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  1. - DON’T PANIC
  2. - Space… is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly hugely mindbogglingly big it is…
  3. - Oh dear you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you alright?
  4. - Oh no, not again.
  5. - There was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine. Now concentrate!
  6. - WE APOLOGISE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE
  7. - There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind.