Europe sucks, but you probably:

- Won't get shot by a cop during usual car check.
- Won't get shot by a gangster when you get lost in a city.
- Won't get shot by your neighbour for stepping on their property.
- Won't get shot by a redneck who thought you were bigfoot.
- Won't get shot in school.
- Won't get shot if you're selling things at gas station.
- Won't end up in huge debt for getting education.
- Won't go to jail for accidentally touching a woman on the subway.
- Won't go to jail for holding door open for a woman.
- Won't go to jail for using a wrong pronoun.
- Won't get raped to death even if you end up in jail.
- Won't get sued for $1M for touching a pedestrian with your car.
- Won't randomly get accused of and bullied for being a "sexual predator".
- Won't get your art censored because it doesn't portray enough minorities.
- Won't get legally executed by the government.
- Won't get killed by angry mob.
- Won't be randomly visited by a SWAT team in your house.
- Won't be ruled by only one or two parties.
- Won't get so fat you won't be able to move, nor starve to death.
- Won't get killed by a tornado, tsunami, earthquake or wild animal.
- Won't be forced to live your life as constant war with others.
- Will be able to watch movies on TV with no commercials.
- Will get help from state when you're in trouble.
- Will get medical help even if you're not rich.
