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- C H A P T E R 1 O F T H E H O O P Z B A R K L E Y S A G A
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- BARKLEY, SHUT UP AND JAM: GAIDEN, CHAPTER 1 OF THE HOOPZ BARKLEY SAGA
- ---------------------------------------------------------------------
- FAQ/Walkthrough
- Copyright (c)2008-2013 DomZ Ninja
- ==============================================================================
- Author: DomZ Ninja
- E-mail: domzninja[at]hotmail[dot]com
- Updated: 03/26/13
- Version: 1.0
- NOTE: This guide does contain spoilers!
- ______________________________________________________________________________
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- TABLE OF CONTENTS
- ==============================================================================
- See that series of numbers to the right of each section? If you want to find
- a specific section in the FAQ, press CTRL + F to open a search box. Type in
- the series of numbers for the desired section that you're trying to find and
- press Enter. Whabam! The search function will take you there in an instant.
- [1] VERSION HISTORY.................................................. [0100]
- [2] CONTROLS......................................................... [0200]
- [3] CHARACTERS....................................................... [0300]
- [4] WALKTHROUGH...................................................... [0400]
- Barkley's Apartment............................................. [0401]
- Neo New York.................................................... [0402]
- B-Ball Catacombs................................................ [0403]
- Neo New York Sewers............................................. [0404]
- Cesspool X...................................................... [0405]
- Neo New York.................................................... [0406]
- Neo New York Sewers............................................. [0407]
- Proto Neo New York.............................................. [0408]
- Spalding Factory................................................ [0409]
- Proto Neo New York.............................................. [0410]
- Underground Railroad............................................ [0411]
- Liberty Island Ferry............................................ [0412]
- Liberty Island.................................................. [0413]
- Barren Outskirts................................................ [0414]
- Cuchulainn's Tomb............................................... [0415]
- Barren Outskirts................................................ [0416]
- Necron 5........................................................ [0417]
- [5] SIDEQUESTS....................................................... [0500]
- Dikembe Mutombo's Tomb.......................................... [0501]
- Chup Mines...................................................... [0502]
- Ghastly Darklord................................................ [0503]
- B-Ball Dimension................................................ [0504]
- Deathtemple..................................................... [0505]
- [6] BOSSES........................................................... [0600]
- [7] EQUIPMENT........................................................ [0700]
- Weapons......................................................... [0701]
- Armor........................................................... [0702]
- Bling........................................................... [0703]
- [8] ITEMS............................................................ [0800]
- [9] THANKS/CREDITS................................................... [0900]
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- [1] VERSION HISTORY [0100]
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- FAQ/Walkthrough #25
- -------------------
- Version 1.0 (02/14/08) - FAQ/Walkthrough complete and submitted.
- ______________________________________________________________________________
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- [2] CONTROLS [0200]
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- .-----------------------------.----------------------------------------------.
- | Arrow Keys | Move |
- |-----------------------------|----------------------------------------------|
- | Z | Interact |
- |-----------------------------|----------------------------------------------|
- | X | Cancel, Run (Hold) |
- |-----------------------------|----------------------------------------------|
- | C | Open Menu |
- '-----------------------------'----------------------------------------------'
- Phew! I think you should be able to handle those controls.
- ______________________________________________________________________________
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- [3] CHARACTERS [0300]
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- CHARLES BARKLEY
- ==============================================================================
- One of the few surviving b-ballers from The Great B-Ball Purge, Charles
- Barkley has been living a life of solitude ever since the tragic event in
- 2041. Now that basketball is forbidden, Barkley has been very depressed and
- confused as ever. What lies in his future?
- --- SPELLS -------------------------------------------------------------------
- Doubleteam - Barkley's default ability can hit multiple times on one target.
- Costs 10 BP to use.
- Showboat Jam - This spell not only damaged a single enemy, but you will also
- gain a boost in a random attribute. Costs 20 BP to use.
- Learned at Level 2.
- Vampslam - Barkley will leap in the air and slam down on a foe, sapping their
- VP as he gains some back. Costs 10 BP to use. Learned at Level 4.
- Holy Jam - This very powerful spell is only acquired after beating Dikembe
- Mutumbo in his secret tomb. Costs 35 BP to use.
- Ghost Muscle - This ability can be used to raise Barkley's BRAIN and POWER.
- It's learned after defeating Ghost Dad. Costs 5 BP to use.
- ==============================================================================
- BALTHIOS
- ==============================================================================
- Balthios is the octaroon great grandson of Lebron James. He is a very wise,
- old man and one of the last zaubermancers. Balthios is a friend of Barkley and
- Hoopz, but never likes to talk about himself. Not much is really known about
- Balthios.
- --- SPELLS -------------------------------------------------------------------
- Fire Zauber - When used, this default ability will lower a single enemy's
- POWER for a short peroid of time. Costs 5 BP to use.
- Ice Zauber - The powerful ability will deal great damage to a solo enemy.
- Costs 20 BP to use.
- Water Zauber - Use this spell to inflict Glaucoma and Diabetes on a group of
- enemies. Costs 10 BP to use. Learned at Level 3.
- Wind Zauber - Attacks a group of foes with wind, then ends the attack with a
- powerful slash. Costs 25 BP to use. Learned at Level 3.
- Thunder Zauber - This multiple-hit attack will damage one enemy. Costs 25 BP
- to use. Learned at Level 4.
- Muscle Zauber - This spell can lower several stats of one enemy. Costs 20 BP
- to use. Learned at Level 5.
- Snail Zauber - Learned when acquiring the Snail Zauber, the attack greatly
- decreases the SPEED of an enemy. Costs 10 BP to use.
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- CYBERDWARF
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- Cyberdwarf was once a normal dwarf from a faraway planet. As he was circling
- earth's atmosphere, his ship crashed onto the planet, resulting in a near-
- death experience. As a result, Cyberdwarf's skin is now of the same material
- used to make b-balls! He is a wise soul who was friends with Lebron James.
- --- SPELLS -------------------------------------------------------------------
- Insulin Shot - The default ability heals one party member and also cures them
- of Diabetes. Costs 5 BP to use.
- Dwarven Touch - Cyberdwarf will heal one's VP by half and randomly increases
- one of their stats. Costs 10 BP to use.
- Dwarf Knowledge - This spell will fully heal a party member's VP and cures
- them of all status effects. Costs 15 BP to use.
- Glaucoma Prayer - Heals the entire party of Glaucoma. Costs 5 BP to use.
- Learned at Level 5.
- Dwarf Caress - It will replenish the entire party's VP by 66%. Costs 20 BP to
- use. Learned at Level 6.
- Chaff Grenade - Inspect Jenkins' corpse on Liberty Island to get his spell.
- It will not only deal damage to an enemy, but it also lowers
- their GUARD. Costs 10 BP to use.
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- HOOPZ BARKLEY
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- Hoopz is Charles Barkley's son and an aspiring b-ball player. That's a tough
- thing to handle considering how it is banned worldwide, but Hoopz still
- practices day in and day out. He is basically your stereotypical loving and
- obedient son who has many goals for the future.
- --- SPELLS -------------------------------------------------------------------
- Gun's Slay - Hoopz's default attack can deal a moderate amount of damage to
- one target. Costs 10 BP to use.
- Bulletdance - The second default attack has the ability to attack multiple
- enemies at once. Costs 10 BP to use.
- Status Shot - This default spell will inflict Diabetes on one enemy. Costs 10
- BP to use.
- TrickGun Assault - A much more powerful attack that can deal loads of damage
- on a solo target. Costs 30 BP to use. Learned at Level 6.
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- [4] WALKTHROUGH [0400]
- ==============================================================================
- You will start off with the opening cinema. Charles Barkley reminisces of the
- events in 2041. He and Balthios talk about how bleak the future is for Neo New
- York while Hoopz practices his b-ball skills. Balthios leaves just as Michael
- Jordan enters Barkley's apartment. Jordan and Barkley scuffle, and he leaves.
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- BARKLEY'S APARTMENT [0401]
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- Enemies: None
- Items: Ecto Cooler
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- You will take control of Charles Barkley as he sets out to get some medicine.
- However, stick inside his apartment for a bit. Walk into the kitchen and
- inspect the oven for an Ecto Cooler. Go south to reach the foyer. Descend the
- stairs and talk to Gus to learn more about Michael Jordan.
- He now goes by the name "Inspector Jordan". After b-ball was banned, Jordan
- was the first to join the B-ball Removal Department. So he's basically a
- filthy cop now. And he used to be such a good role model. Anyways, exit your
- apartment to reach the streets of Neo New York.
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- NEO NEW YORK [0402]
- ==============================================================================
- Enemies: None
- Items: Ecto Cooler x4, Steroid x3, Tobacco x2
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- o-------------------------------o Talk to the bum wandering around for
- | - SHOP - | pretty hilarious results. Speak to the
- o-------------------------------o throbbing gas pump to the right of the
- | Volleyball................100 | apartment to save your game. Go west to
- | Wrist Brace................70 | the next area and talk to the woman to
- | Jersey.....................55 | learn more about The Great B-Ball Purge
- | Bapes......................22 | and why Charles Barkley isn't exactly
- | Sunglasses.................18 | thrilled to be a part of the city. Enter
- | Backwards Cap..............15 | the building next to her (press Z next to
- o-------------------------------o the door) to enter Chin's Store. Talk to
- Chin to receive the goods: five Ecto
- Coolers, three Steroids, and two Tobaccos. Exit the store and move south past
- the soldier. Talk to the punk with the red mohawk if you wish to buy any Ecto
- Coolers. The dealer below will sell you Chups for some dough.
- However, go south through the parking lot and talk to the Pusher-Man. He has a
- lot of stuff in store for you, so you may want to pick up the Jersey and the
- Volleyball; both will raise your POWER and GUARD a lot. As for the third
- equipment, you can go with anything; I went for the Bapes.
- Return to the street near Chin's Store and walk to the left. If you wish to
- access a hidden area late in the game, then DO NOT give the little kid near
- the chuch a Neo-Shekel. Enter the church and speak to the priest, who just
- happens to Larry Bird. LMAO. Converse with Father Bird for a bit, then leave.
- Now that you're done with your errands, head back home. Barkley will start to
- see things from the past. Return to the apartment and save your game again.
- Charles passes out on the couch and just happens to miss an important news
- broadcast. Another Chaos Dunk was performed, destroying all of Manhattan.
- However, Charles Barkley is the only person who can perform such a move. He is
- awaken by the sound of Inspector Jordan and his platoon.
- Jordan is ready to arrest you on sight, but Barkley has other plans. The
- soldiers will attempt to tazer you, but you'll have to quickly press the key
- onscreen to avoid the attack. Get hit twice and you die. Avoid the first two
- soldiers to escape the room. Input another two buttons to finally flee the
- apartment.
- Avoid the group of soldiers outside the same way to move on. Dodge the next
- set, then continue down the alley. All of the button inputs are the same, so
- if you keep dying, all you need to do is memorize them. Barkley will be
- cornered in the alley and is ready to surrender, but a mysterious figure will
- aid him in his escape.
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- B-BALL CATACOMBS [0403]
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- Enemies: Ball Brain, Slam Spectre, Zomballer
- Items: B-Ball, Battlers Tome 1, Bapes, Battlers Tome 2, Battlers Tome 3,
- BBall Shard, BBall Tear x4, Chicken Dew x2, Ecto Cooler x2, Gatorade
- Gum, Jacket, Jersey, Protein Paste x5, Volleyball
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- o-------------------------------o The mysterious cloaked person turns out
- | - VENDING MACHINE - | to be the Ultimate Hellbane and joins
- o-------------------------------o your party. I suggest reading the three
- | BBall Tear................220 | Battler's Tomes to learn the basics of
- | BBall Juice...............125 | battling and all that junk. Save at the
- | Steroids..................100 | pump and move east to find your first
- | Tobacco...................100 | enemy. Battling is turn-based, but you
- | BBall Shard................90 | must do a lot more than sit back and
- | Ecto Cooler................66 | watch each attack. When in battle, read
- | Protein Paste..............23 | in the menu how to perform each move.
- | Insulin....................20 |
- | Chup.......................15 | Once the battle ends, continue to the
- o-------------------------------o right to reach a fork. Go south and head
- through the tunnel all the way to the
- Once the battle ends, continue to the right to reach a fork. Go south and
- left. Inspect the tombs of Patrick Ewing and Muggsy Bogues as well as THE b-
- ball to get a BBall Shard and two BBall Tears. Return to the grating to the
- right and walk across. Inspect the globe for yet another Space Jam reference.
- Inspect the next two tombs for two more BBall Tears. Move onto the next area.
- Ultimate Hellbane suggests that you should watch your steps on the grating.
- Make sure to walk (don't run!) across to reach the other side safely. Continue
- south down the hall to reach a large pool containing the last memories of more
- famous b-ballers. Barkley questions his decision to use the first Chaos Dunk,
- but nothing can be changed. Inspect the two wall panels on the north side of
- the room for a Jersey and a Volleyball.
- Go east to spot a statue of the Ultimate B-Ball. This Healing B-Ball can
- well... heal your VP and BP, so do so and continue on. Hellbane stops Barkley
- and feels the prescense of a ref. A ref that is trying to escape to the B-Ball
- Dimension. However, such a ghastly creature is evil, so get ready to jam!
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- BOSS: Dread Ref
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- Recommended Level: 2
- This boss is very easy and doesn't have too much health. Technical Foul can
- Foul one of your party members, and Knife Boot Face Gash can deal a lot of
- damage. Fortunately, many of the hits have a high chance of missing. You can
- use your various skills, but they aren't necessarily needed. Most powerful
- physical attacks, such as Barkley's Forward Jumper and Hellbane's Zauber Slash
- is enough to put him away after enough hits. Remember that you can use Ecto
- Coolers to refill your VP.
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- Continue through the tunnels after defeating the Dread Ref. If you inspect the
- wall panel past the boss battle, you will find five Protein Pastes. Open the
- nearby tomb, Kobe Bryant will attack. He isn't too tough, so use physical
- attacks to put away the legend.
- After Barkley cries about destroying his former friend and b-ball star,
- proceed north to reach a pump and a vending machine. Open the wall panel next
- to the pump for Bapes. You can purchse some items from the vending machine; go
- with some Insulin and Chup. Once done window shopping, save at the pump.
- Walk to the left and take the first path leading south. Open the wall panel
- for two Chicken Dews and return to the tunnel. If you inspect the wall panel
- between the two tunnels, you will find a Jacket. Now take the second path to
- find a sliding tile puzzle. Sliding tile puzzles suck, but the solution for
- the tile puzzle is:
- Right, Right, Down, Left, Left, Down, Right, Right, Up, Up, Left, Left
- Once the puzzle is complete, you will earn a Gatorade Gum. If for some reason
- you mess up, just leave and reenter the area to reset the tiles. Go north back
- to the main tunnel and move west. Open the wall panel for three Ecto Coolers
- and turn back; there is nothing valuable further on. Return to the vending
- machine and stock up on any more goods you need (make sure you have some
- Tobacco and Ecto Coolers if you're all out) and save again.
- Proceed north to the tomb of Lebron James as the Ultimate Hellbane reveals
- himself to be Balthios! Lebron's ghost tells Barkley of B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S
- and they may be using the Ultimate B-Ball (y' know, the one from Space Jam)
- for evil intentions. Before fading away, James tells Barkley to find
- Cyberdwarf, whoever (or whatever) that is. After the ghost disappears, another
- evil monster comes to crash our party.
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- BOSS: BBall Monster
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- Recommended Level: 3
- The BBall Monster is certainly tougher than the Dread Ref from before. His
- attacks are very strong, especially against Baltheos. His Ball Punch can deal
- around 95 damage to Baltheos! His Juke Spinner attack can hit several times
- between both party members, dealiing around 20 damage a pop. BBall Twister is
- another strong attack that deals around 50 damage in one hit.
- The key to winning is to guard and lower the BBall Monster's POWER. Use
- Baltheos's Flame Zauber has the ability to lower its POWER, so use the attack
- when you get a chance. The monster can use Brace Onself, which will raise its
- POWER, so definitely use Flame Zauber if it uses the ability. Once it is
- weakened, unleash your greatest attacks, such as Ice Zauber and Barkley's
- Showboat Jam. Maintain your VP and occasionally guard to lower the chance of
- getting pummeled by the BBall Monster. Not too tough of a fight when powerful
- attacks can deal 100-200 damage.
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- Once the battle comes to a close, you will obtain Lebron's sacred B-Ball. It
- is revealed that Cyberdwarf is an old friend of Lebron's, so it looks like we
- will have to search high and low for this guy. The duo leaves the catacombs.
- ==============================================================================
- NEO NEW YORK SEWERS [0404]
- ==============================================================================
- Enemies: Ball Droid, Ball Spider, Whistle
- Items: Chicken Dew, Ice Zauber
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- o-------------------------------o First off, make sure to equip the B-Ball
- | - VENDING MACHINE - | to Barkley to significantly increase his
- o-------------------------------o POWER. Walk forward, opening the chest on
- | Chicken Fry...............699 | the right for an Ice Zauber. Give it to
- | BBall Tear................220 | Baltheos immediately and move north to
- | Chicken Dew...............179 | find a vending machine and a pump. Talk
- | BBall Juice...............125 | to the odd robot near the pump and it'll
- | Steroids..................100 | join your party (at Level 3). This is
- | Tobacco...................100 | Vinceborg 2050, an android recreation of
- | BBall Shard................90 | Vince Carter. His stats are very good, so
- | Ecto Cooler................66 | you shouldn't have to worry about his
- | Fstone Mvitamin............25 | equipment or anything.
- | Protein Paste..............23 |
- | Insulin....................20 | If you need, stock up on Ecto Coolers or
- | Chup.......................15 | Tobacco. If you wish, you can grab a few
- | Alcohol....................10 | Alcohols or Fstone Mvitamins. Save at the
- o-------------------------------o gas pump and move north. You can test out
- Vinceborg in battle, and boy, he has some
- powerful attacks. His Eye Laser attack is awesome, since you can freely move
- between targets when the attack is under way. Defeat the enemies north of the
- vending machine and go up the ladder at the end.
- Pick up the Chicken Dew up here and climb back down. Return to the fork just
- past the vending machine and go east. Climb the next ladder at the end and
- continue through the tunnels to eventually reach Cesspool X.
- ==============================================================================
- CESSPOOL X [0405]
- ==============================================================================
- Enemies: None
- Items: Poem, Snail Zauber
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- o-------------------------------o Talk to the vulture (yeah, you read that
- | - SHOP - | right) to gain access to Cesspool X. Go
- o-------------------------------o forward to get stopped by a snail. He'll
- | Spiked B-Ball.............475 | give you a Poem in order to deliver it to
- | Dwarf Warhammer...........411 | the kitsune. The gang reads it and finds
- | Dwarf Pride...............208 | out that the poem is absolutely dreadful,
- | Time Zauber...............201 | so they decide to cut the snail a break
- | Referee Uniform...........175 | and revamp the whole thing. Of course,
- | Trenchcoat................156 | you don't have to, but you'll be missing
- | Thunder Zauber............154 | out on a great item. Save your game
- | Sweatband..................89 | at the pump north of the fox (don't talk
- | Ace Bandage................75 | to her yet). After saving, talk to the
- o-------------------------------o residents of Cesspool X. Some give you
- funny responses, like the guy who was
- o-------------------------------o surgically altered to look just like
- | - SHOP - | Huckleberry Hound and Yogi Bear.
- o-------------------------------o
- | Chicken Fry...............699 | The inn is next to Yogi Bear, so you can
- | BBall Tear................220 | pay up 25 Neo-Shekles if you wish to heal
- | Chicken Dew...............179 | up. The weapon shop is near the kitsune,
- | BBall Juice...............125 | so go inside and stock up on the goods. I
- | Steroids..................100 | suggest buying new equipment for Balthios
- | Tobacco...................100 | and Vinceborg. Pick up a Trenchcoat and
- | BBall Shard................90 | an Ace Bandage for Baltheos and a Spiked
- | Ecto Cooler................66 | B-Ball for Vinceborg. If you have enough
- | Fstone Mvitamin............25 | money left, then you can probably stock
- | Protein Paste..............23 | up Barkley's bling too. Remember that you
- | Insulin....................20 | should sell all old bling to get more
- | Chup.......................15 | money back.
- | Alcohol....................10 |
- o-------------------------------o Alright, now about that poem. Hopefully
- you chose to revamp the thing, since you
- can get a nice item if you do so. Speak the kitsune, J. Lindsay, to learn
- about her interests. After interviewing her, the gang retreats to the inn to
- write a halfway-decent poem. Baltheos's suggestions suck, but Vinceborg chimes
- in. Robots know nothing about love, so you should probably ditch his ideas. Or
- maybe not! Go with Vince's lines:
- "enjoys hunting small prey"
- "does not mind animal feces much"
- "and her friends in Cesspool X"
- Deliver the poem to J. Lindsay and she will love it. Score! The couple will
- leave and you will receive a Snail Zauber. Hopefully you followed Vince's
- advise. If not, then you will still get rewards. If you decide to give J.
- Lindsay the poem like it is, you will receive 600 Neo-Shekels. If you decide
- to screw it up with Baltheos's sappy lines and make the poem even worse,
- you'll only get 400. Still not too shabby.
- Alright, now we are ready to find Cyberdwarf. Save once again and enter his
- house, which is right next to the pump. Baltheos warns that he isn't the most
- attractive of folks, so try not to stare. I mean, his entire body is composed
- of b-balls...
- Cyberdwarf joins the party after agreeing to help find Hoopz. It's time to
- return to Neo New York again, so exit the house. Save your game and proceed
- north to the next area. Go to the left at the intersection to reach the city.
- NOTE: There is a secret dungeon inside of Cyberdwarf's house. I recommend
- that you go through the place, since you can get some new items and
- skills. Skip to Section 5.1 if you decide to take a trip there.
- If you managed to complete Dikembe Mutumbo's Tomb and got the Femur, then talk
- to the dog wandering around (the normal one, not the freaks). It will begin to
- talk and trade its Nikes for your Femur. Do so and equip it to a slow
- character to boost their SPEED by 14!
- ==============================================================================
- NEO NEW YORK [0406]
- ==============================================================================
- Enemies: None
- Items: None
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- Enter the church to the left. Michael Jordan is waiting for you with Hoopz.
- Father Larry has been brutally killed, and before the same can happen to
- Hoopz, he begins to pray to Clispaeth. Vinceborg freaks out and leaves your
- party to destroy "the one", who is apparently Hoopz! Time to fight whomever
- stands in our way, even if that happens to be Vinceborg!
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- BOSS: Michael Jordan, Vinceborg 2050
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- Recommended Level: 5
- Michael Jordan is fairly weak, so do everything in your power to take him out
- first. His Hurricane Shot can deal multiple shots to various party members and
- H-H-Head Shot can cut a nice chunk out of one party member's VP. If you have
- Holy Dunk, use it on Jordan to deal around 250 damage. Use Baltheos's Thunder
- Zauber and Cyberdwarf's physical attacks to take out Jordan in hopefully one
- or two rounds. He isn't much of a threat, but get him out of the way first.
- Once Michael Jordan is down for the count, it's just you and Vinceborg. Use
- Cyberdwarf to restore Barkley and Baltheos's BP and leave those two to the
- attacking. Like you know, Vince's Eye Laser attack can really hurt. Refractor
- Beam is equally as bad, but luckily those are his only two offensive attacks.
- He does have Recharge, which heals around 240 VP. Like always, lower his POWER
- with Flame Zauber and commence with the beatdown. This battle isn't exactly
- hard, but take note that Vinceborg has a lot of VP.
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- Jordan flees and is followed by Vinceborg 2050: B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S agent of
- death. Yeah, no more Vince Carter. In his dying words, Larry Bird apologizes
- to Charles. :( Anyways, the group retreats to Cyberdwarf's house.
- ==============================================================================
- NEO NEW YORK SEWERS [0407]
- ==============================================================================
- Enemies: Ball Droid, Ball Spider, Whistle
- Items: Chicken Dew, Facemask, Turkey Feather
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- o-------------------------------o The party talks and more info is learned,
- | - SHOP - | like how B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S killed
- o-------------------------------o Lebron James in order to harness the
- | Spiked B-Ball.............475 | power of the zaubers. The new mission is
- | Dwarf Warhammer...........411 | to create a new Ultimate B-Ball to
- | Time Zauber...............201 | counter the evil corporations, so we are
- | Steroids..................100 | headed off to the Spalding Factory to
- | BBall Shard................90 | find some answers.
- | Ecto Cooler................66 |
- o-------------------------------o Well, Hoopz has joined the party, so it's
- best that we rest here in Cesspool X for
- o-------------------------------o now. Heal at the inn and stock up on some
- | - VENDING MACINE - | bling for the kid. Give him a Referee
- o-------------------------------o Uniform and an Ace Bandage. Save your
- | Chicken Fry...............699 | game and when you try to leave to the
- | BBall Tear................220 | north, one of the townsfolks will give
- | Chicken Dew...............179 | you a Turkey Feather. Yay, a useless
- | BBall Juice...............125 | item! Stupid animal people. Exit and go
- | Steroids..................100 | to the right to reach the next area.
- | Tobacco...................100 |
- | BBall Shard................90 | Walk east until you reach a small path
- | Ecto Cooler................66 | leading north. Follow it and open the
- | Fstone Mvitamin............25 | chest at the end for a Facemask. This
- | Protein Paste..............23 | equipment greatly boosts GUARD, so I gave
- | Insulin....................20 | it to Hoopz. Walk around the perimeter of
- | Chup.......................15 | the area. There is a ladder at the botoom
- | Alcohol....................10 | right corner, but pass it and continue
- o-------------------------------o down the path. You can find another
- ladder at the bottom left corner. Go up
- the ladder to find a Chicken Dew and a letter from Dr. Allard. Hmm...
- If you want, you can return to the southeast ladder to find an area with a
- shop. He has some equipment and items, so you should check it out.
- The secret agent dude at the center of the area demands that you fork over
- 5000 Neo-Shekels to proceed, but that is a little out of hand. Return to the
- surface and go west. Enter the doorway and descend the stairs. The punk on the
- left is a big fat meanie, and the guy on the right spews random lies (there is
- no key and you cannot get into the locked door. So just ignore his ass).
- Proceed up the stairs to reach a vending machine and a pump.
- There is a man next to the vending machine that asks you to spare him 10 Neo-
- Shekels. If you are willing to be a big enough jerk to reach Deathtemple, then
- do not give the man any dough.
- Save at the pump and pick up any items from the vending machine. Enter the
- building to find yourself in what appears to be a waiting room. Talk to the
- two suits at the front of the room for a scolding. The party suggests what we
- should do. There are three options:
- OPTION 1: Pay the toll. Peh, like we're gonna do that. There are two much
- easier ways to solve our problem here. >_>
- OPTION 2: Bust into his office. You can either attack the toll-keeper guard
- or the two suits in front of Dr. Allard's office. It's your choice,
- but they can be pretty tough foes.
- OPTION 3: Find Rufus. The recommended path. Enter Dr. Allard's office and
- talk to the suit on the left. Ask if he is Rufus, and the suit will
- tell you that he is doing guard duty in one of the tunnels. Leave
- the office and go down the ladder past the save pump. Rufus is down
- here with the guy blabbing about the locked door. He is glad that
- the party is standing up to the doc and tells you his password:
- "when we get the final hardware, the performance is just going to
- skyrocket." Cool! Return to the office and tell the two suits the
- password. Once the party enters, you will have to fight a guard.
- He is cake. However, the doctor will attack afterwards.
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- BOSS: Dr Allard
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- Recommended Level: 6
- The doctor has very high GUARD, so dealing loads of damage to him can be hard.
- His attacks are very deadly, such as Heart Stab (it can deal around 200-250
- damage to one character). Dirty Needles is fairly weak, but can target many
- characters at once. Faulty Plague Vaccine is probably Dr. Allard's most lethal
- attack. He can hit one party member three times, each dealing around 100
- damage. That's not all; with every hit, he will inflict a status effect.
- Assign one character to heal non-stop. I don't know why, but my Balthios blew
- in this fight, so I assigned him with the healing role. Have Hoopz use
- Accurate Shot, because his skills are very weak. Cyberdwarf should use any of
- his physical attacks (I'm a fan of Jab) and Barkley can use Forward Jumper. I
- suggest spending the first turn or two lowering the doc's POWER and SPEED with
- Fire and Snail Zauber, respectively, then let Baltheos heal for the rest of
- the fight. It's not very hard, but it may take a little while.
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- The gang will arrive near the gate to Proto Neo New York after the boss
- battle. Head to the gate and walk through where the suit used to be. When you
- are ready to enter Proto Neo New York, go down the ladder. As you climb down
- several ladders, the final one will break. Like in the beginning of the game,
- input the key shown onscreen (it's just Up three times) to survive the fall.
- Go through the gate to the city.
- ==============================================================================
- PROTO NEO NEW YORK [0408]
- ==============================================================================
- Enemies: None
- Items: None
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- o-------------------------------o Hmm, this place looks like a dump. The
- | - SHOP - | party decided to take a long-needed break
- o-------------------------------o from all the action. It's bonkers!
- | ZX ModelX571X.............343 | Cyberdwarf tells Hoopz about Clispaeth
- | Battlestech Gun...........287 | and the Cyberpocalypse, so listen up to
- | Chicken Dew...............179 | learn some of the backstory. The dwarf is
- | Mithril'braster...........176 | interrupted by some sort of laughter, and
- | Ultimate Wristband........165 | a mystery person tells everyone to find
- | BBall Shard................90 | shelter immediately. Proto Neo New York
- | ZX ZaubertechZ.............78 | seems to be haunted by Ghost Dad. The
- | Ecto Cooler................66 | mystery person turns out to be Juwanna
- | ZX Zaubertech1.............32 | Mann! The only way to reach the Spalding
- o-------------------------------o Building is to defeat the Ghost Dad.
- First, enter the house to the right of
- where you just were. If you wish to go on a one-way track to Deathtemple, then
- refuse to apologize to Wildman. Ooh, I'm so evil. *insert evil laugh*
- Exit and move west. Save at the pump and enter the house on the right to find
- the inn. If you want to stay and rest, then pay up 30 Neo-Shekels. Go inside
- the large building to the left of the pump to find a shop and a gambling hobo.
- Ignore the gambler, since he doesn't even have any money to offer if you win.
- Talk to the guy near the hobo and he will ask for you to retrieve the
- F.I.N.A.L. G.U.N. from the Spalding Building. You will get a nice reward if
- you fill your end of the deal.
- There is a gun salesman in this house, so check out what he has to offer. Pick
- up a ZX ModelX571X for Hoopz and a few Ultimate Wristbands for the rest of the
- party. It's pricey, but you should have enough money if you sell your old
- equipment. Leave and go over to the bulletin board to the left of the pump.
- Take the Ghost Dad hunter mission, save your game, and go talk to Juwanna Mann
- again. She will take you to the ghost.
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- BOSS: Ghost Dad
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- Recommended Level: 6
- Oh God, the character sprite for Ghost Dad is LOL-worthy. However, he is the
- toughest boss you have faced yet. His Fog Breath can lower the entire party's
- SPEED in one shot. Spook can deal around 100 damage and inflicts Glaucoma on
- the target. Ghostly Curse is even worse, since it inflicts random status
- effects on the entire party. Use Dwarf Caress if this attack ever comes up.
- Ectoplasm is a straight-up powerful attack, which can deal around 300 damage
- to one character. Watch out for Ghost Muscle, which will raise Ghost Dad's
- POWER significantly. Use Fire Zauber on Baltheos's next turn and whip out the
- Ecto Coolers for this fight.
- Even with Hoopz's new weapon, he should stick to the group healer because he
- is still very weak. If the entire party is perfectly fine, then have him use
- TrickGun Assault. It is a surprisingly powerful attack. Have Cyberdwarf attack
- occasionally, but have him use Dwarf Caress and Glaucoma Prayer if the other
- party members are hit with status effects. Baltheos should use Fire Zauber and
- Muscle Zauber at the start of the battle, then resort to Zauber Slash.
- Barkley has a wide range of powerful attacks. Holy Dunk can deal over 300
- damage in one shot, but it drains your entire BP bar. So instead of using Holy
- Dunk and then refilling all his BP, it may be better to use a handful of
- weaker attacks such as Vampslam and Doubleteam. Remember to stock up on some
- Ecto Coolers and BBall Shards if you happen to lose the battle. It'll take a
- very long time (much longer than the other bosses) and you may die once or
- twice, but hang in there and you should eventually win.
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- Ghost Dad will explode and the fog will lift. After a conversation with
- Juwanna Mann, stay at the inn. During your stay, Ghost Dad will contact
- Barkley and thank him. Defeating the ghost has freed him from the chains that
- bound him in Proto Neo New York, and he can finally rest in peace. Barkley
- will learn the Ghost Muscle technique.
- Save at the pump and go west to reach the Spalding Watergrounds. Follow the
- road and talk to the suit outside of the building. Like the guy in the gun
- stor, he will ask you to retrive the F.I.N.A.L. G.U.N. for him. If you do so,
- you'll receive 2500 Neo-Shekels. All the better reason to find the weapon!
- ==============================================================================
- SPALDING FACTORY [0409]
- ==============================================================================
- Enemies: Mech Gatorade, Mutant Baller, Slam Phantom
- Items: BBall Juice, Blue Keycard, Dwarfbane, F.I.N.A.L. G.U.N., Green Key,
- Prototype B-Ball, Red Keycard, Time Zauber
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- o-------------------------------o Barkley will notice a red and blue screen
- | - VENDING MACINE - | at the entrance. Smartypants Hoopz says
- o-------------------------------o that they will need keycards to use these
- | Chicken Fry...............699 | computers, which will activate lifts in
- | BBall Tear................220 | the factory. We don't have any keycards
- | Chicken Dew...............179 | yet, so save at the pump and go shopping
- | BBall Juice...............125 | at the vending machine.
- | Steroids..................100 |
- | Tobacco...................100 | Walk down the hallway and take a left at
- | BBall Shard................90 | the intersection, then go in the doorway.
- | Ecto Cooler................66 | Barkley suggests that we check every
- | Fstone Mvitamin............25 | computer for the keys, but that isn't
- | Protein Paste..............23 | needed. Telling you where to find stuff
- | Insulin....................20 | is my job! From the start of the room, go
- | Chup.......................15 | into the second cubicle on the right and
- | Alcohol....................10 | inspect the trashcan for a Dwarfbane.
- o-------------------------------o Give it to Dwarfbane and enter the third
- cubicle. Again, scroung through the trash
- to find some BBall Juice. Talk to the janitor in the hall for a really weird
- conversation, then head to the north end of the hall to find a Red Keycard in
- the corner. Before the group can leave, we'll catch a glimpse of a strange of
- a strange flashback concerning Hoopz. Hm.
- Now we can return to the entrance of the factory. Use the Red Keycard on the
- computer screen on the left to activate the lift. Go back to the intersection
- and go through the red door. Enter the first cubicle and rummage through the
- trashcan for a Time Zauber. Talk to Leonard the janitor again and then enter
- the next room on the right. Barkley will feel odd in this room and another
- flashback will occur. Quickly pass through and to the next cubicle-filled
- hallway. Inspect the first cubicle's trash to find the F.I.N.A.L. G.U.N.!
- Okay, now we can bring it back to one of the two civilians. You can either
- give it to the punk in Proto Neo New York for a Gun's Sticker or you can give
- it to the suit. Try and negotiate some more money out of him and he will fight
- you. If you manage to win, you will get the money AND the gun. Obviously this
- is the way to go. Give the gun to Hoopz after the fight.
- Return to where you found the F.I.N.A.L. G.U.N. and proceed down the hall.
- Pick up the Blue Keycard and like before, you'll be treated to another
- flashback. Well, now we know what happened to Leonard and Bill Cosby. Return
- to the entrance of the factory and use the Blue Keycard. Once the lift is
- working again, enter the northern door at the fork.
- Talk to Leonard to break the news to him that he's... kinda dead. As a result,
- the janitor thanks you by giving the party a Green Key. Use it on the green
- door in the room. A mystery man will quiz Barkley on b-balls, and after some
- crazy metaphor mumbo-jumbo, he will reveal himself as Scott H. Creelman, the
- CEO of Spalding. Battle time!
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- BOSS: Scott Creelman
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- Recommended Level: 7
- The only attack you should watch out for is Kamikaze Jam, since it can
- basically kill someone in one hit (not literally, but it deals around 540
- damage). Make sure to use Chicken Dews and Steroids when needed. Otherwise,
- his techniques aren't that dangerous. Low Blow is very weak and Illusion Shot
- can deal around 65 damage to multiple targets. You should be able to deal a
- load of damage with skills such as Vampslam, Thunder Zauber, and TrickGun
- Assault.
- After losing a lot of health, Scott Creelman will restort to dirty tactics.
- Glory of BBall will restore around 550-570 HP and cure the CEO of all status
- ailments. He'll also start to use BBall Bash, which can deal around 80 damage
- to one target THREE times. Remember, Steroids and Chicken Dew. Have Cyberdwarf
- use Dwarf Caress and make sure to deal as much damage as possible with the
- rest of the party to take him out before he can heal.
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- Scott Creelman will give Barkley the Prototype B-Ball before dying. But we
- have to recharge it according to the CEO. All of a sudden, Inspector Jordan
- will attack Hoopz with Type 2 Diabetes, which is uncurable. The gang returns
- to Juwanna Mann's house with Hoopz. She says the only way to possibly save
- Hoopz is to contact an old hermit south of Proto Neo New York.
- ==============================================================================
- PROTO NEO NEW YORK [0410]
- ==============================================================================
- Enemies: None
- Items: Ultimate Wristband
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- o-------------------------------o Head to the save pump and save your game,
- | - SHOP - | then go south to the Sunbaked Parking
- o-------------------------------o Lot. Go down the road to find the parking
- | Dwarfstear................788 | lot, where the party will decide where to
- | Mystic B-Ball.............700 | go next. Cyberdwarf suggests to head
- | Tek-Skeleton..............507 | through the Underground Railroad.
- | Battlestech Gun...........287 |
- | Referee Uniform...........175 | Talk to the man nearby and pick up some
- | Goggles...................168 | new bling and equipment. Grab a Mystic
- | Athletic Supporter........160 | B-Ball, Dwarfstear, and a Tek-Skeleton.
- | Steroids..................100 | If you wish, you can buy an Athletic
- | BBall Shard................90 | Supporter as well. Of course, pick up
- | Ecto Cooler................66 | some Steroids and Ecto Coolers if you are
- o-------------------------------o almost out.
- There is an Ultimate Wristband in the southwest end of the parking lot, so
- pick it up as well. There are two ways to reach Liberty Island: through the
- Underground Railroad or through the ferry. I will describe both paths in the
- next two sections.
- ==============================================================================
- UNDERGROUND RAILROAD [0411]
- ==============================================================================
- Enemies: None
- Items: None
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- The Underground Railroad is on the north end of the parking lot. Go through
- the door, then down the stairs in the corner. Talk to Harriet Tubman down here
- and agree to board the train. The party hears a noise in the back car, so they
- go check it out. It's the B-Ball Removal Department! You will have to input
- the key onscreen several times, but it isn't difficult.
- After beating the sergeant, he will activate a bomb. In order to survive,
- we'll have to ditch the car by detaching it from the rest of the train. Like
- Cyberdwarf suggests, we will have to pull the rightmost lever to save
- yourself. As he moves to each lever, tell him that it's the wrong one. Do this
- twice until he's standing in front of the lever on the right. Then tell him to
- pull it. Cyberdwarf manages to escape and everyone is saved. That's it, you're
- home free! Go up the stairs to reach Liberty Island.
- ==============================================================================
- LIBERTY ISLAND FERRY [0412]
- ==============================================================================
- Enemies: None
- Items: None
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- The ferry is on the eastern end of the parking lot. Proceed to the docks and
- talk to the captain to get on board, free of charge! Once the boat sets sail,
- you will only have very little relaxation time before Baltheos freaks out over
- the fact that it's Columbus Day. He runs below deck as Barkley and Cyberdwarf
- are attacked by an evil fiend.
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- BOSS: Duergar
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- Recommended Level: 8
- So it's just Barkley and Cyberdwarf. Great. Gold Encrusted Pick Toss hits four
- times, each dealing around 85 damage per hit. Gemstorm also hits all party
- members for around 200 damage, so it's a real doozy. Level 2 Melf's Acid Arrow
- not only inflicts around 220 damage, but also inflicts Diabetes on its
- intended target. As you can see, Duergar is very powerful, and having only two
- party members makes this battle a lot harder than normal bouts.
- It may seem kooky, but have Cyberdwarf heal every turn while Barkley sticks to
- attacking the Duergar. You will probably need to heal every turn, so have
- Cyberdwarf use Dwarf Caress and various items to cure himself and Barkley.
- Have Barkley power up with Ghost Muscle, then use Vampslam and Showboat Jam.
- Have Cyberdwarf restore any lost BP with BBall Shards when needed. Normally a
- battle like this would be cake, but having only two party members certainly
- doesn't help.
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- Turns out that the Duergar WAS Balthios! The only reason Balthios freaked out
- earlier is because long ago, an old gypsy placed a curse on him, and every
- Columbus Day he turns into a bloodthirsty Duergar. Oh well, we won't have to
- worry about that again until next year. Anyways, the group arrives at Liberty
- City after the conversation.
- ==============================================================================
- LIBERTY ISLAND [0413]
- ==============================================================================
- Enemies: None
- Items: None
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- o-------------------------------o The Liberty Island quest is like the old
- | - VENDING MACINE - | school point-and-click adventure games.
- o-------------------------------o From the start, walk towards the rubble
- | Chicken Fry...............699 | right above you and inspect the sparkly
- | BBall Tear................220 | rock. Take the Triangle Rock. North of
- | Chicken Dew...............179 | where the rock was is a vending machine
- | BBall Juice...............125 | and a pump. Save and stock up, then head
- | Steroids..................100 | up the stairs to the right. You won't be
- | Tobacco...................100 | able to get inside the Statue of Liberty
- | BBall Shard................90 | (looks a little different...), so turn
- | Ecto Cooler................66 | around and return to the previous area.
- | Fstone Mvitamin............25 |
- | Protein Paste..............23 | Walk west past the vending machine and
- | Insulin....................20 | continue into the house. You'll meet up
- | Chup.......................15 | with Rutherford. He says that Yelmirb can
- | Alcohol....................10 | cure Hoopz of his Type 2 Diabetes. The
- o-------------------------------o bad news is that we cannot reach him yet.
- We will need the Palladium Orb Scepter to
- reach his whereabouts. Try and take the pipe near the carpet, but we cannot
- get it yet. Poor Barkley has no manners! As Rutherford first if we can take
- the Pipe, then get it once he allows you to. Exit Rutherford's house and go
- south. Walk down the staircase and examine the boulder blocking the cave. Use
- the Pipe and the Triangle Rock on the boulder to gain access into Jenkin's
- cave.
- Select "Use Jenkins" to talk to him. The party is informed that Rutherford is
- actually trying to kill Yelmirb. He hands over the Orc Scepter if Barkley
- promises to kill Raffleson/Rutherford. Return to Raffleson's house to find out
- that he is nowhere to be found. Uh oh! They get trapped inside the house as
- sugar gas pours in. The trap stops though, buying us time to escape the house.
- First, inspect the dresser and take a Zaubermancer Garb. Examine the clock:
- it's 12:32. Next, examine the work table on the left and take the Screwdriver
- out of the work table. "Use" the desk to pry it open, revealing a Desk Key.
- Now go over to the bookshelf. You will have to pull three books in a certain
- order to open a secret door. Here is the order: Book 1, Book 2, Book 3, and
- Book 2. Now that the door is revealed, use the Desk Key to open it. We escaped!
- Save your game and head back to the Statue of Liberty. Examine the Cultist in
- front of the door. This guy's name is Mack. Talk to him to learn some
- information as he leaves. He now stands in front of the stone slab to the left
- of the pump, so go talk to him. After a very long talk, he will give you 750
- Neo-Shekels and a Sugar Counter. You will have to traverse through the well to
- find the Immaculate Rod.
- Before you go down the well, return to Jenkin's cave. Inspect his corpse for
- Cyberdwarf to learn Chaff Grenade. This is a must. Enter the well in the
- center of the city.
- The Sugar Counter is presented in the bottom left corner of the screen. If it
- goes over 4.5, then you will die. The key to keeping the sugar level low is to
- not dash. EVER. When down here, you can only walk. Also, you need to stay as
- far away from the sugary (white) piles on the ground. It can be very difficult
- to navigate down here, so take your time. The rocky patches on the walls can
- emit sugar, so wait for the streams of sugar to stop before proceeding past.
- Continue through until you reach a bridge. Go across to spot a white and blue
- can of sorts. It will run across a sugary path, but you cannot follow it. Go
- south and around the bend to have a sugar hallucination. Pass by the white
- corpse not too long after to spot the weird thing that ran away before. Is it
- the Diabeastie? No, but it's still hostile!
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- BOSS: Reginald
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- Recommended Level: 8
- Well, the mystery man is really Rutherford! Wait, no, it's Raffleson! Or was
- it Richards? Argh, he likes to be referred to as Reginald! Okay, enough with
- his many names. Reginald has many different attacks, and most of them suck.
- Like, they suck for us, because they are powerful. He can summon a Bee Swarm
- which can deal around 75-100 damage three or four times. Greater Earth Spire
- can deal around 300 damage to an ally and Chromatic Orb Level 119 can inflict
- multiple status effects and deal around 100 damage to its target.
- You can only damage Reginald when the red force field surrounding his body
- disappears. Until then, your attacks will deal very little damage. When he has
- it up, just heal. As a result, this battle can take a while if you have to sit
- around and wait for his shield to fall. He can make matters worse when he eats
- a sandwich, which can restore 999 of his BP! If no one needs healing, then use
- Cyberdwarf's physical attacks such as Suplex and Toss to lower Reginald's
- stats. It's an annoying battle, but use your most powerful skills of all three
- party members when the shield is down to hopefully end this one quickly.
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- After Reginald falls to his doom, collect the Immaculate Rod and return to the
- surface. Restock any items at the vending machine and save your game again,
- then head back to the Statue of Libery to encounter the Diabeastie. Aww, he
- doesn't look too deadly...
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- BOSS: Diabeasty
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- Recommended Level: 9
- It seems obvious that the Diabeasty is easily capable of inflicting us with
- Diabeates. Well, thats's what Sugar Storm is for. The attack inflicts Diabetes
- on the entire party. It can also use Glomp to deal around 200 damage to a solo
- target. Grasp of Glucos deals around 120 damage three times to a character.
- Watch out for Spontaneous Sugarification, which is a one-hit KO on any one
- party member. Revive him immediately and keep on goin'.
- Use Fire Zauber and/or Muscle Zauber at the start of the battle and start your
- heavy hitting on the Diabeasty. Cyberdwarf should stick to healing the party
- and occasionally using his physical attacks. Try out Chaff Grenade to lower
- the Diabeasty's GUARD. Barkley should use Holy Jam and Vampslam when he gets
- the chance, and Thunder Zauber is definitely Baltheos's best offensive attack.
- The battle isn't very hard, but you will most likely be using a lot of items
- to revive party members and refill BP.
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- The sugar monster is dead as it drops a Poleshaft. An odd gentleman named
- Octavius Steambrast asks that you give him your new item. If you want to head
- to the Deathtemple and stay evil, then hellz no -- don't give it to him. Save
- at the pump and enter the Statue of Liberty. Go up the ladders to reach
- Yelmirb. It's really Wilform Brimley?! Ehhhh. He eventually agrees to cure
- Hoopz until Vinceborg appears! I forgot about that guy.
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- BOSS: Vinceborg 2050
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- Recommended Level: 10
- Hopefully you managed to heal between the two bosses, because you'll need all
- the BP and VP you can get (well duh). Vinceborg still has some of his old
- attacks like Laser, but he has upgraded a bit too. He now can use Proximity
- pass to deal around 140 damage to two characters. He can also use Binary
- Shower to boost random stats of his. Like the previous battle, Vinceborg can
- heal, but now he can heal 400 VP and 400 BP!
- You should still be able to take him down rather easily. If you are lucky,
- Vinceborg won't heal that much (if at all) during the fight, so use your most
- powerful skills. Use Muscle Zauber and Chaff Grenade to lower his stats, then
- use Barkley's Ghost Muscle to boost your own. From there on, have Cyberdwarf
- heal while Barkley uses Showboat Jam and Baltheos uses Thunder Zauber. Once
- Vinceborg is near death, resort to Zauber Slash and Forward Jumper to save
- your BP-replenishing items. The fight may range on lengh depending if
- Vinceborg decides to repeatedly heal.
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- Vinceborg retreats and Hoopz is miraculously healed. Back at the Underground
- Railroad, the party regroups. Barkley lets Hoopz know of his origin, which is
- pretty messed up. Juwanna Mann gives you the Dimension Whistle and says that
- you should head to Cuchulainn's Ruins next. Barkley gives her the stupid
- Turkey Feather in return. Damn, she got the REALLY short end of the stick on
- that trade. Make sure to equip Hoopz of his equipment before talking to the
- train conductor.
- ==============================================================================
- BARREN OUTSKIRTS [0414]
- ==============================================================================
- Enemies: None
- Items: None
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- o-------------------------------o The Barren Outskirts leads to several
- | - SHOP - | secret areas. Again, I will cover all of
- o-------------------------------o the sidequests in Section 5, so check it
- | Dwarf Muscle.............1499 | out if you're looking for a guide for the
- | Dwarfstear................788 | Chup Mines and the secret boss.
- | Egyption Gun..............733 |
- | Mystic B-Ball.............700 | From the start, go east to the next area.
- | Tek-Skeleton..............507 | Go north to reach a campfire. Some of the
- | Mithril Sweatband.........310 | guys here are weird, especially the big,
- | Cyber-Gauntlet............270 | armored samurai. He likes to talk about
- | Facemask..................255 | monsters. >_> There is a shop here too
- | Hell Zauber...............246 | that has many nice pieces of equipment.
- | Zaubermancer Garb.........237 | It's a lot of money, but pick up a Dwarf
- | Pumps.....................199 | Muscle and a Cyber-Gauntlet or two.
- | Referee Uniform...........175 |
- o-------------------------------o Your main goal is to go to Cuchulainn's
- Tomb and do whatever the hell you need to
- there. There is a secret area called the Chup Mines not too far from here (we
- actually passed in on our way here), and I recommend that you go there before
- heading to the tomb. It's up to you, but go to Section 5.2 to find the
- walkthrough for the Chup Mines. If not, then go north at the campfire to reach
- Cuchulainn's Tomb.
- ==============================================================================
- CUCHULAINN'S TOMB [0415]
- ==============================================================================
- Enemies: Bainshee, Ball Brain, Ball Droid, Ball Spider, Dread Ref, Mech
- Gatorade, Slam Spectre, Whistle, Zomballer
- Items: BBall Juice x5, Bloody Zauber, Chicken Dew x5, Chicken Fry x2,
- H/S Ball, Hell B-Ball, Pumps
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- o-------------------------------o This is a pretty big place, so brace
- | - VENDING MACINE - | yourself. At the entrance, open the
- o-------------------------------o chests in the corridor on the right for
- | Chicken Fry...............699 | five BBall Juices and Pumps. Continue
- | BBall Tear................220 | down the northern hall and open the chest
- | Chicken Dew...............179 | on the right for five Chicken Dews. Go
- | BBall Juice...............125 | north until a gate stops you and head
- | Steroids..................100 | through the maze-like tunnels to the
- | Tobacco...................100 | right. Take the southern end at the fork
- | BBall Shard................90 | and you will come to an intersection. To
- | Ecto Cooler................66 | the left is a chest and to the right is a
- | Fstone Mvitamin............25 | crystal. Open the chest first for a
- | Protein Paste..............23 | Bloody Zauber, then check out the weird
- | Insulin....................20 | crystal. In order to open the gate at the
- | Chup.......................15 | front of the room, you must hit each of
- | Alcohol....................10 | the four crystals in a specific order.
- o-------------------------------o The order is:
- Blue - northeast Blue, Green, Purple, Red
- Green - southwest
- Purple - southeast
- Red - northwest
- You can also find two chests containing 1000 Neo-Shekels and two Chicken
- Fries. Remember that you must quickly hit each crystal in the order shown
- above. The gate should open. Before continuing through, inspect the stone face
- next to the gate to heal your VP and BP.
- The party splits up in the next room and each takes their own path. As a
- result, you get to play as all four characters as they each go on their little
- quest! Ooh joy!
- Baltheos is up first. Talk to the soldier in front of you to start a battle.
- The Android Officer not only looks vaguely familiar, but isn't that difficult.
- Just spam Zauber Slash every turn. Next up, you will fight... Master Chief?!
- Something like that. Adept Soldier is a bit tougher than the Android Officer,
- but one Thunder Zauber followed by a few Zauber Slashes will put him away.
- Next, you will fight a Greek Warrior. This guy looks familiar too. Again, he
- is a pushover. Once all three battles are won, go up to the room above.
- Baltheos hits the switch and you'll switch to another character.
- Now you are playing as Cyberdwarf. You will start off in front of a large
- chasm with a bucket of sand next to you. To navigate across the hole, use the
- action button to throw sand. If it falls down the hole, then you're out of
- luck, but there is an invisible path to take.
- Use the sand to find the invisible path and get across. I don't know about
- everyone else, but my game lagged a lot here. Prolly just because my computer
- sucks. Anyways, it's tougher than it looks, but you should get across on your
- first or second try. Cyberdwarf gets by and hits the switch.
- There are no enemies to fight with Hoopz, but you will have to traverse
- through a maze. If you mess up, you will end up repeating the same identical
- path over and over. To get through the maze, follow these directions:
- Left, Middle, Left, Right
- After you escape, Hoopz will hit the switch and role switches to Barkley.
- Another puzzle for Mr. Barkley. His #34 jersey is encased in the corner, and
- there are various crystals in front of a large screen. Each crystal has a
- number, and the number on the screen must total up to 34. In order to do that,
- hit the following switches (from the left):
- First crystal (11)
- second crystal (3)
- sixth crystal (15)
- seventh crystal (5)
- They total up to 34 and the door will open. Unfortunately, Barkley falls for
- the trap and Cuchulainn is freed! What the party doesn't know won't hurt them,
- right? RIGHT?!
- Once the party forms, go through the newly opened door. Barkley puts the
- Prototype B-Ball into the jamicite and the Hell B-Ball is formed. Barkley runs
- off in a tranced state. Pick up some goods from the vending machine and save
- at the gas pump before heading down the path to find an odd object on the
- ground. This is Shimmerglobe, some weird b-ball thing that is like, the Lord
- of B-Ball. Anyways, it sicks a Ball Spider on you. Wipe the floor with that
- dumb monster.
- Shimmerglobe will fuse with the Hell B-Ball to form the H/S Ball. It's weaker
- than the Hell B-Ball, but it allows Barkley to attack twice in one turn! Give
- it to the baller immediately. We are headed off to Necron 5!
- ==============================================================================
- BARREN OUTSKIRTS [0416]
- ==============================================================================
- Enemies: None
- Items: None
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- NOTE: You can use the Barren Outskirts to reach Cyberdwarf's ship, which will
- lead to Necron 5, but I think it's best that you tackle the Barren
- Outskirt's secret boss here before going to Necron 5. If you wish to do
- so, check out Section 5.3 for more info on this baddie.
- The Barren Outskirts is very small, so there isn't much exploring here. Stock
- up at the campfire and save your game, then go south. Pass by the Chup Mines
- and the railroad. Continue south and follow the trail.
- Talk to the man here to learn a bit about a World Map (whatever the heck that
- is...) and go south to enter the World Map. Whoah, I've never experienced
- something so trippy in a game before! Like, a shrunken version of the earth!?
- Follow the path to Cyberdwarf's ship and get ready to blast off to Necron 5.
- ==============================================================================
- NECRON 5 [0417]
- ==============================================================================
- Enemies: None
- Items: None
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- o-------------------------------o This is the site for the final battle! Go
- | - VENDING MACINE - | down the long hallway to encounter
- o-------------------------------o Vinceborg again. Instead of battling,
- | Chicken Fry...............699 | Barkley finally convinces the android who
- | BBall Tear................220 | he really is. Vinceborg finally halts his
- | Chicken Dew...............179 | evil mission to kill Hoopz by self-
- | BBall Juice...............125 | destructing! What a confused, robotic
- | Steroids..................100 | soul. Pick up some items at the vending
- | Tobacco...................100 | machine past the rubble. The pump nearby
- | BBall Shard................90 | will quiz you on random video game trivia
- | Ecto Cooler................66 | before you're able to save. The pump says
- | Fstone Mvitamin............25 | you will get something nice for getting
- | Protein Paste..............23 | all the answers right, but it is a dirty
- | Insulin....................20 | liar. As a result, see how you can do on
- | Chup.......................15 | your own with the quiz. I mean, it does
- | Alcohol....................10 | not matter if you get any wrong or right.
- o-------------------------------o
- Save your game and interact with the
- weird portal device next to the vending machine to fully heal. Enter the
- desolate b-ball court past the pump. Something isn't right here, and that is
- is proven when Inspector Jordan arrives on the scene. It's the final showdown
- between these two rival b-ballers!
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- BOSS: Michael Jordan
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- Recommended Level: 11
- It's one on one here, so you can only rely on Barkley to defeat Michael Jordan
- in the final showdown. Jordan still has his old attacks such as H-H-Head Shot,
- Hurricane Shot, and Defy Clispaeth. H-H-Head Shot still deals very little
- damage and Defy Clispaeth will raise Jordan's GUARD. Counter this by using
- Ghost Muscle.
- After using Ghost Muscle, repeatedly spam Doubleteam throughout the entire
- battle. Heal your VP and BP when needed, of course. Don't worry about the
- other techniques since Doubleteam will deal double damage if you have the H/S
- Ball equipped. If you have equipment such as Shrekmono equipped, Jordan's
- attacks will deal no more than 20 damage. This is a total breeze.
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- Well, that was anticlimactic. You know what they say: if you can't slam with
- the best, then jam with the rest!! Punk-ass. If you try and leave the b-ball
- court via the northern exit, Cyberdwarf will stop you.
- NOTE: Maybe it's a good time to use that Dimension Whistle Juwanna Mann gave
- us a while back. It will transport the party to the B-Ball Dimension,
- an optional area where you can fight some baddies and get some gnarly
- bling. Check out Section 5.4 for a walkthrough of it.
- Whether you left for the B-Ball Dimension or not, continue to the northern end
- of the desolate b-ball court. This is the final pit stop, so I hope you have
- prepared. Before finding the Ultimate B-Ball, the party is stopped by an evil
- doppleganger. Refuse to join your shadowy self to initiate a battle!
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- BOSS: Shadow Barkley
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- Recommended Level: 13
- What a massive foe we have in front of us. This monster has many different
- attacks at its disposal. Dark Vortex is a basic attack that can deal around
- 200 damage to one character and Shadow Lightning can deal around 100-130
- damage randomly to all characters. On top of that, Plague Needle will inflict
- Diabetes and Glaucoma to the entire party! Cyberdwarf should be your main
- healer, since Shadow Barkley can also use Verbotem Jam to basically kill a
- party member in one hit.
- Have Balthios use Muscle Zauber to crapify his stats and make it even worse by
- having Cyberdwarf start off with Chaff Grenade. Like always, Cyberdwarf should
- then be demoted to group healer. Barkley can attack with Doubleteam and
- Baltheos will either use Muscle Zauber over and over or use Thunder Zauber.
- Hoopz's Gun's Slay can do plenty of damage to Shadow Zauber as well. Have your
- party (almost) fully heal when Shadow Barkley has only a sliver of VP, since
- you will need to be prepared for a battle later. Beware though, since Shadow
- Barkley can use Moon Regeneration to heal around 550 VP!
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- After Shadow Barkley is defeated, you will be thrown into a boss battle right
- after! This is the final boss!!
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- BOSS: T-Rex Barkley
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- Recommended Level: 13
- Oh dear, this form is very, very tough. T-Rex Barkley is a hard-hitting
- machine, and all of his attacks have the potential of killing a party member
- in one shot. Tail Whip can deal around 160-180 damage... three times to one
- character. Chomp Chomp Yum Yum not only deals around 400 damage, but it also
- heals the t-rex for the same amount of damage dealt! Dinosaur Spit lowers all
- of your stats significantly and Battle Roar will raise T-Rex Barkley's POWER
- but an astounding 28!. Flamehell can also deal up to 300 damage to the entire
- party. On top of all that garbage, Doomfire Death can instantly kill two party
- members! Yes, TWO! Geez!
- I'd like to remind you that this is the final battle, so use every single item
- you can. Use up all your Chicken Fries, Chicken Dews, Ecto Coolers, BBall
- Tears, and so on. Cyberdwarf should be the one to use these items along with
- his spells. Everyone else should attack and occasionally heal themselves if
- they really need it.
- The key to winning is to be durable as opposed to trying to take out T-Rex
- Barkley quickly. Lower his stats with Muscle Zauber and use Water Zauber to
- give him some nasty status ailments. Barkley can use Ghost Muscle and Hoopz
- should use Gun's Slay. Balthios should actually limit himself to using Muscle
- Zauber nearly every turn to keep T-Rex Barkley in a weakened state. As for
- offensive attacks, Barkley can stick to Doubleteam and Showboat Jam and Hoopz
- should use Gun's Slay and TrickGun Assault every once in a while. This battle
- will take a very long time, but if you use all of your items and keep the
- party healthy, you will come out on top.
- Oh yeah, use Golden Potato to basically kill him in one hit. :)
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- I would let in some info on the ending of the game, but it's so damn funny
- that I don't want to spoil anything for you. Trust me, you'll enjoy it. There
- better be a Chapter 2, though.
- Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this guide. I put a lot of time into it, so I hope
- it was of use. Okay, bye.
- ______________________________________________________________________________
- ==============================================================================
- [5] SIDEQUESTS [0500]
- ==============================================================================
- Barkley, Shut Up and Jam has a few optional areas and events you can do, and
- this is the spot where they will be featured. I will state the first time you
- will be able to access each sidequest in the walkthrough, though.
- ==============================================================================
- DIKEMBE MUTUMBO'S TOMB [0501]
- ==============================================================================
- Enemies: Ball Droid, Dread Ref, Whistle
- Items: Chicken Dew x2, Femur
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- The tomb of famous b-baller Dikembe Mutumbo is fairly small, so you shouldn't
- have to spend much time here. Fight all the enemies you can here to level up
- and test out Cyberdwarf's odd fighting style. Go north to reach a fork, then
- take a left. The right path is a long tunnel that leads nowhere.
- As you go through the long path, the party will be interrupted by a wailing
- noise. Whatever. Continue through, picking up the two Chicken Dews from the
- wall panel right past the statues. Head north to the next area and stick to
- the northern path. The party will hear the strange noise again, but proceed
- through. You will reach the tomb and Dikembe Mutumbo's ghost appears. He is
- not too kind to the party and attacks!
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- BOSS: D. Mutumbo
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- Recommended Level: 4
- This guy actually isn't that tough. He looks just like Kobe Bryant and has
- some of the same moves. He is powerful, as Balla Dash can deal around 150
- damage to one party member! Counter that by using Fire Zauber to lower his
- POWER. You can also use Snail Zauber and Water Zauber to slow him down and
- give him random status effects respectively. Demi-Lightning Fists is by far D.
- Mutumbo's most dangerous attack. He can hit for 40-60 damage around six or
- seven times! If anyone survives a hit, pay all attention to healing that
- character.
- Vinceborg's Refractor Beam and Kobe's Vampslam are very good attacks to use
- against D. Mutumbo. I had Cyberdwarf focus on healing and keeping everyone in
- tact while everyone else attacked. If Mutumbo uses Devolve to enter a trace,
- use your more powerful attacks, since he will recover loads of VP! This battle
- shouldn't take too long, especially if he doesn't use Devolve.
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- Once Dikembe Mutumbo's ghost is defeated, you will receive a Femur. Mutumbo
- will also pass down one of his most special techniques to Barkley. As a
- result, Barkley learns Holy Dunk! Leave the tomb and return to Cesspool X.
- Talk to the dog wandering around (the normal one, not the freaks). It will
- begin to talk and trade its Nikes for your Femur. Do so and equip it to a slow
- character to boost their SPEED by 14!
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- CHUP MINES [0502]
- ==============================================================================
- Enemies: None
- Items: Falcon Johdpurs, Genie Lamp, Mysterious Potion, Shrekmono, Shrekmono
- Piccie
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- To reach the Chup Mines, go south from the campfire and hang a left at the
- intersection. The Duergars here are being enslaved by evil genies, so we
- should probably go ahead and put a stop to that. Enter the next area and go
- north through the main path. You'll eventually reach a table where the head
- Duergar is negotiating with one of the genies. Agree to mediate for the civil
- rights negotiation. You will be asked several questions, and it is best to
- side with the Duergars. Here are the best choices for each question:
- Q: What is your opinion on sludge elfs?
- A: Can no more coexist than fire and water.
- Q: How do you feel about the current sewer crisis?
- A: Pro-sewers.
- Q: What should be the primary diet of all Duergars?
- A: Dunkaroos.
- Q: Remove the ban on bubbling tinctures and elixers?
- A: All brews are now legal.
- Q: What should be done about ensorcelled weaponry?
- A: I love a good enchantment.
- Q: Your stance on Duergars' with patriotic quilts?
- A: All quilts must be patriotic.
- Q: How many hexes can be placed on each Duergar?
- A: 0 hexes.
- Q: What is the maximum ratio of gilded chalices to rubies?
- A: Rubies, rubies, rubies.
- Q: How many caverns is each Duergar allowed to spelunk?
- A: To each his own...
- You probably noticed that all you needed to do was choose the first answer
- every time. With all the questions asked in favor of the Duergars, Barkley
- will be rewarded with a Shrekmono and a Shrekmono Piccie. Equip the Shrekmono
- to either Barkley or Hoopz and return to the entrance of the second cave. Take
- a right now and talk to the Duergar behind the counter. He will reward the
- party with a Mysterious Potion.
- You can also decide to be mean and favor the genies in the negotiations. If
- you select the last answer for every question, then you will get a Genie Lamp.
- Talk to the genie near the entrance of the second cave for Falcon Johdpurs.
- Mwahahaha!
- If you use the Genie Lamp, you can summon Kazaam. He will grant the party one
- out of three wishes:
- Power - Party gains +5 VP, BP, POWER, GUARD, BRAIN, and SPEED
- Wealth - Gain 5000 Neo-Shekels
- Knowledge - Gain information about the Deathtemple
- It may be morally right to favor the Duergars, but the wish granted by Kazaam
- is pretty sweet. It's up to you.
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- GHASTLY DARKLORD [0503]
- ==============================================================================
- Enemies: Ghastly Darklord
- Items: Golden Potato
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- Ghastly Darklord is found in the Barren Outskirts, and it is recommended to
- fight he before going to Necron 5 (but after Cuchulainn's Tomb). He is very
- well hidden, so it's easy to accidentally stumble upon this guy if you love to
- search through every nook and cranny of an area.
- Go to the southern end of Barren Outskirts near the dealer and the guy that
- talks about the World Map. Go to the right side of the parking lot towards a
- small batch of oil drums. It's in the southeast corner, so walk to the very
- tip of the area towards the drum tucked in the corner. You will hear an evil
- voice as the monster appears.
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- BOSS: Ghastly Darklord
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- Recommended Level: 11
- WTF. That character sprite is wack. This guy is a real pain, since Tongue Lash
- alone will inflict every single status effect on one party member. Ghastly
- Darklord also can kill a random party member with Blackout. Mystic Eye Beam of
- Doom is just like Vinceborg's attack; it will deal around 80 damage to random
- targets. Head Bash is your normal everyday physical attack that will deal
- around 100 damage. To top it off, Soul Consume heals him for around 360 VP!
- Start off by having Barkley use Ghost Muscle and Baltheos using Muscle Zauber.
- Cyberdwarf can use Chaff Grenade, then resort to healing for the remainder of
- the battle. Hoopz isn't that useful in this fight either, so he can heal and
- occasionally attack. Don't try inflicting Ghastly Darklord with Diabetes or
- Glaucoma, since he is immune to both.
- Make sure Barkley has the H/S Ball equipped and have him use Doubleteam. Since
- you can double dribble with two b-balls, the attack deals twice as much as
- normally! Plus, it only consumes 10 BP so you can use it multiple times before
- refilling with a BBall Tear. Baltheos can probably stick to Thunder Zauber
- while he occasionally lowers Ghastly Darklord's stats. If you make sure to
- heal every turn with Cyberdwarf or Hoopz, then you should be good to go.
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- That's it for the secret boss! You will obtain a Golden Potato after the
- fight. This magical item will summon Hiratio, which can instantly kill any
- enemy in the game! Use this item wisely though.
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- B-BALL DIMENSION [0504]
- ==============================================================================
- Enemies: None
- Items: Ivory's Bromide, Mithril Jersey, Tupperware Armor
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- This is a one-time place, so talk to Carmelo Anthony (standing next to the
- pump) if you want to go back. Remember; if you do, you won't be able to come
- back here. There are several neat little events that you can participate here
- in the B-Ball Dimension.
- Talk to the various tourists standing outside of the buildings here. One of
- them is the legendary Dick Vitale. Again, if you wish to go to the Deathtemple
- by being an evil son of a gun, don't give Dick Vitale any Neo-Shekels.
- --- DATING SERVICE -----------------------------------------------------------
- The Dating Service is to the right of the arena, so head inside. Cyberdwarf is
- the only one willing to go through the dating service, so it's up to him to
- score a hottie. That hottie happens to be Ivory Latta from the WNBA. Answer
- the following questions to win the date:
- "That's a pretty name, Ivory"
- "What are some of your interests?"
- "What books do you like?"
- "I also read romance novels"
- "I think you doubt yourself"
- "I don't think so"
- "That... that was amazing"
- "It's... beautiful"
- "What do you usually think about?"
- If you answer all of those, Cyberdwarf will get a smooch as well as Tupperware
- Armor and Ivory's Bromide. Give the Tupperware Armor to Cyberdwarf.
- --- B-BALL RANCH -------------------------------------------------------------
- Totally useless, but funny as hell. You can raise your own pet b-ball by
- feeding it, watering it, and even training it. Each food product costs money,
- so it's not really worth it. It's a cute take on monster training, but you
- can't get anything out of raising a pet b-ball.
- --- B-BALL TOURNAMENT --------------------------------------------------------
- You can participate in a tournament to find the best fighter. It's right next
- to the pump, so enter and register behind the front desk. It is time to
- dethrone Kevin Garnett! Register and speak with the champ, then get ready to
- do battle in the B-Ball Tournament!
- The first contestant is Hell Orc. One hit should kill him. Your second
- opponent is Doomhell Skele. Again, he is ridiculously easy. The same goes for
- the third opponent: the Blood Ghoul. After defeating three enemies, you will
- fight the Delmon Master. He is a bit tougher than the other contestants, but
- still fairly simple. Once defeating the four pathetic monsters, you will face
- off with the reigning champ: Kevin Garnett!
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- BOSS: Kevin Garnett
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- Recommended Level: 12
- It is a one on one fight between Charles Barkley and Kevin Garnett. You really
- need to watch our for Dipsy Doo Dunkaroo, which can deal damage and lower your
- GUARD by 25! Dojo Kick can deal around 210 damage if your GUARD has been
- lowered and 3-Point can also take a nice chunk out of your BP. Still, you and
- your H/S Ball can probably tear him apart with normal attacks. Just stick to
- Forward Jumpers and Free Throws to take him out. Yawn.
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- After becoming the new champion, Barkley receives the Mithril Jersey! Give it
- to either Barkley or Hoopz (whomever isn't wearing the Shrekmono) to boost
- their GUARD greatly.
- That's it to the B-Ball Dimension, so you can now talk to Carmelo Anthony to
- return to Necro 5. Don't forget to save before doing so.
- ==============================================================================
- DEATHTEMPLE [0505]
- ==============================================================================
- Enemies: None
- Items: None
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- To access Deathtemple, you must be the most evil, corrupt, and despicable
- person possible. You have four options throughout the game where you can make
- a good or bad descision. You must make all four bad decisions to be able to
- access the Deathtemple. Afterwards, simply die/get a game over and instead of
- going to the main menu, you will reach Deathtemple. Here are the four options
- that factor whether or not you can make it here.
- 1. Neo New York City - don't give the small child in front of the church any
- Neo-Shekels.
- 2. Neo New York City Sewers - don't give the bum outside of Dr. Allard's
- office any Neo-Shekels.
- 3. Proto Neo New York - don ot apologize to Wildman, who lives in the house
- next to Juwanna Mann.
- 4. B-Ball Dimension - do not give Dick Vitale any Neo-Shekels.
- If you do all four of these and then die or get a game over, Barkley will
- arrive in Deathtemple. There is nothing really valuable or important here, but
- you can talk to the game creaters who are represented by NPCs. Walk around and
- talk to everyone to learn about all wacky info. If you want to get the hell
- (lol puns) out of here, talk to the giant face at the north end of Deathtemple
- to revert to the main menu. Nothing important here, but it's funny.
- ______________________________________________________________________________
- ==============================================================================
- [6] BOSSES [0600]
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- BOSS: Dread Ref
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- Recommended Level: 2
- This boss is very easy and doesn't have too much health. Technical Foul can
- Foul one of your party members, and Knife Boot Face Gash can deal a lot of
- damage. Fortunately, many of the hits have a high chance of missing. You can
- use your various skills, but they aren't necessarily needed. Most powerful
- physical attacks, such as Barkley's Forward Jumper and Hellbane's Zauber Slash
- is enough to put him away after enough hits. Remember that you can use Ecto
- Coolers to refill your VP.
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- BOSS: BBall Monster
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- Recommended Level: 3
- The BBall Monster is certainly tougher than the Dread Ref from before. His
- attacks are very strong, especially against Baltheos. His Ball Punch can deal
- around 95 damage to Baltheos! His Juke Spinner attack can hit several times
- between both party members, dealiing around 20 damage a pop. BBall Twister is
- another strong attack that deals around 50 damage in one hit.
- The key to winning is to guard and lower the BBall Monster's POWER. Use
- Baltheos's Flame Zauber has the ability to lower its POWER, so use the attack
- when you get a chance. The monster can use Brace Onself, which will raise its
- POWER, so definitely use Flame Zauber if it uses the ability. Once it is
- weakened, unleash your greatest attacks, such as Ice Zauber and Barkley's
- Showboat Jam. Maintain your VP and occasionally guard to lower the chance of
- getting pummeled by the BBall Monster. Not too tough of a fight when powerful
- attacks can deal 100-200 damage.
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- BOSS: Michael Jordan, Vinceborg 2050
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- Recommended Level: 5
- Michael Jordan is fairly weak, so do everything in your power to take him out
- first. His Hurricane Shot can deal multiple shots to various party members and
- H-H-Head Shot can cut a nice chunk out of one party member's VP. If you have
- Holy Dunk, use it on Jordan to deal around 250 damage. Use Baltheos's Thunder
- Zauber and Cyberdwarf's physical attacks to take out Jordan in hopefully one
- or two rounds. He isn't much of a threat, but get him out of the way first.
- Once Michael Jordan is down for the count, it's just you and Vinceborg. Use
- Cyberdwarf to restore Barkley and Baltheos's BP and leave those two to the
- attacking. Like you know, Vince's Eye Laser attack can really hurt. Refractor
- Beam is equally as bad, but luckily those are his only two offensive attacks.
- He does have Recharge, which heals around 240 VP. Like always, lower his POWER
- with Flame Zauber and commence with the beatdown. This battle isn't exactly
- hard, but take note that Vinceborg has a lot of VP.
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- BOSS: Dr Allard
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- Recommended Level: 6
- The doctor has very high GUARD, so dealing loads of damage to him can be hard.
- His attacks are very deadly, such as Heart Stab (it can deal around 200-250
- damage to one character). Dirty Needles is fairly weak, but can target many
- characters at once. Faulty Plague Vaccine is probably Dr. Allard's most lethal
- attack. He can hit one party member three times, each dealing around 100
- damage. That's not all; with every hit, he will inflict a status effect.
- Assign one character to heal non-stop. I don't know why, but my Balthios blew
- in this fight, so I assigned him with the healing role. Have Hoopz use
- Accurate Shot, because his skills are very weak. Cyberdwarf should use any of
- his physical attacks (I'm a fan of Jab) and Barkley can use Forward Jumper. I
- suggest spending the first turn or two lowering the doc's POWER and SPEED with
- Fire and Snail Zauber, respectively, then let Baltheos heal for the rest of
- the fight. It's not very hard, but it may take a little while.
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- BOSS: Ghost Dad
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- Recommended Level: 6
- Oh God, the character sprite for Ghost Dad is LOL-worthy. However, he is the
- toughest boss you have faced yet. His Fog Breath can lower the entire party's
- SPEED in one shot. Spook can deal around 100 damage and inflicts Glaucoma on
- the target. Ghostly Curse is even worse, since it inflicts random status
- effects on the entire party. Use Dwarf Caress if this attack ever comes up.
- Ectoplasm is a straight-up powerful attack, which can deal around 300 damage
- to one character. Watch out for Ghost Muscle, which will raise Ghost Dad's
- POWER significantly. Use Fire Zauber on Baltheos's next turn and whip out the
- Ecto Coolers for this fight.
- Even with Hoopz's new weapon, he should stick to the group healer because he
- is still very weak. If the entire party is perfectly fine, then have him use
- TrickGun Assault. It is a surprisingly powerful attack. Have Cyberdwarf attack
- occasionally, but have him use Dwarf Caress and Glaucoma Prayer if the other
- party members are hit with status effects. Baltheos should use Fire Zauber and
- Muscle Zauber at the start of the battle, then resort to Zauber Slash.
- Barkley has a wide range of powerful attacks. Holy Dunk can deal over 300
- damage in one shot, but it drains your entire BP bar. So instead of using Holy
- Dunk and then refilling all his BP, it may be better to use a handful of
- weaker attacks such as Vampslam and Doubleteam. Remember to stock up on some
- Ecto Coolers and BBall Shards if you happen to lose the battle. It'll take a
- very long time (much longer than the other bosses) and you may die once or
- twice, but hang in there and you should eventually win.
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- BOSS: Scott Creelman
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- Recommended Level: 7
- The only attack you should watch out for is Kamikaze Jam, since it can
- basically kill someone in one hit (not literally, but it deals around 540
- damage). Make sure to use Chicken Dews and Steroids when needed. Otherwise,
- his techniques aren't that dangerous. Low Blow is very weak and Illusion Shot
- can deal around 65 damage to multiple targets. You should be able to deal a
- load of damage with skills such as Vampslam, Thunder Zauber, and TrickGun
- Assault.
- After losing a lot of health, Scott Creelman will restort to dirty tactics.
- Glory of BBall will restore around 550-570 HP and cure the CEO of all status
- ailments. He'll also start to use BBall Bash, which can deal around 80 damage
- to one target THREE times. Remember, Steroids and Chicken Dew. Have Cyberdwarf
- use Dwarf Caress and make sure to deal as much damage as possible with the
- rest of the party to take him out before he can heal.
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- BOSS: Duergar
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- Recommended Level: 8
- So it's just Barkley and Cyberdwarf. Great. Gold Encrusted Pick Toss hits four
- times, each dealing around 85 damage per hit. Gemstorm also hits all party
- members for around 200 damage, so it's a real doozy. Level 2 Melf's Acid Arrow
- not only inflicts around 220 damage, but also inflicts Diabetes on its
- intended target. As you can see, Duergar is very powerful, and having only two
- party members makes this battle a lot harder than normal bouts.
- It may seem kooky, but have Cyberdwarf heal every turn while Barkley sticks to
- attacking the Duergar. You will probably need to heal every turn, so have
- Cyberdwarf use Dwarf Caress and various items to cure himself and Barkley.
- Have Barkley power up with Ghost Muscle, then use Vampslam and Showboat Jam.
- Have Cyberdwarf restore any lost BP with BBall Shards when needed. Normally a
- battle like this would be cake, but having only two party members certainly
- doesn't help.
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- BOSS: Reginald
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- Recommended Level: 8
- Well, the mystery man is really Rutherford! Wait, no, it's Raffleson! Or was
- it Richards? Argh, he likes to be referred to as Reginald! Okay, enough with
- his many names. Reginald has many different attacks, and most of them suck.
- Like, they suck for us, because they are powerful. He can summon a Bee Swarm
- which can deal around 75-100 damage three or four times. Greater Earth Spire
- can deal around 300 damage to an ally and Chromatic Orb Level 119 can inflict
- multiple status effects and deal around 100 damage to its target.
- You can only damage Reginald when the red force field surrounding his body
- disappears. Until then, your attacks will deal very little damage. When he has
- it up, just heal. As a result, this battle can take a while if you have to sit
- around and wait for his shield to fall. He can make matters worse when he eats
- a sandwich, which can restore 999 of his BP! If no one needs healing, then use
- Cyberdwarf's physical attacks such as Suplex and Toss to lower Reginald's
- stats. It's an annoying battle, but use your most powerful skills of all three
- party members when the shield is down to hopefully end this one quickly.
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- BOSS: Diabeasty
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- Recommended Level: 9
- It seems obvious that the Diabeasty is easily capable of inflicting us with
- Diabeates. Well, thats's what Sugar Storm is for. The attack inflicts Diabetes
- on the entire party. It can also use Glomp to deal around 200 damage to a solo
- target. Grasp of Glucos deals around 120 damage three times to a character.
- Watch out for Spontaneous Sugarification, which is a one-hit KO on any one
- party member. Revive him immediately and keep on goin'.
- Use Fire Zauber and/or Muscle Zauber at the start of the battle and start your
- heavy hitting on the Diabeasty. Cyberdwarf should stick to healing the party
- and occasionally using his physical attacks. Try out Chaff Grenade to lower
- the Diabeasty's GUARD. Barkley should use Holy Jam and Vampslam when he gets
- the chance, and Thunder Zauber is definitely Baltheos's best offensive attack.
- The battle isn't very hard, but you will most likely be using a lot of items
- to revive party members and refill BP.
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- BOSS: Vinceborg 2050
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- Recommended Level: 10
- Hopefully you managed to heal between the two bosses, because you'll need all
- the BP and VP you can get (well duh). Vinceborg still has some of his old
- attacks like Laser, but he has upgraded a bit too. He now can use Proximity
- pass to deal around 140 damage to two characters. He can also use Binary
- Shower to boost random stats of his. Like the previous battle, Vinceborg can
- heal, but now he can heal 400 VP and 400 BP!
- You should still be able to take him down rather easily. If you are lucky,
- Vinceborg won't heal that much (if at all) during the fight, so use your most
- powerful skills. Use Muscle Zauber and Chaff Grenade to lower his stats, then
- use Barkley's Ghost Muscle to boost your own. From there on, have Cyberdwarf
- heal while Barkley uses Showboat Jam and Baltheos uses Thunder Zauber. Once
- Vinceborg is near death, resort to Zauber Slash and Forward Jumper to save
- your BP-replenishing items. The fight may range on lengh depending if
- Vinceborg decides to repeatedly heal.
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- BOSS: Michael Jordan
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- Recommended Level: 11
- It's one on one here, so you can only rely on Barkley to defeat Michael Jordan
- in the final showdown. Jordan still has his old attacks such as H-H-Head Shot,
- Hurricane Shot, and Defy Clispaeth. H-H-Head Shot still deals very little
- damage and Defy Clispaeth will raise Jordan's GUARD. Counter this by using
- Ghost Muscle.
- After using Ghost Muscle, repeatedly spam Doubleteam throughout the entire
- battle. Heal your VP and BP when needed, of course. Don't worry about the
- other techniques since Doubleteam will deal double damage if you have the H/S
- Ball equipped. If you have equipment such as Shrekmono equipped, Jordan's
- attacks will deal no more than 20 damage. This is a total breeze.
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- BOSS: Shadow Barkley
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- Recommended Level: 13
- What a massive foe we have in front of us. This monster has many different
- attacks at its disposal. Dark Vortex is a basic attack that can deal around
- 200 damage to one character and Shadow Lightning can deal around 100-130
- damage randomly to all characters. On top of that, Plague Needle will inflict
- Diabetes and Glaucoma to the entire party! Cyberdwarf should be your main
- healer, since Shadow Barkley can also use Verbotem Jam to basically kill a
- party member in one hit.
- Have Balthios use Muscle Zauber to crapify his stats and make it even worse by
- having Cyberdwarf start off with Chaff Grenade. Like always, Cyberdwarf should
- then be demoted to group healer. Barkley can attack with Doubleteam and
- Baltheos will either use Muscle Zauber over and over or use Thunder Zauber.
- Hoopz's Gun's Slay can do plenty of damage to Shadow Zauber as well. Have your
- party (almost) fully heal when Shadow Barkley has only a sliver of VP, since
- you will need to be prepared for a battle later. Beware though, since Shadow
- Barkley can use Moon Regeneration to heal around 550 VP!
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- BOSS: T-Rex Barkley
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- Recommended Level: 13
- Oh dear, this form is very, very tough. T-Rex Barkley is a hard-hitting
- machine, and all of his attacks have the potential of killing a party member
- in one shot. Tail Whip can deal around 160-180 damage... three times to one
- character. Chomp Chomp Yum Yum not only deals around 400 damage, but it also
- heals the t-rex for the same amount of damage dealt! Dinosaur Spit lowers all
- of your stats significantly and Battle Roar will raise T-Rex Barkley's POWER
- but an astounding 28!. Flamehell can also deal up to 300 damage to the entire
- party. On top of all that garbage, Doomfire Death can instantly kill two party
- members! Yes, TWO! Geez!
- I'd like to remind you that this is the final battle, so use every single item
- you can. Use up all your Chicken Fries, Chicken Dews, Ecto Coolers, BBall
- Tears, and so on. Cyberdwarf should be the one to use these items along with
- his spells. Everyone else should attack and occasionally heal themselves if
- they really need it.
- The key to winning is to be durable as opposed to trying to take out T-Rex
- Barkley quickly. Lower his stats with Muscle Zauber and use Water Zauber to
- give him some nasty status ailments. Barkley can use Ghost Muscle and Hoopz
- should use Gun's Slay. Balthios should actually limit himself to using Muscle
- Zauber nearly every turn to keep T-Rex Barkley in a weakened state. As for
- offensive attacks, Barkley can stick to Doubleteam and Showboat Jam and Hoopz
- should use Gun's Slay and TrickGun Assault every once in a while. This battle
- will take a very long time, but if you use all of your items and keep the
- party healthy, you will come out on top.
- Oh yeah, use Golden Potato to basically kill him in one hit. :)
- NOTE: The following bosses are found in secret areas in the game and are
- entirely optional. For more info, check out Section 5.
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- BOSS: D. Mutumbo
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- Recommended Level: 4
- This guy actually isn't that tough. He looks just like Kobe Bryant and has
- some of the same moves. He is powerful, as Balla Dash can deal around 150
- damage to one party member! Counter that by using Fire Zauber to lower his
- POWER. You can also use Snail Zauber and Water Zauber to slow him down and
- give him random status effects respectively. Demi-Lightning Fists is by far D.
- Mutumbo's most dangerous attack. He can hit for 40-60 damage around six or
- seven times! If anyone survives a hit, pay all attention to healing that
- character.
- Vinceborg's Refractor Beam and Kobe's Vampslam are very good attacks to use
- against D. Mutumbo. I had Cyberdwarf focus on healing and keeping everyone in
- tact while everyone else attacked. If Mutumbo uses Devolve to enter a trace,
- use your more powerful attacks, since he will recover loads of VP! This battle
- shouldn't take too long, especially if he doesn't use Devolve.
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- BOSS: Ghastly Darklord
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- Recommended Level: 11
- WTF. That character sprite is wack. This guy is a real pain, since Tongue Lash
- alone will inflict every single status effect on one party member. Ghastly
- Darklord also can kill a random party member with Blackout. Mystic Eye Beam of
- Doom is just like Vinceborg's attack; it will deal around 80 damage to random
- targets. Head Bash is your normal everyday physical attack that will deal
- around 100 damage. To top it off, Soul Consume heals him for around 360 VP!
- Start off by having Barkley use Ghost Muscle and Baltheos using Muscle Zauber.
- Cyberdwarf can use Chaff Grenade, then resort to healing for the remainder of
- the battle. Hoopz isn't that useful in this fight either, so he can heal and
- occasionally attack. Don't try inflicting Ghastly Darklord with Diabetes or
- Glaucoma, since he is immune to both.
- Make sure Barkley has the H/S Ball equipped and have him use Doubleteam. Since
- you can double dribble with two b-balls, the attack deals twice as much as
- normally! Plus, it only consumes 10 BP so you can use it multiple times before
- refilling with a BBall Tear. Baltheos can probably stick to Thunder Zauber
- while he occasionally lowers Ghastly Darklord's stats. If you make sure to
- heal every turn with Cyberdwarf or Hoopz, then you should be good to go.
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- BOSS: Kevin Garnett
- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
- Recommended Level: 12
- It is a one on one fight between Charles Barkley and Kevin Garnett. You really
- need to watch our for Dipsy Doo Dunkaroo, which can deal damage and lower your
- GUARD by 25! Dojo Kick can deal around 210 damage if your GUARD has been
- lowered and 3-Point can also take a nice chunk out of your BP. Still, you and
- your H/S Ball can probably tear him apart with normal attacks. Just stick to
- Forward Jumpers and Free Throws to take him out. Yawn.
- ______________________________________________________________________________
- ==============================================================================
- [7] EQUIPMENT [0700]
- ==============================================================================
- ==============================================================================
- WEAPONS [0701]
- ==============================================================================
- --- SOCCERBALL ---------------------------------------------------------------
- POW +0
- --- FIRE ZAUBER --------------------------------------------------------------
- POW +0
- --- RUSTY MUSCLE -------------------------------------------------------------
- POW +0
- --- ZX ZAUBERTECH1 -----------------------------------------------------------
- POW +0
- --- VOLLEYBALL ---------------------------------------------------------------
- POWER +8
- --- ICE ZAUBER ---------------------------------------------------------------
- POWER +8
- --- ZX ZAUBERTECHZ -----------------------------------------------------------
- POWER +10
- --- DWARF PRIDE --------------------------------------------------------------
- POWER +15
- --- THUNDER ZAUBER -----------------------------------------------------------
- POWER +20
- --- MITHRIL'BRASTER ----------------------------------------------------------
- POWER +20
- --- B-BALL -------------------------------------------------------------------
- POWER +26
- --- BATTLESTECH GUN ----------------------------------------------------------
- POWER +30
- --- TIME ZAUBER --------------------------------------------------------------
- POWER +32
- --- DWARF WARHAMMER ----------------------------------------------------------
- POWER +33
- --- ZX MODELX571X ------------------------------------------------------------
- POWER +36
- --- SPIKED B-BALL ------------------------------------------------------------
- POWER +38
- --- DWARFBANE ----------------------------------------------------------------
- POWER +43
- --- HELL ZAUBER --------------------------------------------------------------
- POWER +44
- BRAIN +3
- --- SNAIL ZAUBER -------------------------------------------------------------
- POWER +48
- GUARD +20
- BRAIN +4
- --- MYSTIC B-BALL ------------------------------------------------------------
- POWER +54
- --- BLOODY ZAUBER ------------------------------------------------------------
- POWER +60
- BRAIN +3
- --- DWARFSTEAR ---------------------------------------------------------------
- POWER +63
- GUARD +10
- --- EGYPTIAN GUN -------------------------------------------------------------
- POWER +70
- --- F.I.N.A.L. G.U.N. --------------------------------------------------------
- POWER +72
- SPEED +5
- BRAIN +10
- --- DWARFTEAR ----------------------------------------------------------------
- POWER +88
- GUARD +5
- --- H/S BALL -----------------------------------------------------------------
- POWER +80
- --- HELL B-BALL --------------------------------------------------------------
- POWER +90
- ==============================================================================
- ARMOR [0702]
- ==============================================================================
- --- ROBE ---------------------------------------------------------------------
- GUARD +2
- --- RAGS ---------------------------------------------------------------------
- GUARD +3
- --- JACKET -------------------------------------------------------------------
- GUARD +5
- --- JERSEY -------------------------------------------------------------------
- GUARD +9
- --- REFEREE UNIFORM ----------------------------------------------------------
- GUARD +14
- --- CYBER-TUNIC --------------------------------------------------------------
- GUARD +16
- --- TRENCHCOAT ---------------------------------------------------------------
- GUARD +17
- --- ULTIMATE WRISTBAND -------------------------------------------------------
- GUARD +19
- --- ZAUBERMANCER GARB --------------------------------------------------------
- GUARD +24
- --- MITHRIL JERSEY -----------------------------------------------------------
- GUARD +26
- --- TEK-SKELETON -------------------------------------------------------------
- GUARD +31
- --- FALCON JOHDPURS ----------------------------------------------------------
- GUARD +34
- --- SHREKMONO ----------------------------------------------------------------
- GUARD +36
- --- TUPPERWARE ARMOR ---------------------------------------------------------
- GUARD +45
- ==============================================================================
- BLING [0703]
- ==============================================================================
- --- ACE BANDAGE --------------------------------------------------------------
- GUARD +7
- --- ATHLETIC SUPPORTER -------------------------------------------------------
- GUARD +32
- --- BAPES --------------------------------------------------------------------
- SPEED +2
- --- BACKWARDS CAP ------------------------------------------------------------
- GUARD +3
- --- CYBER GAUNTLET -----------------------------------------------------------
- POWER +19
- --- FACEMASK -----------------------------------------------------------------
- GUARD +20
- --- GOGGLES ------------------------------------------------------------------
- BRAIN +14
- --- MAREEN'S RING ------------------------------------------------------------
- SPEED +1
- --- NIKES --------------------------------------------------------------------
- SPEED +14
- --- PUMPS --------------------------------------------------------------------
- SPEED +8
- --- SUNGLASSES ---------------------------------------------------------------
- BRAIN +2
- --- SWEATBAND ----------------------------------------------------------------
- BRAIN +6
- --- WRIST BRACE --------------------------------------------------------------
- POWER +6
- ______________________________________________________________________________
- ==============================================================================
- [8] ITEMS [0800]
- ==============================================================================
- --- ALCOHOL ------------------------------------------------------------------
- Cures Aspergers
- --- BBALL JUICE --------------------------------------------------------------
- Heals VP by 99%
- --- BBALL SHARD --------------------------------------------------------------
- Heals VP by 50%
- --- BBALL TEAR ---------------------------------------------------------------
- Heals BP by 100%
- --- CHICKEN DEW --------------------------------------------------------------
- Revives character with 100% VP
- --- CHICKEN FRY --------------------------------------------------------------
- Revives character with 100% VP and BP
- --- CHUP ---------------------------------------------------------------------
- Cures Glaucoma
- --- ECTO COOLER --------------------------------------------------------------
- Heals VP by 66%
- --- ECTO COOLER? -------------------------------------------------------------
- Heals VP and BP by 20%
- --- FSTONE MVITAMIN ----------------------------------------------------------
- Cures Parkinsons
- --- GATORADE GUM -------------------------------------------------------------
- Permanently raises VP by 25
- --- GENIE LAMP ---------------------------------------------------------------
- Shaped less like a lamp and more like a boom box...
- --- GOLDEN POTATO ------------------------------------------------------------
- Summons a legendary potato in battle...
- --- GUN'S STICKER ------------------------------------------------------------
- I Love Gun's Sticker. Labeled 1 of 1 in crayon
- --- INSULIN ------------------------------------------------------------------
- Cures Diabetes
- --- IVORY'S BROMIDE ----------------------------------------------------------
- A bromide of Ivory Latta
- --- MYSTERIOUS POTION --------------------------------------------------------
- Permanantly raises VP by 50
- --- PROTEIN PASTE ------------------------------------------------------------
- Heals VP by 33%
- --- RAGS ---------------------------------------------------------------------
- Heals VP by 66%
- --- SHREKMONO PICCIE ---------------------------------------------------------
- A photograph of the legendary kimono
- --- STEROID ------------------------------------------------------------------
- Revives character with 50% VP
- --- TOBACCO ------------------------------------------------------------------
- Cures all status effects
- --- TURKEY FEATHER -----------------------------------------------------------
- Zalatar's precious turkey feather
- ______________________________________________________________________________
- ==============================================================================
- [9] THANKS/CREDITS [0900]
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- Shotgunnova: Your FAQ for the game is great, and it definitely helped me out
- in some sticky situations. Good job on it man.
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