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  16. 		<a href="index-2.html">Frogesay</a><br />
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  17. 		<span id="subheader">Living off borrowed time, the clock tick faster.</span>
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  21. 		<h1>Today’s Hangover:</h1>
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  22. 				<h2 id="s02"><a href="#s02">Oy Deaf Cunt, It’s Seven O’Bong!</a></h2>
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  23. 				<h2><time datetime="2021-04-21">2021–04–21</time></h2>
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  24. 					<p>My first sentence for this Hangover was talking about crawling out of my rat cave after feasting on the corpses of the damned and being exposed to unholy sunlight the likes of which cause my skin to melt, my boils to blister, my eyeballs to puncture, and my skeleton to shatter and turn to dust as the eons take its toll and my mortal form dissipates into the great ether of the forever-beyond. I then realised I already used the rat cave joke.</p>
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  25. 					<p>Fuck.</p>
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  26. 					<p>I had this notion about writer’s block, which is what I had for the two minutes it took me to sit down and write down anything for this extremely important holiday of Smoking The Dank Fajita Day, and I will be double-damned if I miss out on these stanky marijuana maymays! The notion was that it doesn’t exist, and that it only exists insofar as you have a fear of being rejected for the words you write, and the inexperience to cohesively argue a point in written format. Everyone already has enough experience speaking, reading, and listening to words that they can put those words into action if they so desire. Now, I’m not saying everyone <em>should</em> put those words into action. I wrote an article about writing, titled “<a href="articles/2020-03/writing.html">Writing</a>”, which is about writing written words. One of the core ideas expressed is that, if you aren’t already a good writer, you are well and truly fucked. Writing itself is this magical fairy-land bullshit where you don’t know why the words come out but they do anyway and that’s we all get along. There’s little to teach beyond basic competency. It sounds unegalitarian to say that you should give up on your hobby because you suck at it and have no chance at ever improving, but as they say in the Japanese language-learning community: you can’t learn Japanese.</p>
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  27. 					<p>The point is that writing is a bit like rapping. We should all, instinctively, be good at it. We should all be able to take some random topic, such as it being Hot Fuck Marijuana 420 Smoke Up Tits Out Shit Dick Day, and be able to spin out some words on it even if they’re stupid. And we should all be able to bust out an Eyedea-tier freestyle on the drop of a dime like a <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6iefP8lf3o">lyrical miracle spiritual individual</a> sipping Pepsi with Jeffrey Epstein and Elvis Presley, because human beings are an animal that moves their lips when they think, and we all have enough experience with the basic tenets of speech like assonance and consonance to be able to string together words in rhythmic form. And yet, when Eyedea gets on stage, he makes unsigned hype <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmTaw6rl5HU">look like fucking clowns</a>. I mean he’s dead, so he doesn’t do that anymore. But he did.</p>
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  28. 					<p>So what’s the deal? What, exactly, did I mean when I say that being good at writing is an innate, inachievable skill? I think what I mean, and what I expressed somewhat in that article, is that writing has less to do with the instantly-obvious tenants of improvement that are common to all other pursuits, and more so with the obsessive and passive preparing of all the information you need in order to make your words remain wrote once they are written. Writing has way less to do about writing and more to do with reading obsessively on every single topic that crosses  your mind and creating arguments in your head in favour or against those topics, passively doing so just as an aspect of who you are as a human being. The best writers aren’t exclusively the best writers, but the best arguers, the best persuaders, the best speakers, the best whatever-they-need to express themselves in a manner that gets anonymous chuds to agree with their words. You can write in a grammatically-perfect, academically-honest, and bullshit-persprectivist manner all you want. You can be a “good” writer in that way. But if nobody gives a single <em>fuck</em> about what you’re saying? If nobody gives a single fuck about <em>you personally?</em> You’re not a good writer. You’re not good until people believe you.</p>
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  29. 					<p>I take for granted a lot of the skills I have on this topic, because I’m experienced in it. The same way an artist takes for granted their ability to spin up some sketch on the spot, I’m sure people with no experiencing with the craft of rhetoric find it amazing how I can express the ideas I do on consistent basis in a format which is actually entertaining. This phenomenon isn’t exclusive to unskilled idiots, either; I feel this whenever I listen to the words of people who have inspired me. With writing, as with all arts, there is only so much time we have to live, and only so much effort we can devote to the particular style we embody. Being amazed by other writers in your craft doesn’t necessarily mean they’re better than you, but because they’re as good as you are in a style which you happen not to be interested in writing in. I can craft up a snarky argument on any random bullshit that crosses my mind, but can you say the same for every writer? Of course not. Skill is skill within the skill you have, and just because other people possess different skills, doesn’t mean yours are worthless. And it doesn’t mean, if you like my work, you have to be me. It means you have to be yourself by using me as inspiration. That’s all.</p>
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  30. 					<p>Oh, and remember that time a police officer kneeled on a Black man’s neck for nine minutes and 29 seconds and extrajudicially murdered him because the American policing system is a racist fucking joke? Yeah, <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/20/us/chauvin-guilty-murder-george-floyd.html">he’s a convicted murderer now</a>. This brief, fleeting victory in obtaining racial justice will be seen as one small step towards just punishment for that very small minority of police officers who will face trial for their crimes, and a meaningless verdict for the vast majority of abusive authority figures who will will continue to murder specific groups of Americans for no other reason than how they were born. There will be no revolution off this verdict. America is a business, and business wears a clean shirt on Monday, keeping the status quo until it is profitable not to. No matter how many Black lives have to be taken from us, no matter how many American citizens have to be murdered for the crime of being born Black, and no matter how many millions of people have to protest until their racist fucking government gets the fucking point that they’re not going to tolerate having their friends and family murdered, nothing will change. The United States is the worst shithole in all the Western world, and there is no God for them to have trust in.</p>
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  31. 					<p>To summarise, I’ll give you a passage from a comic called “<a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/3261275-the-alcoholic">The Alcoholic</a>”, which I read several months ago and is one of the few comics that has occupied my mind over that long period of time:</p>
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  32. 					<p>“I haven’t really talked about politics in this tale, because I’ve always been somewhat apolitical, in much the same way that I’m agnostic. But here’s how I would summarize my general world-view: resigned, defeated, and heartbroken. My usual stance is: ‘I’m wrong and you’re wrong.’ I don’t think anybody knows what the hell is going on. It’s all too confusing. When I first got sober, though, at the age of 24, I became a vegan and was deeply concerned about the environment, that was my one political issue. I felt guilty driving a cab, and I saw every car and its engine as a small fire that was burning everything up.</p>
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  33. 					<p>“But then at some point I sort of just gave up in my mind. I did little things like recycle my plastic bottles and send 10 dollars to Greenpeace, but in my heart, I felt like it was a losing battle. Man was too destructive, too lost. He would always be at odds with himself and with nature. It's perhaps too apt a metaphor, but collectively man was like a gigantic alcoholic — he knew better but he couldn’t help but destroy himself and everything around him.</p>
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  34. 					<p>“My little detective novels were my fantasies — where justice could prevail, though always just barely, and usually at great cost.”</p>
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  35. 					<p>Have a good toke, kids. Or don’t, since I’m one day late. You know, since I was FUCKING HIGH OFF MY BALLS HOLY FUCK THAT GANJA IS SMOKING</p>
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  37. 		<h2 class="center">Today’s NEW Articles:</h2>
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  38. 			<h3><a href="articles/2021-03/nfts-are-a-failure-at-every-single-level.html">NFTs are a Failure at Every Single Level</a> ― <time datetime="2021-03-24">2021–03–24</time></h3>
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  39. 				<p>Analysing astonishing abuses of speculative technology, like a fag. <a href="articles/2021-03/nfts-are-a-failure-at-every-single-level.html">☞</a></p>
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  41. 		<h2 class="center">Monthly Hangovers:</h2>
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  42. 			<h3><a href="hangover/2021-04.html">April 2021 Hangovers</a> ― <time datetime="2021-04">2021–04</time></h3>
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  43. 				<p>So what if my month is humid? I have flowers and shit! <a href="hangover/2021-04.html">☞</a>
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  45. 			<h3><a href="hangover/2021-03.html">March 2021 Hangovers</a> ― <time datetime="2021-03">2021–03</time></h3>
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  46. 				<p>Lousy Smarch weather. Stupid partly-cloudy sunshine. <a href="hangover/2021-03.html">☞</a>
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  48. 			<h3><a href="hangover/2021-02.html">February 2021 Hangovers</a> ― <time datetime="2021-02">2021–02</time></h3>
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  49. 				<p>Snow on the bluff like a bad hand of poker. <a href="hangover/2021-02.html">☞</a>
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  51. 			<h3><a href="hangover/2021-01.html">January 2021 Hangovers</a> ― <time datetime="2021-01">2021–01</time></h3>
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  52. 				<p>Ah, shit. Here we go again. <a href="hangover/2021-01.html">☞</a>
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  54. 			<h3><a href="hangover/2020-12.html">December 2020 Hangovers</a> ― <time datetime="2020-12">2020–12</time></h3>
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  55. 				<p>Live for the darkness and find joy in the moon’s waning light. <a href="hangover/2020-12.html">☞</a>
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  57. 			<h3><a href="hangover/2020-11.html">November 2020 Hangovers</a> ― <time datetime="2020-11">2020–11</time></h3>
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  58. 				<p>The twilight of our lives is upon us, awaiting winter’s dusk. <a href="hangover/2020-11.html">☞</a>
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  60. 			<h3><a href="hangover/2020-07.html">July 2020 Hangovers</a> ― <time datetime="2020-07">2020–07</time></h3>
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  61. 				<p>Grab your beach balls and tiddy books. It’s gonna be a long summer. <a href="hangover/2020-07.html">☞</a>
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  63. 			<h3><a href="hangover/2020-05.html">May 2020 Hangovers</a> ― <time datetime="2020-05">2020–05</time></h3>
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  64. 				<p>It’s been one year since Frogesay launched! We learned nothing. <a href="hangover/2020-05.html">☞</a>
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  66. 			<h3><a href="hangover/2020-04.html">April 2020 Hangovers</a> ― <time datetime="2020-04">2020–04</time></h3>
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  67. 				<p>Featuring not only the Weed Day, but the Weed Month! Also plague. <a href="hangover/2020-04.html">☞</a>
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  69. 			<h3><a href="hangover/2020-03.html">March 2020 Hangovers</a> ― <time datetime="2020-03">2020–03</time></h3>
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  70. 				<p>April showers bring May flowers. But it’s March, so it doesn’t matter. <a href="hangover/2020-03.html">☞</a>
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  72. 			<h3><a href="hangover/2020-02.html">February 2020 Hangovers</a> ― <time datetime="2020-02">2020–02</time></h3>
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  73. 				<p>Celebrating the numerically meaningless milestone of 2020-02! <a href="hangover/2020-02.html">☞</a>
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  75. 			<h3><a href="hangover/2020-01.html">January 2020 Hangovers</a> ― <time datetime="2020-01">2020–01</time></h3>
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  76. 				<p>Now that we’re in Blade Runner times, I get to upload my opinions on the Information Superhighway. <a href="hangover/2020-01.html">☞</a>
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  78. 			<h3><a href="hangover/2019-12.html">December 2019 Hangovers</a> ― <time datetime="2019-12">2019–12</time></h3>
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  79. 				<p>I have finally received the greatest gift I can ask for: infinite rage. <a href="hangover/2019-12.html">☞</a>
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  81. 			<h3><a href="hangover/2019-11.html">November 2019 Hangovers</a> ― <time datetime="2019-11">2019–11</time></h3>
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  82. 				<p>It’s like bootleg winter but with less cheer and more crotchety old veterans. <a href="hangover/2019-11.html">☞</a>
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  84. 			<h3><a href="hangover/2019-10.html">October 2019 Hangovers</a> ― <time datetime="2019-10">2019–10</time></h3>
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  85. 				<p>Ignore the previous comment. I’m not done, after all. Not yet! <a href="hangover/2019-10.html">☞</a>
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  87. 			<h3><a href="hangover/2019-09.html">September 2019 Hangovers</a> ― <time datetime="2019-09">2019–09</time></h3>
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  88. 				<p>I am back, I am SO back, and I already feel done with it. <a href="hangover/2019-09.html">☞</a>
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  90. 			<h3><a href="hangover/2019-07.html">July 2019 Hangovers</a> ― <time datetime="2019-07">2019–07</time></h3>
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  91. 				<p>It’s the seventh lucky month, and it’s hot, hot, hot! Just like yours truly, of course. <a href="hangover/2019-07.html">☞</a></p>
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  93. 			<h3><a href="hangover/2019-05.html">May 2019 Hangovers</a> ― <time datetime="2019-05">2019–05</time></h3>
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  94. 				<p>Feeling a little too alive? Let the tide of Spring whisk you away into your grave. <a href="hangover/2019-05.html">☞</a></p>
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  97. 		<h2 class="center">All my other crap:</h2>
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  98. 			<h3><a href="articles/2021-01/the-2020-frogesay-really-heckin-arbitrary-game-awards.html">The 2020 Frogesay Really Heckin’ Arbitrary Game Awards!</a> ― <time datetime="2021-01-11">2021–01–11</time></h3>
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  99. 				<p>What an excellent year to review some of UNDERTALE SUCKS. <a href="articles/2021-01/the-2020-frogesay-really-heckin-arbitrary-game-awards.html">☞</a></p>
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  101. 			<h3><a href="articles/2020-12/4chan-a-song-of-kek-and-cringe.html">4chan: A Song of Kek and Cringe</a> ― <time datetime="2020-12-13">2020–12–13</time></h3>
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  102. 				<p>A brief history of 4chan and all the stupid memes within. <a href="articles/2020-12/4chan-a-song-of-kek-and-cringe.html">☞</a></p>
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  104. 			<h3><a href="articles/2020-11/just-another-failed-first-chapter.html">Just Another Failed First Chapter</a> ― <time datetime="2020-11-17">2020–11–17</time></h3>
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  105. 				<p>Here I reveal to you my greatest sin: making a mediocre novel opener. <a href="articles/2020-11/just-another-failed-first-chapter.html">☞</a></p>
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  107. 			<h3><a href="articles/2020-11/tumblr-a-stupid-written-oral-history.html">Tumblr: A Stupid Written Oral History</a> ― <time datetime="2020-11-13">2020–11–13</time></h3>
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  108. 				<p>What is Tumblr? Where do I fit into it? And why was I so gay and horny? <a href="articles/2020-11/tumblr-a-stupid-written-oral-history.html">☞</a></p>
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  110. 			<h3><a href="articles/2020-11/froge-will-die-on-may-20-2021.html">Froge Will Die on May 20, 2021</a> ― <time datetime="2020-11-01">2020–11–01</time></h3>
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  111. 				<p>This post announces my plans for the retirement of the Froge persona. <a href="articles/2020-11/froge-will-die-on-may-20-2021.html">☞</a></p>
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  113. 			<h3><a href="articles/2020-07/the-morning-after.html">The Morning After</a> ― <time datetime="2020-07-01">2020–07–01</time></h3>
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  114. 				<p>Let’s talk about existential crises! Hooray! <a href="articles/2020-07/the-morning-after.html">☞</a></p>
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  116. 			<h3><a href="articles/2020-07/what-the-bloody-hell-is-google-stadia.html">What the Bloody Hell is Google Stadia?</a> ― <time datetime="2020-07-01">2020–07–01</time></h3>
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  117. 				<p>It’s not good. But you knew that already, didn’t you? <a href="articles/2020-07/what-the-bloody-hell-is-google-stadia.html">☞</a></p>
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  119. 			<h3><a href="articles/2020-07/japanese-animes-the-icon-of-sin.html">Japanese Animes: The Icon of Sin</a> ― <time datetime="2020-07-01">2020–07–01</time></h3>
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  120. 				<p>The anime community doesn’t suck. You suck. Note that I do not suck. <a href="articles/2020-07/japanese-animes-the-icon-of-sin.html">☞</a></p>
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  122. 			<h3><a href="articles/2020-07/sminsmorious-basterds.html">Sminsmorious Basterds</a> ― <time datetime="2020-07-01">2020–07–01</time></h3>
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  123. 				<p>A long, weird, discussion with myself. <a href="articles/2020-07/sminsmorious-basterds.html">☞</a></p>
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  125. 			<h3><a href="articles/2020-05/walker-review.html">Walker Review: Zero Stars</a> ― <time datetime="2020-05-20">2020–05–20</time></h3>
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  126. 				<p>A movie in the Criterion Collection that’s as bad as Freddy Got Fingered. <a href="articles/2020-05/walker-review.html">☞</a></p>
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  128. 			<h3><a href="articles/2020-04/shazam-review.html">Shazam! Review: One Star</a> ― <time datetime="2020-04-28">2020–04–28</time></h3>
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  129. 				<p>Another movie in the DC Cinematic Universe ― oh, it’s dead now. <a href="articles/2020-04/shazam-review.html">☞</a></p>
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  131. 			<h3><a href="articles/2020-04/a-beautiful-mind-review.html">A Beautiful Mind Review: Two Stars</a> ― <time datetime="2020-04-28">2020–04–28</time></h3>
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  132. 				<p>Am I disabled enough for this movie, or do I need to bring out the hammer? <a href="articles/2020-04/a-beautiful-mind-review.html">☞</a></p>
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  134. 			<h3><a href="articles/2020-04/green-book-review.html">Green Book Review: Three Stars</a> ― <time datetime="2020-04-28">2020–04–28</time></h3>
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  135. 				<p>It’s more about black and white than it is green. <a href="articles/2020-04/green-book-review.html">☞</a></p>
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  137. 			<h3><a href="articles/2020-04/apollo-11-review.html">Apollo 11 Review: Four Stars</a> ― <time datetime="2020-04-28">2020–04–28</time></h3>
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  138. 				<p>The movie, not the spaceship. The spaceship was pretty good, too. <a href="articles/2020-04/apollo-11-review.html">☞</a></p>
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  140. 			<h3><a href="articles/2020-04/dark-souls-i-dont-like-it.html">Dark Souls: I Don’t Like It</a> ― <time datetime="2020-04-14">2020–04–14</time></h3>
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  141. 				<p>The Dark Souls of reviews about Dark Souls. <a href="articles/2020-04/dark-souls-i-dont-like-it.html">☞</a></p>
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  143. 			<h3><a href="articles/2020-04/angery-about-copyright.html">Angery About Copyright</a> ― <time datetime="2020-04-10">2020–04–10</time></h3>
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  144. 				<p>Someone is WRONG on the Internet, and so I must destroy them. <a href="articles/2020-04/angery-about-copyright.html">☞</a></p>
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  146. 			<h3><a href="articles/2020-04/what-doth-stars-mean-2.html">What Doth Stars Mean? 2?</a> ― <time datetime="2020-04-06">2020–04–06</time></h3>
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  147. 				<p>My old reviewing system was bad. I’m replacing it with a new one I’ll never use. <a href="articles/2020-04/what-doth-stars-mean-2.html">☞</a></p>
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  149. 			<h3><a href="articles/2020-03/writing.html">Writing</a> ― <time datetime="2020-03-08">2020–03–08</time></h3>
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  150. 				<p>There sure is! Here I talk about how to do that. If you want to. That is. <a href="articles/2020-02/fuck-kotaku.html">☞</a></p>
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  152. 			<h3><a href="articles/2020-02/fuck-kotaku.html">Fuck Kotaku</a> ― <time datetime="2020-02-16">2020–02–16</time></h3>
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  153. 				<p>Fuck Kotaku. <a href="articles/2020-02/fuck-kotaku.html">☞</a></p>
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  155. 			<h3><a href="articles/2020-02/illegal-streaming-good-for-the-soul.html">Illegal Streaming: Good For The Soul!</a> ― <time datetime="2020-02-12">2020–02–12</time></h3>
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  156. 				<p>Pirates are doing good things for the Internet. You should support them. <a href="articles/2020-02/illegal-streaming-good-for-the-soul.html">☞</a></p>
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  158. 			<h3><a href="articles/2020-01/lemon-demon-spirit-phone-album-review.html">Lemon Demon ― Spirit Phone ALBUM REVIEW</a> ― <time datetime="2020-01-30">2020–01–30</time></h3>
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  159. 				<p>In which I parody Anthony Fantano and have a little crisis over meme music. <a href="articles/2020-01/lemon-demon-spirit-phone-album-review.html">☞</a></p>
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  161. 			<h3><a href="articles/2020-01/the-2019-frogesay-still-arbitrary-game-awards.html">The 2019 Frogesay Still Arbitrary Game Awards!</a> ― <time datetime="2020-01-02">2020–01–02</time></h3>
    162. 

  162. 				<p>Wanna hear my opinions on 29 different video games? Wanna hear them again? <a href="articles/2020-01/the-2019-frogesay-still-arbitrary-game-awards.html">☞</a></p>
    163. 

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  164. 			<h3><a href="articles/2019-12/the-2019-solstice-recollection.html">The 2019 Solstice Recollection!</a> ― <time datetime="2019-12-22">2019–12–22</time></h3>
    165. 

  165. 				<p>It’s time to brush off the sins of my past through a simple Solstice cleansing. <a href="articles/2019-12/the-2019-solstice-recollection.html">☞</a></p>
    166. 

  166. 

  167. 			<h3><a href="articles/2019-12/froges-dissertation-on-criticism.html">Froge’s Dissertation on Criticism</a> ― <time datetime="2019-12-14">2019–12–14</time></h3>
    168. 

  168. 				<p>A long article about my philosophy on being a critic. No, it’s not funny. <a href="articles/2019-12/froges-dissertation-on-criticism.html">☞</a></p>
    169. 

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  170. 			<h3><a href="articles/2019-11/your-violent-paranoid-delusions-will-get-you-killed.html">Your Violent, Paranoid Delusions will get you Killed</a> ― <time datetime="2019-11-30">2019–11–30</time></h3>
    171. 

  171. 				<p>Let’s talk about self-defence, and why what you know about it is WRONG. <a href="articles/2019-11/your-violent-paranoid-delusions-will-get-you-killed.html">☞</a></p>
    172. 

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  173. 			<h3><a href="articles/2019-11/hearthstone-sucks-and-blizzard-are-cunts.html">Hearthstone Sucks and Blizzard are Cunts</a> ― <time datetime="2019-11-16">2019–11–16</time></h3>
    174. 

  174. 				<p>A polite and reasoned discussion on Blizzard being malicious twats. <a href="articles/2019-11/hearthstone-sucks-and-blizzard-are-cunts.html">☞</a></p>
    175. 

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  176. 			<h3><a href="articles/2019-11/linux-it-that-betrays.html">Linux: It That Betrays</a> ― <time datetime="2019-11-10">2019–11–10</time></h3>
    177. 

  177. 				<p>Something broke on my machine, so that means EVERYONE hates Linux now. <a href="articles/2019-11/linux-it-that-betrays.html">☞</a></p>
    178. 

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  179. 			<h3><a href="articles/2019-11/im-racist-now.html">I’m Racist Now</a> ― <time datetime="2019-11-06">2019–11–06</time></h3>
    180. 

  180. 				<p>I’m sorry to all my fans, but I have to come clean: I’m bisexual — I mean I’m racist. <a href="articles/2019-11/im-racist-now.html">☞</a></p>
    181. 

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  182. 			<h3><a href="articles/2019-10/halloweeny-musings.html">Halloweeny Musings</a> ― <time datetime="2019-10-31">2019–10–31</time></h3>
    183. 

  183. 				<p>Featuring the inexorable passage of time. And dread. <a href="articles/2019-10/halloweeny-musings.html">☞</a></p>
    184. 

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  185. 			<h3><a href="articles/2019-10/ferris-buellers-day-off-review.html">Ferris Bueller’s Day Off Review: One Star</a> ― <time datetime="2019-10-26">2019–10–26</time></h3>
    186. 

  186. 				<p>This is a rather silly movie that I didn’t like very much. <a href="articles/2019-10/ferris-buellers-day-off-review.html">☞</a></p>
    187. 

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  188. 			<h3><a href="articles/2019-10/kotaku-sucks-my-fat-froge-nuts.html">Kotaku Sucks my Fat Froge Nuts</a> ― <time datetime="2019-10-14">2019–10–14</time></h3>
    189. 

  189. 				<p>They actually have cloacas — oh, never mind. Watch me fuck this low-hanging fruit. <a href="articles/2019-10/kotaku-sucks-my-fat-froge-nuts.html">☞</a></p>
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  191. 			<h3><a href="articles/2019-10/pixar-censors-boobies-and-thats-terrible.html">Pixar Censors Boobies and that’s Terrible</a> ― <time datetime="2019-10-06">2019–10–06</time></h3>
    192. 

  192. 				<p>Once upon a time, there was a plastic doll with large breasts… <a href="articles/2019-10/pixar-censors-boobies-and-thats-terrible.html">☞</a></p>
    193. 

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  194. 			<h3><a href="articles/2019-10/putting-to-rest-an-uneasy-season.html">Putting to Rest an Uneasy Season</a> ― <time datetime="2019-10-02">2019–10–02</time></h3>
    195. 

  195. 				<p>I don’t know what I’m doing here, but I might as well keep on doing it. <a href="articles/2019-10/putting-to-rest-an-uneasy-season.html">☞</a></p>
    196. 

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  197. 			<h3><a href="articles/2019-09/and-here-i-am-again.html">And Here I Am Again</a> ― <time datetime="2019-09-01">2019–09–01</time></h3>
    198. 

  198. 				<p>It turns out I didn’t write that novel after all. <a href="articles/2019-09/and-here-i-am-again.html">☞</a></p>
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  200. 			<h3><a href="articles/2019-07/and-off-i-go-again.html">And Off I Go Again</a> ― <time datetime="2019-07-10">2019–07–10</time></h3>
    201. 

  201. 				<p>I’m writing another novel. This means I’m not writing here. Oh, the tragedy! <a href="articles/2019-07/and-off-i-go-again.html">☞</a></p>
    202. 

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  203. 			<h3><a href="articles/2019-07/short-talks-on-bad-fandoms.html">Short Talks on Bad Fandoms</a> ― <time datetime="2019-07-09">2019–07–09</time></h3>
    204. 

  204. 				<p>Extensive analysis has determined that, yep, this is cringe, bro. <a href="articles/2019-07/short-talks-on-bad-fandoms.html">☞</a></p>
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  206. 			<h3><a href="articles/2019-07/shaming-the-http-zealots.html">Shaming the HTTP Zealots</a> ― <time datetime="2019-07-07">2019–07–07</time></h3>
    207. 

  207. 				<p>You would think people who publish on the Internet would know how the Internet works. <a href="articles/2019-07/shaming-the-http-zealots.html">☞</a></p>
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  209. 			<h3><a href="articles/2019-07/defending-kiwi-farms-and-christchurch.html">Defending Kiwi Farms and Christchurch</a> ― <time datetime="2019-07-05">2019–07–05</time></h3>
    210. 

  210. 				<p>That’s it! I’m done with the façade! I’m joining the alt-right, RIGHT NOW! <a href="articles/2019-07/defending-kiwi-farms-and-christchurch.html">☞</a></p>
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  212. 			<h3><a href="articles/2019-07/how-to-train-your-dragon-the-hidden-world-review.html">How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World Review: Two Stars</a> ― <time datetime="2019-07-03">2019–07–03</time></h3>
    213. 

  213. 				<p>That’s a rather long title for a rather short and unremarkable kid’s movie. Which I watched. Somehow. <a href="articles/2019-07/how-to-train-your-dragon-the-hidden-world-review.html">☞</a></p>
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  215. 			<h3><a href="articles/2019-07/i-have-come-back-to-beg.html">I Have Come Back to Beg</a> ― <time datetime="2019-07-01">2019–07–01</time></h3>
    216. 

  216. 				<p>I didn’t end up writing that novel. I’m now writing another one. Yes, I’m serious. <a href="articles/2019-07/i-have-come-back-to-beg.html">☞</a></p>
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  218. 			<h3><a href="articles/2019-05/see-you-later-idiots.html">See You Later, Idiots</a> ― <time datetime="2019-06-01">2019–06–01</time></h3>
    219. 

  219. 				<p>I’m leaving for June. See you in a month! <a href="articles/2019-05/see-you-later-idiots.html">☞</a></p>
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  221. 			<h3><a href="articles/2019-05/froge-finds-the-jay-z-song.html">Froge Finds the Jay Z Song</a> ― <time datetime="2019-05-29">2019–05–29</time></h3>
    222. 

  222. 				<p>Jay Z makes music. He no longer has to as I found his one and only song. <a href="articles/2019-05/froge-finds-the-jay-z-song.html">☞</a></p>
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  224. 			<h3><a href="articles/2019-05/fantastic-planet-review.html">Fantastic Planet Review: Three Stars</a> ― <time datetime="2019-05-25">2019–05–25</time></h3>
    225. 

  225. 				<p>The only cartoon to feature dozens of naked ladies while still staying classy. <a href="articles/2019-05/fantastic-planet-review.html">☞</a></p>
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  227. 			<h3><a href="articles/2019-05/alien-review.html">Alien Review: Four Stars</a> ― <time datetime="2019-05-25">2019–05–25</time></h3>
    228. 

  228. 				<p>Time to review one of the most beloved science fiction films ever made.  <a href="articles/2019-05/alien-review.html">☞</a></p>
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  230. 			<h3><a href="articles/2019-05/reddit-is-a-scourge-and-must-be-purged.html">Reddit is a Scourge and must be Purged</a> ― <time datetime="2019-05-22">2019–05–22</time></h3>
    231. 

  231. 				<p>Froge goes onto the Reddit front page and gets angry at things! He then throws up and cries. <a href="articles/2019-05/reddit-is-a-scourge-and-must-be-purged.html">☞</a></p>
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  233. 			<h3><a href="articles/2019-05/what-does-froge-say.html">What Does Froge Say?</a> ― <time datetime="2019-05-20">2019–05–20</time></h3>
    234. 

  234. 				<p>My half-assed “about” page where I explain what has already been explained about my cult. <a href="articles/2019-05/what-does-froge-say.html">☞</a></p>
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