What if I told you I can accurately predict the stock market? Or weather. Or
election results. Yes, I can.

I can for example correctly predict if Donal Trump will win the 2024 US
presidential election. Let me do that:

Donald Trump will win the 2024 US presidential election.

OK, now let me make one more prediction:

Donald Trump will NOT win the 2024 US presidential election.

So here, I've made a correct prediction. It's one of the two. I don't know which
one, but one is 100% correct and you've heard it from me.

So next time you read "this guy predicted the Internet in middle ages", just
shut up and be glad I don't kill you.
