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  4. <title>RETARD</title>
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  17. <h1>Kill yourself!</h1>
  18. <h2>You're not going to do it?</h2>
  19. <p>Well fuck you! Enjoy suffering your existence. It's fucking retarded how you think you'll cope through YOUR miserable life. You know, it won't be so miserable if you just kill yourself right?</p>
  20. <img src="hatsune-miku-dance-1400294320.gif" alt="miku">
  21. <p>Here is Hatsune Miku cheerinng for you to boost your motivation to end everything.</p>
  22. <h2>Reasons </h2>
  23. <p>I will be listing on why it's necessary to do it:</p>
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  26. <li> Everyone hates you</li>
  27. <li> You're annoying</li>
  28. <li> You lack social cues</li>
  29. <li> You make people lose their appetite easily</li>
  30. <li> You weigh over the average size of your height</li>
  31. <li> Incapable of love</li>
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  35. <h1>Thank you for visiting!</h1>
  36. <p>I appericate taking your time, it really shows how suicidal you are! It tells me that you have been questioning yourself wether if you should do it or not. Anyways, if you're still in doubt after reading this, there must be something wrong with you. You should finish the job before you make other people's life miserable.</p>
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