard in highschool faggot, that don't mean it was a job.
  409. >>
  410. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)11:42:41 No.26305362>>26305868 >>26308313 >>26315051
  411. File: 142362947923.jpg (85 KB, 1000x1000)
  412. 85 KB
  413. >>26296083 (OP)
  414. I'm so proud of you. I love you so much. I know it's hard now, but be strong, keep going. Just a little more, a little deeper; we'll be together in Equestria soon, my love.
  415. >>
  416. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)13:52:29 No.26305868>>26306130
  417. >>26305362
  418. Wewlad.
  419. >>
  420. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)14:45:51 No.26306130>>26306316
  421. File: 1442184201973.jpg (87 KB, 1280x720)
  422. 87 KB
  423. >>26305868
  424. Laugh now if you're the kind of person so inclined. When she's in my arms, and I'm in her hooves, all will be right with the multiverse.
  425. >>
  426. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)14:53:38 No.26306171
  427. File: image.png (648 KB, 1600x1300)
  428. 648 KB
  429. >>26296083 (OP)
  430. She'd say that she wished I would have stayed in college.
  431. >>
  432. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)15:06:17 No.26306221>>26312571
  433. File: Spoiler Image (459 KB, 1029x1029)
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  435. She's probably be fine with playing video games and tabletop games together and taking long walks.
  436. >>
  437. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)15:08:25 No.26306232
  438. File: chuckle.gif (1.3 MB, 484x461)
  439. 1.3 MB
  440. I'm certain that the moment I'm aware of her existence I would change my lifestyle to suit her, but if she made these observations without my knowledge she would probably be willing me to be more active and outdoorsy.
  441. >>
  442. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)15:23:44 No.26306316>>26306473
  443. >>26306130
  444. Godspeed friend.
  445. One day we'll all get to our own Equestria, and it will be glorious.
  446. >>
  447. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)15:45:54 No.26306442
  448. >"who's that shitskin Jessica parker lookin bint you've been assgrabin? You cheating on me ye count?"
  449. >>
  450. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)15:51:48 No.26306473
  451. File: 1443633577597.jpg (1.01 MB, 2000x1781)
  452. 1.01 MB
  453. >>26306316
  454. Thank you, Anon. Your kindness is appreciated. I know you're right, of course. But it's such a long time to suffer, and there is so much wrong with this world.
  455. But she didn't give up. Not once. Not when she and Celestia had their falling out, not when Twilight came to get her crown, not when the other students refused to believe she'd changed, not when the Dazzlings, or the Shadowbolts, or the..... Well, too many to name, especially when you consider all of her adventures that haven't made it to the screen. She NEVER gave up.
  456. I'll try to be like her, my shining light in the dark void of this hell. In the end we'll find each other, and happiness. I know it.
  457. May you find happiness too, Anon.
  458. >>
  459. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)16:56:06 No.26306942
  460. bump
  461. >>
  462. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)17:03:26 No.26307014
  463. >>26303593
  464. Yup, potentially the only one on the board.
  465. >>
  466. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)17:52:04 No.26307375
  467. File: 1385789757228.png (1.18 MB, 4968x5000)
  468. 1.18 MB
  469. >>26296083 (OP)
  470. >>
  471. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)19:46:13 No.26308313
  472. >>26305362
  473. She wouldn't want you to hurt yourself, Anon. She loves you.
  474. >>
  475. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)20:37:20 No.26308940
  476. File: 1431971193621.jpg (3.22 MB, 2412x2833)
  477. 3.22 MB
  478. >>26296083 (OP)
  479. >"Anon?"
  480. "Yea?"
  481. >"Can I ask you something?"
  482. "Twilight..."
  483. >"I just wanted to say that I'm really glad that you've found so many good friends..."
  484. "But..."
  485. >"Why are all of them so far away?"
  486. "That's just the way it happened, Twilight."
  487. >"But that's so sad! Even if you wanted to go spend time with them you would have to drive hours to see them, and that's even if they're on the same continent as you!"
  488. "Twilight, it's Ok."
  489. >"No it isn't, Anon! Don't pretend it is!"
  490. "..."
  491. >"When you told me about how many friends you had online I was really happy for you, and I still am, but how do you even manage to deal with everything when you can never see them in person?!"
  492. "Twilight..."
  493. >"Even if you can 'see' them sometimes, it's not the same as being next to them and sharing a room with them!"
  494. "Twi..."
  495. >"I mean, you can't even reach out and touch them, and I know that doesn't sound like much, but it is!"
  496. "..."
  497. >"Even if you do have so many good friends, I can't understand how you don't get lonely."
  498. "Please..."
  499. >"Anon? Wait..."
  500. >"Oh..."
  501. >"I'm so sorry, Anon..."
  502. "It's Ok, Twilight. Really."
  503. >"I'll be there soon, Ok? Don't worry about it."
  504. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8 [Embed]
  505. >>
  506. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)20:43:42 No.26309010
  507. File: 1445449975249.jpg (93 KB, 1000x800)
  508. 93 KB
  509. >>26298986
  510. Lyra would make such a good wife. She'd always be optimistic and help you to get happy. And always want to cuddle.
  511. >>
  512. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)22:01:19 No.26309814>>26312793
  513. >>26296270
  514. What kind of music?
  515. >>
  516. Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)23:14:32 No.26310650>>26311605
  517. >>26296083 (OP)
  518. She would probably be disappointed in my ass.
  519. >>
  520. Anonymous 02/01/16(Mon)00:37:03 No.26311605
  521. >>26310650
  522. But who is your waifu?
  523. >>
  524. Anonymous 02/01/16(Mon)01:24:00 No.26312180
  525. Bump.
  526. >>
  527. Anonymous 02/01/16(Mon)01:55:21 No.26312571>>26312804
  528. File: Katawa pone Rin 3.jpg (91 KB, 999x799)
  529. 91 KB
  530. >>26306221
  531. Hanako is such an entry level waifu.
  532. Get on my level.
  533. Even if she isn't my waifu any more...
  534. >>
  535. Anonymous 02/01/16(Mon)02:12:37 No.26312793
  536. File: OctaviaStare.png (41 KB, 200x374)
  537. 41 KB
  538. >>26309814
  539. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D7z8KgddRc [Embed]
  540. shit like this mostly, in terms of what I listen to and what I play.
  541. >>
  542. Anonymous 02/01/16(Mon)02:13:34 No.26312804
  543. >>26312571
  544. >waifuing someone who has fallen in love with and had sex with someone else (the protagonist)
  545. It's just asking for pain, unless there's some kind of secret trick I still haven't picked up on after all these years
  546. >>
  547. Anonymous 02/01/16(Mon)02:25:20 No.26312989
  548. File: rarara4.png (141 KB, 422x367)
  549. 141 KB
  550. "You look like the filth of the earth, and those clothes, goodness! Here have some bits and buy somethig nice."
  551. >>
  552. Anonymous 02/01/16(Mon)02:34:43 No.26313123
  553. File: 1412486428903.gif (634 KB, 534x517)
  554. 634 KB
  555. >>26296083 (OP)
  556. >A small whiteboard smacks you in the back of the head.
  557. "OW! What the hell?"
  558. >You turn around and pick the offending object out of a light blue aura.
  559. >The plastic rectangle has a long scribble of insults on it coupled with 'Your music a shit'.
  560. >The tirade was punctuated by a doodle of a pony sticking her tongue out at you.
  561. >You wipe it away with an elbow and sketch out a better quality picture.
  562. >The same pony sticking out her tongue.
  563. >You even get fancy, throwing in a simple background and massive speakers to either side of her.
  564. >Spinning it back around you stick out your own tongue.
  565. "Your art a shit. Go make some music for me to listen to."
  566. >The whiteboard smacks you on the forehead with significantly less force than before.
  567. >>
  568. Anonymous 02/01/16(Mon)03:45:00 No.26314310
  569. File: alicorn_twilight_in_socks(...).png (315 KB, 1600x1440)
  570. 315 KB
  571. she'd be happy with me going to university and having so many books but would smack me with them for not being studious enough
  572. >>
  573. Anonymous 02/01/16(Mon)04:39:37 No.26315051
  574. >>26305362
  575. Edgy
  576. >>
  577. Anonymous 02/01/16(Mon)05:05:32 No.26315395
  578. the feel is too strong
  579. >>
  580. Anonymous 02/01/16(Mon)09:20:12 No.26317284>>26317292
  581. She'd probably tell me to get off my ass and do something for my self and to stop sulking around, telling myself that not talented, even though im not. Or at least dick around in sports with her. I wouldn't mind picking up b-ball again, I'd be incredibly rusty though. Even though after highschool tryouts, freshman year, crushed my dreams and made me drop basketball forvever
  582. >>
  583. Anonymous 02/01/16(Mon)09:22:06 No.26317292
  584. File: 1451273338719.gif (1.05 MB, 354x391)
  585. 1.05 MB
  586. >>26317284
  587. Forgot pic of waif
  588. >>
  589. Anonymous 02/01/16(Mon)10:02:03 No.26317433>>26318430
  590. File: 1384652548264.gif (1.16 MB, 300x342)
  591. 1.16 MB
  592. >prompt is about what your waifu would say
  593. >people thinking they'd respond as if they loved you
  594. She's your waifu.
  595. You're not her husbando.
  596. >>
  597. Anonymous 02/01/16(Mon)11:16:28 No.26317676>>26317724
  598. File: feel the pc.jpg (8 KB, 231x222)
  599. 8 KB
  600. Asked my tulpa this question, she answered:
  601. "You should stop judging yourself for everything you do with good intensions."
  602. >>
  603. Anonymous 02/01/16(Mon)11:18:08 No.26317683
  604. >>26296083 (OP)
  605. "I-it will be ok, Anon. I'm sure you can find work eventually"
  606. >>
  607. Anonymous 02/01/16(Mon)11:28:14 No.26317712
  608. File: 1454222075069.png (202 KB, 750x850)
  609. 202 KB
  610. ''Chill faggot, and get me some cheetos''
  611. >>
  612. Anonymous 02/01/16(Mon)11:31:38 No.26317724>>26317727
  613. File: Swkotor2_2014-12-31_17-05(...).png (578 KB, 669x678)
  614. 578 KB
  615. >>26317676
  616. >"You should stop judging yourself for everything you do with good intentions."
  617. that's actually rather sage, but kreia might think differently
  618. >>
  619. Anonymous 02/01/16(Mon)11:32:42 No.26317727
  620. >>26317724
  621. Kreia had such a stiffy for what she wanted that her confirmation bias blinded her to everything around her.
  622. >>
  623. Anonymous 02/01/16(Mon)11:35:14 No.26317733>>26317783
  624. File: 1397712740786.png (711 KB, 800x961)
  625. 711 KB
  626. >>26296083 (OP)
  627. "Why don't you have any friends Anon?"
  628. "Why aren't you working on that report that's due tomorrow, Anon?"
  629. >>
  630. Anonymous 02/01/16(Mon)11:40:31 No.26317740
  631. File: 1453607271229.png (102 KB, 313x500)
  632. 102 KB
  633. >>26296083 (OP)
  634. >I will fucking cut your dick off if you jerk it to that cheap whore rarity again
  635. >oh and by the way, have you made any friends today?
  636. >>
  637. Anonymous 02/01/16(Mon)11:54:46 No.26317783>>26317802
  638. >>26317733
  639. >implying that report isn't a group effort and I'm not just waiting for them to send in their parts
  640. >implying i haven't already done their parts because you cant rely on other people to do shit
  641. >>
  642. Anonymous 02/01/16(Mon)12:01:01 No.26317802>>26317865
  643. >>26317783
  644. Alright, Anon I get, YOU HAVE A HUGE DICK! Now can we please move on?
  645. >>
  646. Anonymous 02/01/16(Mon)12:23:29 No.26317865
  647. >>26317802
  648. NO I don't think you understand. My dick is FUCKING HUGE NIGGER!
  649. JUST CALL ME TYRONE BECAUSE IT'S THICK LIKE A NIGGER LICKING BRICK!
  650. >>
  651. Anonymous 02/01/16(Mon)12:28:36 No.26317883
  652. File: 1452491397115.jpg (86 KB, 782x475)
  653. 86 KB
  654. ur preddy gud :DDDD
  655. >>
  656. Anonymous 02/01/16(Mon)15:21:58 No.26318430
  657. File: sunny.png (844 KB, 720x960)
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  659. >>26317433
  660. Shows what you know, nigger.
  661. >>
  662. Anonymous 02/01/16(Mon)19:08:13 No.26319862
  663. rip
  664. >>
  665. Anonymous 02/01/16(Mon)19:13:44 No.26319898
  666. >>26296445
  667. Holy shit that guy is ok?